Book 3 Chapter 7: Karma Might Be A Slow Bitch But You Are A Skank!

“You dare insult me!” Tao Xa fumes.

“I’m not insulting you,” Lintian said like he was talking to a child. “I’m describing you!”

Tao Xa’s face turns beet red. Aside from his parents no one else dare berate, insult or even look down at him. It was always him that held others in contempt not the other way around. His eyes glaring like an evil madman.

“What are you glaring for?” Lintian asks like he didn't care at all.

Without so much as a warning Tao Xa’s hand flew to his sword and unleashed a precise controlled attack that aimed for Lintian’s heart, through the somewhat dense crowd of people. They were at least ten meters alway from each other giving Lintian ample time to react especially since he was prepared for this.

It was a beam of qi that was densely compacted like a laser. Lintian’s body swayed just enough to dodge it.

Swoosh!

Three individuals who were behind Lintian suddenly had a hole appear on their body.

“AHHH!!” The people who got hit screams. Due to fright no one seems to care about the injured individuals.

“Not bad,” Lintian laughs out heartily. “Did a blind man teach you how to aim? Because that wasn't even close.”

“Sneak out of here. Meet me at the entrance. I’ll handle this.” Lintian told Fang in a voice transmission.

Fang looks at Lintian with a worried face but Lintian gave him a confident look that seems to make her feel that everything was within his control.

“If you’re a man come out here and fight me,” Tao Xa shouts back losing his composure.

“It would be a waste of effort on my part.”

“With your weak cultivation? Your weak ass body? Anyone one of my servants here can beat you to death. Are you so afraid that you don’t even dare to fight my servants?” Tao Xa goads.

“Hahahaha,” Lintian laughs, “your ass must be so jealous of all the shit that just came out your mouth.”

“Hahaha your just a pussy that only knows how to talk big,” Tao Xa mocks. “All talk and no action!”

“Well I would fight you but on this planet we don’t hit little girls.”

“You’re just a pussy.”

“Well we are what we eat so I guess that makes you a dick.”

“Thats fucking it!” Tao Xa roars completely forgetting about Fang. “Get him!”

The group of servants that Tao Xa brought with him auras surge up. They were mostly all in the sixth stage of the Master realm with two at the fifth.

Tao Xa himself was at the ninth stage.

“I would stay longer but I got a bigger problems to deal with,” Lintian yells. He activated the God’s art and ran off into the distance.

Most of the crowd was flabbergasted by the event that transpired here.

“What the hell just happen!”

Lintian races through the streets dodging into ally ways and using the phasing technique to weave through walls losing everyone in his track.

Not even 5 minutes went by when Tao Xa and his group lost Lintian.

“If I ever see that bitch again I’m gonna cut him into a thousand pieces!” Tao Xa roars angrily. “If not for the task my father gave me I would have chased you to death.”

As Lintian ran to Fang he thought of a brilliant idea that only he can pull off.

“Hey Fang, do you know where that person from before lives?”

“Yeah why?”

“I just thought of a way to make a lot of money really quick.”

Fang looks at Lintian like Tao Xa might have hit him too hard on his get away.

“I’m bring honest. On my previous world well planet I was like a modern day Robin Hood,” Lintian said proudly.

“Whats a Robin Hood?” Fang asks.

“Well on my planet about 1.5 million years ago give or take a couple thousand years. He was the greatest thief on the planet. Stole from the rich gave to the poor. I even heard he stole a princess too.”

“So let me get this straight you are thinking of sneaking into Tao Xa’s mansion. Get pass a bunch of rank 5 arrays. Then into the vault. Steal everything and get out alive?”

“Now that you put it that way it seems a lot easier than expected,” Lintian jokes.

“Stealing is not right anyway. The young master would not have us steal to provide for her,” Fang said righteously. “Karma will eventually get him.”

“Well, karma is a slow ass bitch. She never comes to the ones that really deserve it. Just saying,” Lintian tries to persuade.

“What you think you’re his karma?” Fang giggles.

“Nope! I am a young handsomely brave hero who will seek justice for those in need with 90 percent cut of profit,” Lintian valiantly said out loud.

“It sounds to me like karma might be a slow bitch but you are a skank,” Fang teases.

“Why do you have to be so mean?” Lintian pouts. “I am trying to do something good and he deserves it. I heard he raped and kill over 50 girls this year alone. He also beats on the weak and humiliates them into suicide.” Lintian exaggerated it but there was truth in it.

“He is a scum bag but there is no need for you to risk your life.”

“Don’t worry. I got a plan. I just need to borrow like 5 interspacial rings or just one 1 ring that can fit a lot of stuff.”

“Are you planning to rob an estate?”

“No just the vaults and any weapons he has.”

Fang looks at him like he was crazy but for some reason he believes him.

“Fine, but if you can caught no one is coming to save you,” she warns as she took two interspacial rings off of her fingers. She then transfers the two ring’s items to her third ring.

“Here. There is six thousand square feet worth of size in these two rings.”

“Cool thanks. I just need to know where his estate is.”

“If your look for his treasure vault it is not here. It is at a town they control five thousand miles from here.”

“Lets go then,” Lintian said happily and got on the humming hawk that was in a stable outside the city gate.

When they got on they flew away at lightning speed and in a little more than an hour they have at the outskirt of the town. It didn't look as fancy or strong as Dragon city but it still made the people standing at the entrance feel insignificantly small.

Fang helps Lintian pay the fee and went in. They saw that the town was bustling with people and did not see many hungry people.

It surprised Lintian a bit considering what he heard before.

As they got closer to the center Lintian finally saw the huge palace at the center. It was radiating with light and wonder. Lintian could actually feel the density of the qi here.

“A rank five qi gathering array?” Lintian mumbles in surprise. An array like that would cost 220 billion qi stones on his planet and that was for a medium quality one. For an upper quality it is 410 billion qi stone.

Well at least I now know they have money worth stealing, Lintian thought to himself amusingly.

“You there! Go back 100 feet!” the guard shouts.

“Sorry,” Lintian apologizes and moves 100 feet back with Fang.

“You go wait outside. I’ll be back in a couple hours,” Lintian commands as he slips on the two rings. His dragon eyes became active as he scan the spell arrays in the palace and then looked for the area with the most arrays.

Through this Lintian found that the palace was actually just the tip of the ice berg. I thought they were just a subordinate force of one of the three strongest sects in the area. Why are there rank 6 spells in some of the areas?

The underground network actually spread to half the city. Lintian ran around for a full 5 hours before he finally finish mapping the underground spell arrays. A subordinate force definitely cannot have this kind of power. Oh well it is not my problem Lintian thought as he found an area in the city that was connected with an underground network that had the least amount of spell arrays. Luckily it was in a dark alley where no one can see him.

He activated the phasing technique and directly fell into the ground. Luckily the first layer was only 50 yards underground.

Lintian phased through the spell arrays and everything. Dropping into a random room underground.

Plop!

He landed on a table. The room was dark but his dragon eyes are able to see in the dark as clear as day.

Then he heard the door rustle and his eyes shift to qi seeing mode and found three individuals coming into the room. He immediately phases through into the next room that does not have anyone there.

“Damn these eyes are really useful,” Lintian praises. Inside his head was a mental map of all the spell arrays and the areas with the greatest density.

As he phases from wall to wall not a single person was able to detect him. After another 10 minutes Lintian finally arrives in a room right next to what he believes to be Vault.

As he looks at the complex arrays Lintian notices something strange. It is not to keep something out but to keep something in.

As Lintian phases through the wall Lintian saw something that caused him to be completely astonished and surprised. A rank 7 spell array!