《My Little Abomination》Chapter 10: The Chapter When Lincoln and A Murican Soldier Fight Tentacle Monsters
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Wait, waiting in anticipation is kinda dumb actually... I think I should've hid but the author has written me at such a bad place to be at.
An eagle flew straight from the hallway and to counter that move...
Ena, pierce that bird quickly!
It might be a scout but it shouldn't be able to determine Ena's location with one sneak attack as I positioned her quite well beneath the sofa.
A tentacle shot out from below the sofa and the bird just realized it was skewered right before disappearing into thin air.
"You have killed a bald eagle, a sign of our great nation!"
A male voice that sounds older than Marty was heard.
"This fucking maggot!"
And another one that sounds like the strict platoon leader you always see on a war movie.
I hid behind my recliner as it is scary to be in the open, cursing under my breath the stupid move the author made me do with his shitty writing but I had no chance all along.
The enemy quickly made way into the living room, seeing me hide on the spot I'm currently in.
The quick peek however, scored me some vital information about the enemy. The ones that entered the room was a WWII army man and Abram, the president with the iconic beard. Abram held an axe while the army man was holding a Thompson, aka the mafia gun on movies.
I have to act fast because I'm facing someone with a gun and chairs are not exactly bulletproof like the ones you see on First Person Shooters.
I can feel seconds were longer than they're supposed to be but I have to finish this ordeal without killing the little guys. I looked back at the MLA and saw the light of hope.
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You're so forgetful, darling... You can regenerate, remember?
Yes, the solution was that simple... I totally forgot about it.
Ena and Shimini, attack them while I provide distraction.
[Yes!]
{Lukie?}
Contrary to Ena, Shimini was quite worried about me but no worries because-
If it's for you guys, I'll be fine! I'll regenerate anyways...
I tossed MLA upwards before standing up. They look at the book and then me.
"Allahu Akbar!!!"
Running to them while screaming my strongest war cry. I felt countless holes open up on my bodies as bullets flashed by.
It was agony at it's finest but it wasn't all...
President Linecoin quickly rushed at me as he swings his silvered axe. I can feel my head being severed off but it stopped me from feeling the rest of my body that had turned into swiss cheese.
My head spins in the air as I watched the world in slow motion as the adrenaline on my brain overclock my sense of time.
Ena launched herself from the sofa into the army man's face like a Xen*morph larva, trying to stab and choke him.
Shimini on the other hand, came out of my shadow with a sword of pure light to cut up the former president into size like an angry af K*rby.
{Shimini.... CALIBUUUUUUR!!!!}
Instead of a gore filled explosion, the president just dissipated. Well, that's quite boring...
My head was caught by Shimini before hitting the ground. He attached it back to my body as I felt my senses being linked again.
I can feel my body now but it hurts so much... However, I can still move it or rather, I have to move it despite the pain as the battle isn't over with the army man and Illuminati still active...
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