“Of course, they aren’t!”, Jill replied with a bright smile.

“Otherwise this bar wouldn’t be as successful as it is!”

My face fell, and I had to wonder if Jill had finally lost it. I wasn’t the only one who reacted this way though, Shiina also frowned and Mei couldn’t quite comprehend what this strange nude woman was saying.

The yakuza on the other hand already seemed to have known about this. In retrospective they did warn us beforehand…

“Jill… you understand that this is a crime, right? I don’t want to judge as I’m the boss of a yakuza crime syndicate, but this could easily get you to jail!”

Jill shook her head with a small grin.

“You don’t have to worry about me, all of this is absolutely legal, or rather it isn’t illegal!

Also, how nice that you suddenly decided to tell me about your little secret. Sure, I already kind of suspected it after you helped me with these gentlemen”, she pointed at the two young men behind me.

“But now you actually choose to tell your best friend about this important change in your life!”

Wow, I sense some deep resentment and anger in her words.

A little bit afraid of what she would do I took a step back. “Sorry Jill? I didn’t really know how to tell you about this…”

Her expression became even more terrifying. “How about:

Hey Jill, my best friend, did you know that my girlfriend is the daughter of a yakuza family and that I know inherited the position as the boss? Oh, and yeah, I also got this gorgeous Chinese girl as a bonus!”, she really was quite angry, wasn’t she?

“Wait… how do you know about the matter with Shiina’s family?”, I didn’t tell her about that, did I?

She rolled with her eyes and gave me a look that clearly told me that I was a stupid, ignorant jerk.

“How the fuck could you have become a mafia boss if not that way?!!”, oh well, that makes sense…

A little bit apprehensive I thought about a way to appease this angry lesbian nympho and my eyes fell on the bags with clothing. Without even hesitating for a moment I quickly offered them to calm this angry goddess of the perverts.

“Take this and shut up!”

I really should work on my wording…

It turned out to be effective though. Without minding my rude words Jill took a look inside the bag and I could almost see how she got off once she saw its contents.

“Thank you!”, she was reeeeeaaaaly happy.

“I always wanted some piercings, but up till now I didn’t really have a reason to make some!”, she really looked very excited and began to play around with the different piercings. Then she suddenly turned around and called one of the girls serving drinks.

“Anna, please go and get me a safety pin.”, the girl nodded and went off to the back part of the building.

“She also isn’t 18 yet…”, I noticed. It wasn’t that she had no assets, in fact this girl called Anna had quite the honkers that could easily outcompete Mei’s C-cup. The reason I could tell that she was only 16 to 17 years old was that her face was really just too immature.

Sure there were beings such as Shiina who looked like 13 when they are already 20 years old, but I doubted that Jill found a whole bunch of them.

“Oh yeah about that matter….

Don’t worry, they don’t really work for me!”, Jill was talking nonsense again.

All three of us, Shiina, Mei and I gave her doubtful looks. You can tell this to your lawyer, but please tell us the truth!

Jill laughed at our collective skepticism.

“No really, I don’t pay them, and I did not ask them to serve drinks here. They do it because they want to do it and because they are nudists who enjoy being stared at by men. To make it short, this bar is more like a nudist beach than an improper establishment.

What the girls here wear isn’t my responsibility, I am only selling my drinks after all!

Thanks, Anna!”, just as she explained the concept of her bar to us, the girl called Anna came over and handed her two safety pins.

“In other words, they ca-aan not…”, Jill’s voice began to tremble and she stopped speaking in the middle of the sentence. The simple reason for that was that she had pierced her left nipple with one of the safety pins.

Suppressing the pain, she closed the safety pin and wiped away the blood on her breasts.

“Jill?!”, I was a little bit panicked. Sure I predicted that she would pierce her nipples at some point, but I did not think she would do it herself, nor that she would use a safety pin and do it during our conversation!

“I’m fine.”, Jill said with a slightly trembling voice.

Before I could do anything else, she took the other safety pin and did the same think with the other nipple.

“Get me some disinfection spray!”, she told one of the girls and turned back to us.

Her expression was still slightly strained, but this did not keep her from smiling at me.

“Also, your girls don’t have to wear their jackets inside her you know? I imagine it must be quite hot.”, her voice was innocent, but I knew damn well that this lesbo just wanted to get a good view of Shiina and the new girl Mei.

I still owed her for not telling her about the mafia boss story, so I happily obliged. Giving Mei and Shiina a nod I watched them take off their jackets and unveiling the outfits beneath.

Jill’s reaction was just insanely funny. She almost looked like she was about to droll on the ground, her eyes darting between the two girls.

With a short dash she arrived in front of Shiina and began to cuddle her.

“YOU

ARE

SO

ADORABLE!!!”, her shrieking voice echoed through the bar and attracted the attention of the other guests. More and more eyes fell on Shiina and Mei and their reactions were quite obvious.

“WORSHIP THE GODDESSES!”, one of the middle aged men in the bar suddenly yelled out and jumped up from his chair. Running a small distance towards us he let himself fall to the ground and actually began to worship Shiina and Mei.

Sadly, or rather incredibly, he wasn’t the only one. As soon as his voice rung through the room almost a whole dozen of men came running and prostrated in front of the two girls.

“I want her outfit!”, one of the serving girls said with glistering eyes.

“Yes, it is soooo cute!”, another one replied with a bewitched smile.

Two outfits.

Two gorgeous, cute girls.

One bar that turned into a temple of old perverts worshipping these two girls.

I once again realize that this world was a really ridiculous place!