When preparing for the digital job interview, please be sure to dress professionally, we would hate for things to start off on the wrong foot.

When preparing for the digital job interview, please be courteous to the interviewers and other applicants, we are all just trying to make a living.

When preparing for the digital job interview, please remember that only one position is currently open at this time. We take in as many qualified applicants as we can for our interviewing process so we can find the best suited candidate, if you don’t get the job, please remember to check back on our website and sign up for the email list for any future postings.

When preparing for the digital job interview, please remember that parking is limited. Our 20,000 employees also make use of our parking garage, and while expansion of the garage has been on the Five Year Goal planning subcommittee’s to-do list, it has yet to get past approval phase. Parking fees may cost up to $60.69, but don’t worry. If you cannot find a spot, there are plenty of free spaces along the power-freeway, a brisk two-mile walk from the main campus.

When preparing for the digital job interview, please remember to bring copies of your resume in triplicate. These will be scanned and OCR’d into our system and added to your file, along with the information you entered into our online application system and the PDF document copy of your resume. You can never be too carful! If any changes have occurred since your online application, please remember to update all valid forms on our website in your account. This process takes 24-48 hours to process, but fear not, if this impedes on your digital job interview process, remember you can check back on our website and sign up for the email list for any future postings.

When preparing for the digital job interview, please answer all questions directly at the interviewer panel. Do not make eye contact with any of the micro processing Truth-Fact scanners. These devices take long periods of time to calibrate for each interviewer. Two hour waits in between interviews is common practice at our lovely homestead, but other corporations have seen waits up to 6 hours after an interviewee has made eye contact with the device. Please do not make eye contact with the device.

When preparing for the digital job interview, please remember to answer questions from your own personal experience. Any plagiarized answers will result in a termination of the interview. Our newly developed audio system converts sound into text and searches those words against a database of online-based interview answers to assure quality control of interviewee answers.

When preparing for the digital job interview, please fully complete the on-site competency examination. This short, simple, 400 question exam will test your competency and general aptitude in a wide variety of topics. Don’t worry about the outcome, we simply factor the results into our decision. Exam results are not viewable by interviewees. Do not request results of the examination.

When preparing for the digital job interview, please bring all relevant medical history from the past ten years. A brief medical examination will occur near the end of the interview process by one of our skilled physicians. This is to ensure our employee’s benefits (when applicable) are tailored specifically to their needs.

When preparing for the digital job interview, please do not ask questions regarding income, benefits, medical insurance, paid time off, sick days, and vacation days, dental insurance, vision insurance, retirement, 401k, IRA funds, short or long term disability insurance, telecommuting options, or any derivative thereof. Any other subject not to be discussed is subject to change.

When preparing for the digital job interview, please do not speak to any employees outside of those administering the interview process. Violation of this request will result in immediate termination of the interview process. Upon occurrence, please remember to check back on our website and sign up for the email list for any future postings.

Thank you, and welcome to McBurger.