《Hopeless Romangatic》Short: Living life as Eva!
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I get up! Jumping straight out of my bed, dancing in my pajamas! Running out of my room, and sliding down the staircase. My mom gives me a high five as she always does and tossed breakfast on the table. My dad BURSTS through the entrance of our home on a skateboard. He does a kick-flip and hugs me. Running over to my mom.
I scoff down my food and rush out my home. Today I'm looking for an adventure! Since I have no school! Flying around my neighborhood trying to see if anyone needs help.
I hear a scream.
"..."
I SAID. I hear a scream.
"Do I have to?"
Yes.
"Ugh. Ahhhhh, someone please help me."
AH! Harken onto me! It's my extremely cute goth princess, Aron!
"WHAT?!"
I rip off my pajamas to reveal my green shirt and long pants. My green cape flowing in the wind. Shooting myself up into the air with my grappling hooks attached to the side of me. And for some extra protection, I put a sword in my mouth.
"You have got to be... At least pick one anime to reference, Please!"
I don't remember my cute, goth, princess being this verbose. Despite her rowdy nature, and cold appearance.
"I'm still a guy you know this right?! Also I am not a goth...."
"What's wrong with breaking stereotypical gender norms?"
"Is that really necessary in this web novel?"
"It's never bad!"
I grab her by the waist and continue swinging. I look down at her grabbing onto my hip. Her long black hair, soft red lips, a baggy black dress with a belt over her stomach.
"Maybe being a goth isn't so bad..."
"Now that's the spirit!"
I get a call from my telephone. It's from my boss.
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"Hey Eva can you come in today? We've got a problem."
"Sure!"
Aron looks up to me.
"Who was that?"
"My boss."
"You work?"
"Kinda."
I head straight over to the gun range.
"A gun range?!"
Dropping us right in front of the door. I walk in and he's on the table. Smoking as usual.
"Hey kid. I see you brought a special someone?"
"Yea, don't mind her she'll just on the sidelines"
Aron gives me a stern stare. He looks at the boss. And then looks back at me.
"It's a rat."
"Don't say that about my boss!"
"No, it's actually a rat."
"And?! Do you have a problems with him?"
The boss cuts me off.
"No, no it's alright. It's a normal reaction."
I shake my head.
"So what's the issue, boss?"
"There's a bomb."
"Where?"
"Right here."
He points to the bomb that was right in front of him.
"Oh. There it is."
"This can't be real?! How are you so calm!"
"Can you calm down? We need to deactivate it."
I walk up to boss and the bomb. It's a black brick. It has some type of code on it. It's difficult to decipher.
"We might need some backup."
"Don't worry, they're already on their way."
Just then Yu and Sara walk in.
"Yo! What's up?"
Yu is wearing something akin to a butler's outfit. And Sara is wearing a white dress. And of course Aron has something to say about it.
"You're dragging me along this entire time and expect me to just be quiet about it?!"
"Yes."
She lets out a sigh. Sara walks over to the bomb looks intensely at it.
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"I think... It says... Uhhh..."
"Here let me help."
Yu comes over close to Sara.
"Fuwehe?!"
Sara gets flustered and backs up.
"What's wrong?"
"N-Nothing!"
"Are you sure...?"
They start their usual shtick. And forget the entire reason for being here. The boss is stumped.
"Well, ladies and gentlemen it's been nice knowing you all."
I run over to hug the boss.
"I'll never forget you!"
"It's alright... I'll always be in your heart."
Aron stomps towards us. And snatches the bomb.
"Give me that! This is... Latin. And it reads 'The air may be thick and thin, but if you don't use your tongue to speech your love then the air will never be here again.' The hell does that mean?"
Oh, I know what this means. She was the key all along!
"Still a guy."
Shut up. I guess I should explain to him what that means.
"You need to say I love you to me!"
"Huh?"
"Did I stutter?"
She turns away from me and speaks softly.
"You promise it's just for that it's just for the bomb?"
"Now's not the time-"
"Promise me!"
"Fine! I promise."
She inhales and exhales. She violently turns around her face is red. She has a sour look on her face. Yet she continues.
"I love-"
I hear someone whisper in my ear.
"Are you done with your dreaming?"
"Just 5 more minutes Aron~"
"If you don't wake up I'll just have to play games without you..."
My head shoots up.
"What game?!"
He stares blankly at me. I look down. There's a textbook in front of me and a pencil in my hand.
"What?"
I punch him.
"You lied to me!"
"No? I never said what type of games."
I let out a gigantic sigh. I was woken up for this?
"Yes, yes you did!"
Huh?
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