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Chapter 8: Where have you been?

Two days.

I have been gone for a measly two days. Since those beautiful sisters did not want to let me go, I stayed to do the deed for two days.

And now, I am fully drained…

To a simple blade play down to the most exotic position that I was compelled to try. It’s not an understatement to say that those two were sex maniacs. Much more than me.

As I was recalling the exciting events in my head, I forced my sluggish body to reach the inn that we reside to.

I wonder how's Meles? Hopefully, she's behaving herself or else I’ll be troubled. It was partially my fault why she's so attached to me anyways.

Damn, after two rainy days, the sun is so excessively hot today. Not to mention, that loli grandma just had to bother my peaceful sleep.

“Get your ass in the capital!!”

Is what she said…

Is that even the right way to talk to your soon to be in-law?

Why does she even have to pick me of all things?

Forget it. FORGET IT!

While I was busy fighting the darkness inside me, I had already stood before the inn.

Yawning, I clumsily held the door knob when a sudden force pulled me inside!!

*BAGAM!*

“—It hurts…”

I collapse towards an unknown figure and we both fell on the floor.

*Toink Toink~*

At that moment when I moved my hands, somebody screamed… loud enough to bother the residents of the inn.

“Gyaaaaa!!”

It was quite the high pitched voice; the voice of a growing girl. She quickly backed away from me and pulled her back against the wall.

I looked at my hand, moving my fingertips as I think about that soft sensation…

This hands just touched something soft…

When I looked at the terrified girl, she is flat. There were small bulges on her silver breastplate, but not something that would stood out underneath.

Thinking about that, I gazed at her thighs. Her thighs gives that vibe of softness too, plump enough for me to think that its soft to touch.

However I can't stop thinking that its not that…

That something soft, what is it?

My mind was traveling to deep waters when my eyes suddenly took notice of her hands. The girl was so intent on covering her mini skirt.

Don't tell me…

““AGHHHH!!!””

When understanding finally dawned on us, we shouted at the same time.

I shook my head…

Her slender legs and lovable thighs that shows her smooth pale skin was definitely that of a girl.

So it cannot be.

To top it off, her long eyelashes and her emerald hair tied up in a beautiful ponytail was too mesmerizing, I could not even properly describe this feeling.

I’ve said it already but I’ll say it again.

I do not discriminate between small and big boobs, however those were not boobs.

Those were balls!

“So you felt it, huh?”

“What do you mean I felt it? Why are you even dressed like that? Are you a pervert?”

*Snap!*

The sound of his vein popping. For now, I’ll refer to this pervert as a he.

“Hoho, prepare to die.”

“Waiiit!! Let's talk about this, I’ll keep my mouth shut!”

“Silence!”

He grabbed the sword hanging on his waist, and without a tinkle of hesitation, he swung forward with the intent to kill.

“LORD!!”

I twisted my body in desperate avoidance of the killing blow!

*Swoong!*

Because of the tight space, I managed to keep my body intact. Although that cracking noise that resounded on my waist is starting to hurt.

“Look!! The inn lady would get mad!!”

I pointed towards the inn lady, who for some reason, couldn't stop her impish grin. At least help me out here!

“It’s fine. Once I killed you, I will pay the appropriate fees to silence everyone inside this building. Nobody will know of your death. I will personally throw your corpse into the deep waters of the Witchelt Sea~”

At that very instant, I lost my breath.

I think I just heard him say some dangerous phrases…

My head couldn't quite think right.

With his eyes flaring, he raises his sword up in the air!

“Die!”

I cannot die here! Not until…

Dodging from opposite directions, I swayed my body to avoid her blade.

Luckily, the hallways of this inn is small. She cut and cut, but because of my nimbleness, I was able to dodge all of them.

“Huff… Why do you avoid your death?”

“You must be crazy if you think I’ll just drop dead like that!”

Heaving, she pulled her—errr I mean his sword and started whacking at me once more.

Dammit, its a he! My very own sword is confused!

I kept running and running, until he finally caught me on a tight space. As I moved further and further away, my back eventually hits the wall.

In front of me is a raging guy, who for some reason, is dressed on a girl’s mini skirt. Not to mention, he’s cute enough to be mistaken as a girl.

Wait, that's right… Why did I not even think before?

He approached me in slow steps, his mouth breathing in loud *hoofs*.

“Hehehe, finally, I can finally kill you!”

“Stop, hold it right there!”

I raised my hand and raised a finger at her direction.

“Huh?”

“You might want to put that blade down milady, unless…”

“Unless…?”

Taking advantage of his bewilderment, I placed a hand on my forehead, as I show my most winning smile.

“Unless you prefer to tango with me~”

Kukuku, I was laughing like a suave guy in my mind. Those lines were so smooth that every aristocratic girl would fall for it. And in this case, a guy.

“Are those your last words?”

She snorted and picked up her pace.

How come it didn’t work? Master, you lied to me!

There is no other choice left! Should I pull that out after all? No, that would be overkill.

Five steps, four steps, three steps, AGHHH!!

“Rest in peace pervert!”

Without an ounce of mercy showing on his face, he brandishes his sword towards my neck!

“A-As long its cute, nothing else matters!”

I spouted the last words that I've thought of and closed my eyes…

………………………………Nothing?

However long I waited, the stinging chill of his blade did not come. Rather, that cold metallic feeling stopped just in the nick of time.

Before his blade could end my life, it stopped…

I broke out in cold sweat. He was just standing there, not moving a muscle, yet I can’t stop sweating for some reason.

After a moment, he pulled his thin arms and sheathed his sword back in place.

“Y-You think I'm cute… even after knowing that?”

He couldn't expressed himself fluently. His feminine hands were shyly fidgeting with his ponytail.

So cute.

NOOOOOOO!

I don’t swing that way, but if I utter the wrong words here, it would mean my death.

I swallowed a big gulp. “Honestly speaking, I couldn't even tell that you were that until I've felt it…”

“You’re speaking the truth?”

“O-Of course… I do not lie…”

Upon closer inspection, he’s really small. His shoulders are narrow enough to be mistaken as a girl. Everything about his features are delicately formed like a girl already, except for that.

The thing hiding between his thighs.

The question is, after knowing all of this, do I mind?

DO I MIND?

Screw it, just this once.

After I convinced myself with those words, I held his hands. It was thin and white and soft~

“W-Why are you casually holding me?”

He averted his eyes from my passionate gaze.

“Blame your cuteness.”

He could only keep quiet and blush, his face turned sideways from mine.

“W.w…what do you plan to do?”

“I plan on kissing you.”

He instinctively pulled away from my words, but since my hands were holding his firm and tight, he wasn't able to get away.

“Stop it with the shameless act!”

“Oh, do you really want me to stop?”

I whispered those words to his ears and he shuddered, just as if he was in a desperate need to pee.

He was blushing furiously.

“Do you want me to do it?”

“Do…Do what exactly?”

“Like this.”

I wrapped my arms around his waist and started nibbling on the fragrant curve of his neck. He tried to push me back, yet I was so intent on my attack that he lost all strength to fight back.

“Ahhhn… Stop it…”

Slowly, my hands traveled on his butt, and I gripped him there for fun. Or not really. That soft sensation caused my sacred sword to rose energetically.

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

Because I fear that if I continued, it would be the point of no return…

So I halted smothering him with my love and walked away.

“Ehhh?”

“That's it for now~”

Although I said those words, there really isn’t a next time. After this, he would not dare bother me anymore, I hope…

“Kuhhh… You’ll pay for this! You’ll pay for shaming me!”

I just waved my hand and continued walking upstairs to my room.

Such a troublesome day.

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