《Mega Cringe: Dab》Chapter 2.10 - Word “Dab” in Chapter Title
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Before they even knew it, an hour had passed. Entire bottle of vodka was emptied and both of them were still sober. Copy peaked through the front door. She was back in her usual form.
“Arthur says he has a plan, let’s go.”
Radojka stuffed her belongings back into her bag and went to meet Arthur with Terin. Arthur had a serious expression on his face. It seemed like he was back to his usual self as well. Julian was also with them at the briefing.
“I have found a way to fix our problems” - He made another dramatic pause. Terin and Copy already knew he was about to say something dumb. - “We go to another world!” - Copy was about to complain again but he didn’t give her a chance. - “Before you complain, hear me out! I did my research and it’s the only way. The memes were banned but soon enough it will take effect. The only useful person here left will be Copy. And she is weaker than the average EU protection bot, let alone a member.”
Copy and Terin calmed down. What he said was true, but it still didn’t explain why they have to go to another world. Radojka didn’t care, she was here to see if it’s worth joining this sector. As long as it wasn’t a suicide mission she would follow. But she was curious about something. Arthur was reading almost everything from his computer monitor. Copy and Terin noticed it too from before but they didn’t care that much about it. Expecting Arthur to know the plan by heart was unneeded. Radojka thought differently and she went up to his desk and flipped the monitor.
“4 ways to defeat EU after they ban memes - ШikiHow. Really?”
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“I thought you were the brains of the operation but you are looking up ШikiHow articles?”
“The way I see it, no one in this operation has a brain.”
They were disappointed in him. Everyone was judging him but Arthur wouldn’t let that get to him. The meme ban caused him a great shock but he was fine now. He was their boss and they will listen to him.
“Aight look, I am the boss here. No one is forcing you to stay here, but if you are staying here you will follow my orders! I use ШikiHow for every single one of my plans, and it always works, so stop judging both the website and me for using it!”
Everyone froze. Arthur didn’t look angry but this was the first time he was this aggressive. Terin and Copy knew Arthur’s strength, provoking him wouldn’t end well. Terin spoke up to clear the misunderstanding.
“We don’t have a problem with the way you find your methods, and we will follow your orders even if we don’t like it. The reason we were so disappointed is that, and I am sorry for saying this, is that needing an hour to find a ШikiHow article is truly miserable.”
“Oh, that? Nah, I was just watching memes before they get completely removed for the past hour, took me like 10 seconds to find the article. Now let’s continue.” - The atmosphere returned to normal and Arthur continued the briefing. - “Just as the towers have servers that control the entire sector, so too does EU have servers that control our entire world. We need to get in there and upload a virus. But getting to EU server room is impossible. From our world at least. Julian found a parallel world in which you can exit directly to EU’s server room. Unfortunately the EU knows about it too, but since getting in that world is near impossible so the security is lighter. It’s our only chance.”
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“Exactly as Arthur said, I have created portable portal devices for you to carry once inside this world. Exiting that world will put you somewhere on our world. Keep in mind, if you leave the area of this sector while in the different world and come back to this world you won’t be put in the desolate area but a different sector.”
Julian took out some strange square boxes with buttons on them and gave them to everyone in the room. After that he brought out the bigger version of that box and pressed some buttons. A giant portal appeared. Treetops could be seen on the other side. Terin and Copy were impatient and walked through the portal. As they walked through it they both started falling. They were caught off guard but still managed to regain their composure and land safely.
The portal above them disappeared. After a few seconds the portal opened again but this time it was behind them. Radojka walked through it first.
“Listen and be patient.”
Arthur followed behind her. Everyone who had combat capabilities was coming. Terin and Copy were the field team but they wouldn’t reject extra help. Julian waved at them as he closed down the portal. The adventure in another world was about to begin and Arthur couldn’t contain his excitement.
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