Chapter 6: It Never Ends

Hi, my name is Yarou Kansouke.

As to why I had spent the last thirty minutes kneeling with my face kissing the solid ground, you ask? Although embarrassing, this act of prostration was the only means for me to save my life right now. In front of me was a bombshell beauty who somehow lost her purity to this monster.

The place was packed with excitement and gossipers had circled around us.

From the smiling attention of the languid bystanders and the admiring murmurs from the gossipers, we must seem like a celebrity.

“If you think that’s enough for me to forgive you, then you’re entirely mistaken. Stand up! Until I’ve whipped your face a thousand times, I wouldn’t be able to move on.”

Following her voice full of anger and resentment, I raised myself from my embarrassing posture. Remi was standing straight up in front of me, with both of her hands on her waist and her straight golden hair over her shoulder.

“—I accept.”

“—Then die!”

Without averting my gaze from my hers, I watched as she raised her right hand upward, unleashing her whipping slap.

Oh no! It’s coming!!

I gritted my teeth and braced my cheeks…… but the punishment never came.

Before she could wrinkle away the seriousness plastered on my face, Meles caught her arm midair.

“Meles, release her. This is something that I must receive. As a man.”

“No.”

“Kansouke!!”

Before I could even blink, Remi pulled her arm back and threw a left jab at my face. Bewildered and confused, I stand dumbfounded while I waited for her cleansing knuckle to reach my cheek.

But once again, Meles caught her punch instead. She twisted Remi’s arm slightly and quickly slid a foot down, resulting in Remi spinning vertically. And guess what, she fell right into my arms~

“Kyaaahh!!”

What a delicious scream… Stop stop stop stop… This is not the time for this!

““““Ohhh!!”””” The surrounding onlookers couldn’t help but clap their hands after seeing such a fine acrobatic display.

“That’s it everyone! I hope you enjoyed our fine show!”

I sprinted our way through the crowd of people with Remi in my hands.

Meles swiftly followed behind me and we both ran down the street, turn onto a side street, and happened upon a deserted area.

“Phew.” I breathed a sigh of relief as I put the resisting Remi down. But before she could even utter a single word, I trapped her in my arms and buried her face in my chest.

“MM!! MMM!!!”

Meles stared at us with a rigid expression, unable to verbalize the right words that needed to be said. So I spoke ahead. “Meles, can you give us some alone time for a little while?”

“…But she's dangerous—”

“Please.”

Responding to my honest feelings, she quickly left the area with a shrug.

Now, how I do I calm this girl? Shameless as I am, I passionately smelled her hair.

“I wonder how Remi takes care of her hair? It smells wonderful…”

From my past experiences, I had learned that the best way to calm a raging girl was to sing their name with sweet words. Although honestly speaking, her hair did smelled fantastic! After praising her, I slightly loosened my embrace, just enough for her to speak.

“Die! Just die you pervert!”

“I am.”

The second step: Accept everything. Remi was in a delicate state. Whatever words that would come out of my mouth would only be deemed as lies, so it was better to accept her burning hatred instead.

“And I’m sorry.”

The third step: Stroke their back and kiss their head. Girls would surely melt with such delicate caresses. As far as I know, that’s how it worked so far.

“I don’t even know what to believe. Just be with that demon girl for all I care.”

I fell silent in an instant. Is she jealous? She’s jealous right? She must be…

“So I’m right after all. Even though you did all that to me!!”

I’m sorry, but you basically threw me out without even hearing my explanation! Forget it. It was not the right time to voice my complaints.

“If I could hug Remi for eternity, I could survive without any further care in the world.”

“Lies. If you’re gonna lie, make it more believable.” Her fragile voice broke into my musings. It was the most delicious—err delightful music that I had ever heard in my entire life.

“All the time, my thoughts are circling about you. Going round and round.” My voice was extremely gentle. Finding Remi’s childish side caused me an even greater sense of satisfaction because I knew I was the only one who could put her mind at rest.

“Hmph, keep flattering me. I know there’s but an ounce of sincerity behind your words—”

While she was busy complaining I crowded her mouth with my passionate heat, nibbling with her mouth using tiny, exquisite movements of my tongue.

Another moment, and our lips parted.

“Yaann…”

When our kiss ended, she turned bright red and looked downward, fidgeting around, struggling for words.

“You’ll… take responsibility, right? If I get pregnant…”

“Of course, how can I call myself a man if I can’t even—”

*THUD!*

I had a moment of dizziness followed by a nausea. Before I knew it, my perpetual vision was already gazing at the sky.

Somebody explain this dysfunctional nature of events that just unfolded, for I have no idea how or what the hell just happened.

Just as I was about to collect myself, I felt another *thud* on the back of my neck, and everything turned into blackness.

* * *

The loud clattering of fork and knives somewhat brought me back to my senses. As I opened my eyes, what filled my view were flowers. Beautiful lilies indulging themselves to their inner desires.

“W,what? Where am I? Nirvana?”

“…Kansouke slept so deeply.”

Remi grabbed a piece of cloth and wipe the drool hanging on my mouth. Her soft, gentle touch made me feel warm and itchy inside.

But I was still confused! What the hell just happened? How did I ended up sitting comfortably inside this fine looking diner?

As my eyes strained for details, I find myself in a simple yet exquisite looking pub. The walls were colored brown and the lights gave a pleasant feeling.

On the other side of the bar was a carnivorous looking auntie — equipped with two erotically shaped boobs — catering to the guest that were sitting over there. The place even have a cute waitress!!

Although I couldn’t help but think that they snickered after taking a quick glance at me…

What was that all about?

*Boink Boink~*

On my left side was a human girl with volume, while the silent demon girl on my right was close to flat. I wasn’t one to judge. I love both. Their breast I mean.

Still, the uneasiness and anxiety surrounding our table was strong.

“Meles, what happened?”

“I knocked you out.”

“Huh? Why?”

She stopped eating all of a sudden and gazed up to me with a serious expression. “Ask yourself.”

Oh great, now Meles seems to be mad at me. It just never ends, huh? Wait, what happened between the two of them while I was unconscious? Their eerily friendly or is this friendly behavior merely a facade?

Damn.

Disregarding Meles’ dry response, I proceeded to eat the smoking piece of meat in front of me.

Did they ordered this for me while I was asleep? The way they presented the meat alone kind of gives you the feeling that you can’t wait to dig in just to see what it tastes like.

So without wasting a moment, I dug in.

*munch munch*

Good and savory, something close to tender beef that was slowly roasted in low temperature to fully cook it inside. The meat was perfect.

“I’ll feed Kansouke,” Remi proposed.

“…Sure~”

Thus, I ended up getting spoon fed.

Who am I to decline such a delicious offer? I am but a simple man. Not that I mind you know, only if Meles would stop shooting me red spears of death. And that continued until we had finished eating.

“Alright, let me get our stub, I’ll be right back.”

“Mhm…”

“………”

Oh Meles, please put that cute face of yours back.

Because I was clearly aware of her capabilities, I began to feel scared. Her silence raked my spine, as if saying she’d tear me apart any moment now.

The tension permeated the table, so I quickly went to the counter myself and asked for our bill. It had gotten late and I noticed all of the customers that were drinking here on the front bar beforehand had disappeared.

“Ma’am, how much do we owe you?”

“Oh, for you three is a total of two silver coins.”

……Two silver coins? Good lord! It’s that expensive?

A single silver coins equates to a hundred copper coins. Add the twelve copper coins I have to the twenty-eight copper coins I obtained from the starting quest, I barely have enough!

What do I do?!

“Ma’am, do you accept dish washing as payment?”

“No.”

She tilted her head and beamed me a huge smile.

But underneath that huge smile, I could hear her nerves popping inside.

“So you’re saying you don't have enough money, correct?”

“I would like to apologize, but that seems to be the case.”

I honestly lowered my head, prepared for whatever punishment she has in store for me.

“Hehehe…”

Just as soon as I heard her exotic laugh, I could feel an icy chill radiating behind my back.

Do I even bother looking?

*THUD!*