-Came here you little maggot, come to daddy. Dady will rip your head off.-I said and rushed to him. At that time he extended his hand and tried to catch me. He succeeded, his long hands tied me up. He wanted to restrain me. How cliche. I grabbed his arms and pulled him to me. If you are weaker and lighter than your enemy does not try to wrestle with him. Ther is an exception if you are some sort of master in martial arts. Zontar wasn't a master and was smaller than me. He flew head first straight to my mouth with already charged breath. WOOOM. His left arm fell off. I got a perfect occasion to perform Soinage. He didn't expect that. BOOOM. Seafloor trembled from the force. I could bet I made a little tsunami. I stepped on him and ripped off his second arm. He just laughed and unleashed some sort of binding skill. He grows new hands. 8 of them.-Nice, you are not so weak as I thought.- He tied me again and anchored himself to the giant rock.-But you are as stupid like I expected.-My short nuclear blast vaporized his hands and water. He got full hit to the chest by the nuclear explosion. He got smashed like a pancake.

-Why, why are you doing this?

-Because I can, and you are just too weak to be the king of the sea. - I stepped on him and ripped his head off. Well, I just dismantled him and ate his dead body. Not very tasty, like a steak from the too old cow.

Now is time to check that skeleton. What we have here. It had a very good smell. It smelled like a dear roast of my mommy. With all the herbs inside, yummy. I picked one of the bigger bones and placed them inside my mouth. Just like a lollipop. Oh GOD, what a taste.

-Who dares to suck my soul energy?-I heard a voice, but I let him be. I have the best lollipop in my life before my eyes.-Hey you, lowly earth dragon with my rib in mouth stop sucking me.

-Oh common, you are wrecking my meal. Cant, you see I am eating? Shut up. -Shit, now I cant think about eating, he said I was sucking him, what a prick. - Ok, you make me lost my appetite, show your self and maybe I will spare you.

-Strong ward for someone as small as you.- I turned around at looked at the skeleton eye.- Oh, you finally decided to look in the face.

-Why are you alive, aren't you a dead?

-Yes, I am but my soul is not....

-Well, carry on. Itadakimasu!- Fuck I even started to speak in Japanese.

-Stop, if you eat my soul I will lose my chance to wake up from the dead, and rule my brethren again.

-Sorry, you are not qualified to wake up from the dead. Only one person can do that, and he did it on his own accord. So just let me eat.

-But..., fuck it, die.-He executed some kind of mental attack. The pain was terrible, like a hangover and you neighbor asshole decided to listen to some shitty POP on full volume.

-WIKI help!

SMS from GOD

Really boy? Really? Just bite his head and he will calm down. Wait a moment. You cant move. Shit, fuck off from my people you overgrown alligator. You want to rise from dead, are you fucking kidding me? You should be in hell a long time ago. Go get him, boy. NOW!

-YES! SIR! - I jumped in his skull and bit it as hard as I could. The voice roared in pain and shut up. I ate his soul.

Good job boy. One more soul of the monster just like this and you will be able to shoot red nuclear breath, but next time do not count on me. This is your mission, not mine. Shit, this little fat ass just now tested a new nuke. You see what you did, just a few seconds and another war in the door. FUCK!

-Bye.-I came back to my lollipop. It seems like I ate his soul, but not his spiritual power. Time to eat.

Oh, and I grow up a bit, and very fast at that. I just shed my old skin. I have 100m in height. ROAR!!!