Uuuh, eeehhhh, aaahm....

What the hell?

Our parents are looking at us seriously, as if some kind of life-and-death battle is about to occur.

Tremendous pressure poured inside the big majestic room, but---

"Aaaah!!!" Palleo's scream shattered that pressure, I looked at the source of the scream, my twin Palleo is trying his best to catch another fairy, but the fairies no longer flies close to him, it seems like he's angry because the crib is holding him back.

"Aaah!! Uuh aa!!" Palleo said as he flailed his chubby hands towards the fairies.

" Told you." my father whispered to my mom. My mom just looks at Palleo with amazement.

Meartle quickly snapped back and quickly picked up Palleo.

" My Little Pal, are you okay? Does it hurt somewhere? Hmm? Whats wrong?" She said worriedly, and rubbed her cheeks to Palleo's chubby cheeks.

"Aaauh!! Aaa--aah!!" Palleo said as he pointed towards the fairies who were hugging each other and looking at Palleo fearfully, some of the fairies are hiding behind my back.

"Meartle, nothing's wrong. Our child have started to see our 'Guardians', he must be shocked, that's all. If you look closely at the direction Palleo is pointing at, you can see that the Qi there is strangely dense, don't you think so?" My father said trying to coax my mom.

My Mother looked at the little things and heaved a sigh of relief.

'But.... this 'lil fairies are Ancient Guardians? Is this supposed to be my cheat?'

I grabbed one of the closest fairies

*hyaah!!* The fairy screamed.

What I grabbed was a fairy with a rose-like dress, as I grabbed it, I flipped her dress.

"Kyaaaaah!" Her scream was full of embarrassment and shame.

"Pull it down !! Down!!" She said with tears in her eyes.

"Aaadu?" I said as i tilted my head. Fufufu-- excitement started to spread all over my body.. Doesn't this mean that?

Turning them into 'art'.

"Worst luck!! I shouldn't have come out!!" The fairy said as she struggled to get out of my chubby hands.

Heee~~ so they could talk.....

While I was busy thinking at how should I modify 'tis aesthetic fairy, our Parents on the other hand were discussing about our future.

"Meartle, as I said we really should have them blessed by Ancestral White." father said, with a callous look on his face.

"No!!, No matter whom they take for, I won't let them meet that Mad-Man!!" Mother said, shaking her head, her face was filled with protectiveness.

"He isn't a Mad-man--" My mother cut his words

"That's right he isn't a mad-man, he's a fiend!! Killing people without batting an eye, sacrificing thousands of innocent child just for one sinner! In the end he didn't even confirm if the one he wanted dead, really died! Can you really tolerate such a person to bless our child?!" My mother said, and put the confused Palleo beside me.

As soon as my mom put Palleo beside me, I offered him the fairy.

"Kyyaaaah!! Auuuhaa aaa!" Palleo squealed with delight, and it caught the attention of Mother and Father, Mom had a worried expression on her face, while father had a proud expression.

"Well, Meartle it seems like it's decided..." Father said as he looked very much the winner of an argument.

"*sigh* At least, when they turn 3 ok?" Mother said, her face very sad.

"Meartle, it's for their own good..." Father said.

" I know..." She replied, picking me up and kissing my forehead.

"I'll send the best tutor for both of them, so they would be prepared..." Father said, and started to walk out.

When the footsteps were gone, my mother suddenly started sobbing.

Aaaaaah, what a weird family I've got here....

After, 3 minutes or so of crying my mother finally stopped, she called some maids picking us up. Weirdly, there are no fairies that followed us. too bad, and mom didn't come for us.

When we reached our room, there was a big breasted lady but she's not beautiful at all

She is average, I guess?

"IYaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!! "As soon as Palleo saw the big breasted lady he cried.

Pfft!! hahaha, good luck Pal!!

He threw another tantrum.

"Your highness, please calm down." The maid holding Palleo tried her best to coax him. But her effort was wasted.

This personc doesn't know how to coax a child. Whenever she's in charge of me, I could smell the faint smell of a man, and from time to time I would see love marks on her neckline.

She is disgusting. And from my conclusion she is the that ruins everything, so as not to associate myself further to her, I'd also throw a tanrtum when she holds me.

I'm wishing for a change in maids's, hey! Unfortunately no one has noticed it yet.

"GUAahaga" I pointed at Palleo, and he stopped crying.

"Auu *hic* aahh *hic*" He replied, the maid looked at us weirdly and put Palleo beside me.

***

Days passed without our parents visiting us, our mother who used to be always with us. Now, rarely visits.

And it seems like the fairies won't come here, haaah-- and so I was bored every day and talked to my twin in flesh.

Now inside the Palace, our baby talk is the most popular gossips.

--

Good thing is my twin Palleo never cease to amuse me.

"Daaau,aaaauuh"I said to Pal while holding a pointed toy, then stabbed the air.

"Uuuahhh?" Pal, replied with frown. I'm now teaching him how to stab strangers that would approach him.

*Door Opens* the maid looked thoughtfully at me and Pal, then bowed.

"Princess Phicia, Prince Palleo, its time for your milk." the maid said respectfully. Heeehh~~~It seems like they think of us, as geniuses.

I stuck out my palm towards Pal, and nodded to the maid. The maid quickly called another maid and picked the two of us.

As we arrived at the milk session--- *ahem* I mean the room where the big breasted lady reside. I couldn't believe what I saw.

"Aaah!! Uuuih!! Ahs!!" I squealed with delight when I saw the picture book within the table.

A book!! Oh book, do you know how much I missed you?!

Although it's a picture book, it's fine. As long as I know if I could read or not.

"Princess Phicia, would you like me to read that book for you?" The maid holding me asked smilingly.

"Uuuh!! Aaa!!" I nodded my head very hard that I became dizzy for a moment. The maid holding Pal, looked at me VERY weirdly, then just gave the drooling Pal to the big breast lady.

The maid holding me picked the book, sat in the chair close to the bed where Pal is being breastfed. And started to read.

"Once upon a time, the Land of Fidea was filled with evil monsters. The people were always suffering----" blah*blah*blah**blah*

.

.

*nods* nods*

.

.

*gasp*

I almost fell asleep there!! Whew!! That was dangerous!! This book actually plotted to make me sleep!! What a scary book!!

Well in short, this world is called Fidea and many years ago this world was plunged with monsters, and humans were almost instinct. Then in the middle of extinction came the 'Hero' Fidea (he doesn't have a last name 'cause he was a peasant). Fidea was a Saint lvl Swordmaster and a lvl 11 magician. They said he defeated the strongest monsters, then made the other monsters be vanquished in his proclaimed land. After that he married 3 woman in total and had 5 sons and 7 daughter. The end.

I now know where the people got their way of thinking from. But, seriously? 27 child? Just how many times does he f'ck?

Oh, well people were probably bored.

"Princess Phicia, did you like the story?" The maid was smiling.

"Ooouuh!!" I shake my head, and pointed at the big breasted lady, Pal was already fast asleep. Tch!! I need to train this guy!!

When I pointed my hands towards the big breasted lady, the maids face paled and she quickly handed me over the big breasted lady.

"I'm sorry, I didn't realize that Princess Phicia is hungry!! Please forgive me!!" Her face pale and I could see that she was sweating greatly.

Seriously?

I just nod my head and tug the clothes of the big breasted lady.

"Fufu~~ Arz, it seems like her Highness doesn't care much, and only wants to be fed." the lady said as I started to drink her milk. Hmmm..... it's really weird how I find her milk delicious.

As I drink her milk, I unconsciously fell asleep.

***7th day, 3rd month of Iffea 2330; Arz Luddencor;***

I am Arz Luddencor our clan has serve the Royal Family since Ancient times. I'm a quarter elf, and had once serve the current king. This time he assigned me to serve his beloved concubine's child.

Since last time, their child died. The Emperor was thoroughly ignored, he was brooding about it everyday, it was funny at how many ministers were fired and was changed everyday, the nosy nobles called it the dark years, as every plan of theirs were hindered by the king.

And as not to make the same mistake his Majesty the Emperor assigned me to this job.

Well, I personally think that every child that has a REAL Royal Bloodline that's flowing in them, would be REAL geniuses. Since many concubines have child in other man, the Royal Blood became a mess, and the one that suffered were our clan, as we have to erase the stains in Royal Blood.

***12th day, 3rd month of Iffea 2330; Arz Luddencor;***

I've been officially assigned as the new maid of Princess Phicia Alhine Re Moztier, it seems like Princess Phicia showed no signs of seeing the Ancient guardians, but Prince Palleo listens to his sister Princess Phicia more than to her Highness Meartle.

I was on my way to the twin's Imperial Room, when I picked a maids gossip that caught my interest. I stopped by the window, where I was a bit away from them but could still hear them. really being a quarter elf has it's perks.

"Have you heard it yet? Her higness, Princess Phicia is said to be the only one that his higness, Prince Palleo ever listens to!!" Maid-1

"Huh? Is Her higness, Princess Phicia not a failure? Rumors had said that her highness, Princess Phicia didn't carry the Skill of De Friona that his Majesty looked forward to." Idiotic-Maid

"Hush! Are you courting death?! You know how much His Majesty loves her highness, Meartle, don't you?! And you still dare to talk like that!? If you're courting death, you do it alone!" Maid-2

"And her highness. Princess Phicia isn't the least bit inferior to his highness Prince Palleo. The maids in charge of Her Higness, Princess Phicha said that Princess Phicia could understand the words of adults!! And she's only 2 months old!!" Maid-2

"That's right!! the other day when I changed the Bed sheet of their higness', Princess Phicia, I bundled it the wrong way and she talked to me like she was scolding me!! though it was only 'AAaah' or whatever, but her tone was definitely scolding. it even gave me goosebumps!!" Maid-1

Hmmmm....So the Princess is a genius, and the Prince is inheritor of the De Friona skill. But, De Friona huh? It really brings back memories, when the previous king Lamier Fas Re Moztier first saw the Ancient Guardians, he cried and told me that little monsters are going to eat him!! haha!!

While I was in my dream-land, A Piercing cry brought me back to reality.

"AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!!!!!!" I quickly activated my skill, Lightning Walk and rushed to twin's Royal Chamber, I hastily opened the door.

What welcomed me was, the Princess holding a toy and the Prince crying. The Princess looked at me briefly then looked back at her Twin.

"daaau!! AAaauh!!" Princess Phicia waved the toy then threw it, that caused Prince Palleo to cry again. Princess Phicia payed it no mind, she picked another toy, crawled back to Prince Palleo and give the toy, the Prince stopped crying and looked at the toy curiously. The prince stopped crying, but he was still hicking

"*hic*Uuuuh, aaah? *hic*" the prince tried to identify the ball looking toy. Princess Phicia just grinned and--

"Aaauh!! Aaah!" Her tone was one of proudness.

Seriously? They are starting to gain awareness, as expected of the Royal Blood.

I quickly bowed and introduced myself but, the twin payed me no mind. That's fine!! as long as I can watch a REAL Re Moztier blooming once again!!!

But I need to be careful or I might die early, since REAL Re Moztier are rumored to be cold-blooded. They doesn't care about anything as long as they fulfill their desires.

**1 year Later**

Phicia Alhine Re Moztier,

It is joyous event, people! I can now pronounce words!!! hahahha!!! And with the use of magic, I can get everything I want without using physical work!! What a wonderful world!!!

IS WHAT I REALLY WANT TO SAY!! IF NOT FOR THIS CRAZY MAID 'ARZ'!!! she shoved many books in our room, and because of that!!! I CAN'T RESIST THE TEMPTATION OF THE BOOKS!!! KUuuuuh!! THE RESULT?!

I have missed several gossips of the maids!

I'm now reading a book, that has a manual how to absorb Qi/Mana/Energy or whatever they call it. The books direction were really easy, and I'm a bit thankful at the crazy maid since I'm now a level 1 warrior. After I finished the manual, I noticed Pal trying to copy me as he tried to understand the book, but he could not understand why I was so happy while reading it. Pal threw the book and crawled towards me.

"Bwig Shister, wash sho happi 'bout dat bok?"(big sis, what's so fun with that book?) Pal asked me clumsily, I just smiled at him and tried to stand straight using the little chair, that is a fit for us to sit.

"HMM!! PAL my bro, yo dun understand? das why you kent be awesome like me!!" I said proudly, and even lifted my chubby stomach.

"nu fair!! Shister ish a genius!!" Pal said and crawled away, I looked at the book that Pal threw, I crawled towards it and picked it up.

I was so shocked when I saw the title of the book, 'Re Moztier'...........

But whats more shocking is, the contents of the books---------

it was like-----

Seriously?

Who would have known.... who would guess such a thing actually exist?