《What is god to a non believer》C31: Idle Talk
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I saw small hearts in her eyes. She had millions of eyes and in every eye, there was a small heart that was beating. -Yyyyy, Mothra you good? You look weird.
-LET ME GO YOU PERVERT!- And I got blasted with a lightning. Straight to the chin.
DMG 17,25
Critical hit: dmg X2
Unprotected part: dmg X2
Total: 17,25 X 2 X 2= 69 dmg
WTF this is the first time I got something like that. WIKI?
Sorry, wrong window. Carry on.
This WIKI is more annoying with every single usage. Ok, back to the topic.
-I am sorry my lord. I didn't mean to do this. '
- No problem, it didn't even hurt. - I started to pet her head. It was very nice to touch. So fluffy and soft.
-Really?-Her eyes were glittering, but she shook her had.-Please do not do that.- If she says so.
-Really. By the way, how long will it take for us to fall into the mortal realm? - She somehow became sad.
-I do not know. - Earlier I think I would just go on a rampage, but I just cannot be angry when I am looking at her.
-Well, nothing to worry about, we will get a longer walk. - I started to laugh.
-Sir, I think we should disappear from this place as fast as we can.
-Why tell me.
-You see, as I am looking at the scale of the destruction that you caused you might wake up some gods that are not pleased with your presence here.
-Indeed that can be troubling.
- Let's go, we will find shelter and hide.
-Boring! I do not like to play hide&seek.
-But they are powerful.
-Like they can split a mountain with the flip of their wrist, their breath can swipe away a forest and fart can boil an ocean?
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-Yes, that's it.
Better not to tell her that right now that my boss was the one who created everything. Every single fucking atom and all the things from which atoms are built.- Do not worry. Nothing will happen. Better let's find something to eat. Are you hungry? - Suddenly I bet I could hear a scream of being that was slaughtered. Must be some sort of animal that was smashed by falling rock.
Mike PoV
While watching Godzilla and Mothra in an awkward love talk I had to make sure that no one will interrupt them. That was my task. I positioned myself on a near cloud and started to observe. Tony was lying nearby and he was watching his tablet. Of course, he had a perverted grin.
-Could you stop grinning like a pervert?
-I cant, I am listening to them.-He pointed at the two monsters.- their talk is so stupid that I am going to die.
-Shut up for a second. - I could hear that someone was flying toward our lovebirds.- We got company, watch them and inform me if something goes wrong.- I took my Karabela and jumped out of the cloud. - BANGARANG!!!!!!
-I will cut them off so you do not have to worry about noise! Now go fetch them.-Tony whispered the last sentence.
-I heard that!- Now what kind of asshole I will have to beat.
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