*Semi Edited*

I got removed from my dreams by the sound of someone knocking on my door. Donning my dusty templar plate I told whoever it was to come in. I wasn't really suprised with the person who came through, however with the small amount of time I have grown to known him I feel it would be very unlikely for him to wake me up while sleeping. Something that suprised me was his behavior, he was nervous. He has shown me several emotions before fear for the most part with added trembling, but never something like being nervous. Doesn't fit the guy.

"Master, I-I have a question"

Slightly suprised, I feel like getting suprised is not an uncommon thing anymore for me I answer.

"Yes? Well you can ask me anything really."

Leaning in closer and clearing his throat he whispered to me something that made me want to hit him on the head.

"Yes master, erm... Do I have to mate with a girl just because I talked to her? There are 3 girls that say I should take responsibility for my actions. However to my knowledge I only used my common sense as you said master. They said I was flirting with them and well tried to get me into my room. Do I need to do that? I am very confused master."

"No Mike I advise you to not do it. You can take it as a order from me. Okay?"

"Yes master! Thank you master!"

Did I just cockblock my creation out of spite, yup pretty much. No touch ladies!

"Very well you may leave now."

"B-but master they are hunting me outside, here it is safe and master is here as well!"

"I suppose but I need to go to the dungeon today, and also figure out how to get into the Denatus."

"Yes, can I go with you?"

"No, I'd rather do it alone for now."

That statment made him slump his shoulders real quick. Huh ladies do that to you? Scary...

So harem might not be a good idea then. Duly noted.

After a bit of struggling with Mike I managed to get away.

Taking a quick look at my spells I see that one of them was infiltrated. It was just a tier 3 divine spell nothing much really. I'll let the crazy woman have her delusions.

Stepping outside I started heading towards the dungeon. My only reason for doing so is to explore a bit and test out my abilites. Perhaps I can relax and try to figure out a way to enter the Denatus as well. Zigzagging my way through the crowd while avoiding any thiefs that liked my pouch I managed to get to the dungeon in one piece. The fact that I say so about going to the dungeon rather than going inside is indeed saying something. After I stretched my arms I went in.

First few floors really wasn't anything big. I just slashed the monsters with the sword while walking lazily. I tried to find the place with level forties and sixties, however when I came to where it was supposed to be there was only a dead end now.

Huh, wonder why. Continuing on my brave adventure I went down to the lower floors. Still I ripped apart any monsters with ease. It seemed like for every 3 floors one or two levels were added to the monsters. When no levels were added they just changed to diffrent kinds of monsters. One second your fighting wolfs one second an angry red ant swarm. Going down further I came to a boss room. There was a dinosaour there however I one shot it with a tier 5 spell. Making me slightly disappointed, it was in expected parameters though.

After that I was met with a village inside the dungeon, people there were preparing to go deeper or heading out from the dungeon. The ceiling of the place made it almost look like the real sky when looking up, however it was just crystals.

Venturing deeper I finally decided to use more potent magic and see what happens. After coming across the second boss, which was also very weak I used a spell which would make me regret using it later.

(HEAVENSVORTEX) a tier 13 spell.

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Fire everywhere. I could barely see and that didn't help much when see means half a meter of vision. Being the cowar-Most brave man, I decided a tactical retreat was in order.

Conjuring up a GATE I went back inside to my room in the hostess. Scorch marks riddled my platemail. And my sword was melting infront of my eyes. Huh, isn't this a magic sword. How do they melt? Probably because it was Heavens flame capable of burning even magic. Always a fun time here at Pestys. Deciding to not use destructive magic unless I want to destroy the world I refresh my gear. There, brand new! Looking down I saw that the floor was melting from my swords magic power dripping down. Sitting down on the bed it took me 5 seconds before I actually realised the implications of my words. THE FLOOR WAS MELTING! A hastily thrown repair and clean spell barely saved the situation. Sighing in relief I sat down once again on the bed. I noticed Mike wasn't here anymore. Why's that? Didn't he tell me he was going to hide here from the girls?

If Pesty hadn't used the repair spell he would have seen the broken door...

Humming I decided a plan must be made on how I am going to enter the Denatus. I suppose I could just enter from the front door? Thats not really ideal however.

Wracking my brain I finally got a plan that if any of my previous experinces with plans will probably not survive first contact. E/N This time however first contact was never made and it crumbled at the planning stages. Fun!

I tried to message Mike after that however I got no response. Slightly worried I decided to let it be. I'm a god, not a babysitter. I took some food from my pocket dimension and started eating. Mia's cooking is good but nothing beats YGGDRASILS food. Not that I need it.

If you're courious on how I can eat then there is a mouth just under my beak that only opens when I wish it. Neat! When I tried to eat for the first time I tried to use the method chickens use. Putting my beak in the food. That experiment ended with a dirty beak and no food in my stomach. Also a facepalm was added however my hand just hit the beak, Making me slightly distraught.

My opinion on the beak was mixed. It's long and annoying. Sometimes it hits the wall or other funiture when I look around. However it is very nice to pet, feels quite good! E/N It is most definitely not the beak you are thinking of perverts!

After I was done with the food part I went outside. Looking around I found an exit out of the city. Deciding a speed test was in order I got away from most traffic and decided to sprint.

It, well, it didn't go so well. First I picked up momentum which took 1 second and the rest was blur. Trying to stop it I crashed into a mountain, beak first even.

Disoriented I looked around saw that I had managed to go through the mountain itself. Looking back I saw a plague doctor shaped hole in the mountain leading back to where I first impacted.

Huh, I would be good for making tunnels. You learn something new everyday. Using a heal spell and managing to ease the sore beak I looked around.

Some trees and other forestry, nothing special. Deciding to go back before anyone tries to investigate the noise I walk-runned once again, careful not to take up more speed than necessary.

A pair of suprised eyes were following me when I went back to the town. Slits instead of pupils...

POV MIKE

Master! Please save meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

The females are trying to mate with me!

"Now, now mike don't be scared. You brought this upon yourself~"

"Yeah mikey, can't go tricking a lady and not think she's going to bite back~"

"We three are going to have such a fun time with you~"

*SOB* "Master I failed you, they are simply too strong" *SOB*

"In to S&M play are we, I don't mind~"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

The scream gets cut off a second later.