Old Lady Dee Dee,

see her hobble about.

Old Lady Dee Dee,

don’t make her mad

cuz man, that woman can shout!

Old Lady Dee Dee,

uh uh, don’t let her get that 211!

She drink that shit,

man, she’ll start thinking she in heaven!

Old Lady Dee Dee,

she’ll spit and sputter about,

bitching and fussing about this dirty ass house.

Old Lady Dee Dee,

her and that evil ass dog.

She feeds the goddamn thing

burgers, chicken, and steak!

Goddamn, that dog’s a hog!

Old Lady Dee Dee,

she bumps around in the dark.

I walked in and she jumped straight up

and grabbed her achy heart.

Old Lady Dee Dee,

ain’t up to no good,

but I’ll tell you one thing.

No matter what trouble

she’ll put me through,

ain’t no other person

gonna love me

like she do.

- dedicated to Alice Stephens