《Journey Of A Stoner》It's just a Stoners Heaven
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“*Takes hit*..So hm? I'm curious what is this little green thing running at me?....*squints* holy shit that's a goblin.”
A little green monster no taller than 4 feet is currently rushing at it's next victim, or so it thought. Derrick blows out a giant cloud of smoke completely engulfing the goblin. The goblin confused randomly swings it sword only to hit smoke. The goblin not knowing what to do suddenly gets dizzy and falls to the ground with an incredibly goofy smile on his face. The smoke suddenly disappears only to reappear near Derrick. He looks at the high goblin and smirks.
“ Well aren't you vibing...I wonder if I can harden my smoke you know just a thought...gimme a second gob.”
Derrick puts his hand out keeping one hand in his hoodie pocket, the smoke travels to the palm of his hand and starts to condense into the shape of a sword. The blade looks ethereal but you can tell it's sharp enough to cut with just a look.
“Haha oh yeah baby...what should I call you? You need a fitting name. I have to be able to scream it at people just for the lolz hehe. Oh!! I got it let's call you the smoking blade!”
Derrick satisfied with his corny but more than fitting naming sense, stabs the goblin killing it in the process, and continues his travel. Derrick is currently on route to his house... mostly because all his good weed is there. His parents should be fine considering they're at work surrounded by colleagues. Derrick isn't concerned with their safety nor is he concerned with his own. His motto is “all will work itself out if you give it time to work out”. Derrick arrives in front of his house in a couple of minutes, he goes around back to the shed and opens it up.
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“*Eyes shine* hello my babies did you miss daddy? Cuz I missed you Indica, my lovely lady Savita how are you doing today? Oh and I can't forget my chem dawg..that's my dawg haha yeah that's my dawg! It's good to be back in my weed shed.”
*Ding*
*Can turn shed into personal weed storage and lab that is stored within a separate space in your inventory for 7 gold.*
“Hah yes baby yes do your thing system.”
*Ding*
*Request confirmed, requested accepted shed has been converted and stored, would you like to name your personal space?*
“ Yes call it Stoner Heaven”
*Ding*
*Successfully named*
“*Takes hit* oh yeah baby so….what should I do? I don't really have a purpose right now besides getting high?....I need something to do...let's just wander for a while something will find me eventually.”
Derrick leaves his backyard that Currently no longer has a shed in search of something to do. Only to be surrounded by a group of goblins.
“...Well my luck must not be good *Takes hit* alright then...smoking blade let's see how many of you I can send to space haha.”
Derricks rushes at the goblins staying low to the ground like some anime character, still keeping his blunt in his mouth somehow. A goblin rushes at him from the front only to run through smoke, the goblin hears one of his goblin pal scream in pain and a thud. The goblin quickly turns around only to be beheaded. Derrick smirks he has taken out 2 goblin in less than 10 seconds now there's only four left. He takes a hit of the blunt only to lean slightly back with a more than pleased expression. Derrick suddenly leans forward and turns into smoke engulfing three goblins that tried to make a sneak attack on him while he was enjoying his weed.
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The goblins fall to floor after struggling for a couple of seconds feeling oddly relax and sleepy. Derrick switches off Smoke Entity while looking oddly amused. He looks at the last goblin then has an idea, he takes a hit of the blunt then blows out smoke at the last goblin. The goblin suddenly gets picked up and placed into a odd looking machine that most would recognize as a guillotine. Derrick smirks at the goblin while the little creature shakes in fear. He gives the goblin one more look before snapping his fingers and saying.
“Hahaha SMOKING EXECUTION!!!”
*CHING*“
"Well that was fun….Aye let's go look for that really cute nerdy chick she must still be at school. I wonder if I get to be the White Knight saving the damsel in distress heh*goofy grin*”
Derrick starts to skip towards the school while rolling some chemdawg in his everlasting blunt, nodding his head to the musical raps of a stoner who's been to the Moon.
“ Day n nite I toss and turn!!…."
*The End*
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