PHASE 73 - LORD VENUS, AROUSE- I MEAN, ARISE!

The burning miniature planet started to bloat like a balloon until it is as big as a compact car! As soon as the Roman Goddess of Beauty blew the replica of planet Venus with a flying kiss, it surged towards the helpless Eidolon!

Upon impact, a wide flame blast engulfed the enemy monster. “Rrrrraaaaaooooooohhhh!!!” Its dying roar filled the air.

As soon as the flames went out, it revealed a large crater. At the center of it, is a floating white orb of light. It’s a Quintessence. Since the monster is nowhere to be found, that means the Eidolon has been completely defeated with Eliseo/Lord Venus’s ultimate attack!

“That’s amazing, Eliseo!” Diadem said in joy.

“Nice shot!” Rikkun made a satisfied smile.

“Oh my~” Lord Venus’s pretty cheeks blushed. “Being praised by two handsome boys… I can’t be this lucky.”

Meanwhile…

“Venus…” Eliseo’s father muttered, and only I who is near enough can hear him. “That form… He looks like his beautiful mother. I can never forget that strawberry-blonde hair he inherited from her.”

“Her mother… Is she a Gate Guardian too?” I asked the general as I tilted my head.

“Yes. She died ten years ago when she left us for her operation in Leng City. I know from the start that Eliseo would inherit the powers of his mother, so I wanted him to become strong. To become manly…”

“But being manly is not tantamount to being strong. Eliseo is a clear proof of that. His femininity might show him some weakness, but from that weakness, he draws strength.” I said.

“Yes.” The General looked up at the crimson blood moon. “I can finally understand him now.”

Lord Venus devolved herself to his male base form, Eliseo. Then he made a double high-five to the boys. After that, Eliseo ran towards his father’s position.

“D-Dad! Are you okay?” Eliseo made a worried look.

“I’m fine now, my dear daughter.” The general smiled.

“D-D-D-Daughter???” Eliseo’s shocked face can’t be painted. His face is now full of pinkish-red tint. “D-Dad… Do you accept me now? As a homosexual?”

“Of course.” The bald general’s teeth twinkled as he smiled. His scalp shined too. “I’ll accept you even if you are a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits four times a day or even if you’re a male feminist globaphobic sexist lesbian.”

“...Dad…”

Eliseo’s eyes can no longer suppress the river of tears. He felt deeply touched, so he proceeded to jump and hug his father tight. His father, on the other hand, caressed his gay son with the tightness of a koala’s hug. He rubbed his crying son’s back and gently brushed his long blonde hair.

“Uwaaaaaah!!! Thank you, Dad! Thank you!” Eliseo’s cries echoed as the Yami dimension faded and transferred us back to Earth Realm.

<>

And so, the relationship between Eliseo and his strict father has been fixed.

We called the police to capture the unconscious burglar. That poor criminal will waste some of his years behind bars for attempting to attack a US Army General.

We also had the hotel management clean the bloodied room, and it will take a while, maybe one or two hours. So in order to kill time, we five decided to go back to the fast food restaurant where we first made that crossdressing-fake date.

Same persons; Rikkun, Diadem, Eliseo, his father, and I are here. But there’s no more crossdressing involved, nor fake dates and relationships. No more lies to the general.

It’s the general’s treat by the way, so I had myself busy with a tower of big macs.

Eliseo kept on hugging his macho father all the time like a clingy girlfriend. There’s not a slight hint of vexation from his manly father. Instead, he seems pleased. They talked casually about girly things and his father has no qualms about it. They are even laughing like a happy family. What a sweet lovey-dovey scene from a father and son/daughter.

Suddenly, Eliseo blurted out something weird.

“Hey, father. Is it okay if I can get a boyfriend?”

There were chills on Rikkun’s and Diadem’s spine. Hearing those words made me drop the seventh burger from my hand.

“Of course.” The general smiled. And then he gazed upon the boys. “So who among these gentlemen here is your boyfriend?”

Rikkun and Diadem immediately pointed at each other. When they realized that they are just passing batons, they started to quarrel.

“Hey, why me?” Diadem complained.

“I’m taken, idiot.” Rikkun reasoned out. “I’m Tiara’s punching bag- errr… boyfriend. You’re the one here that agreed to crossdress and act like Eliseo’s girlfriend.”

“I’m not!” Diadem screamed.

“Oh, I thought you’re gay.” The general commented on Diadem.

“I’m not!” Diadem shouted.

“So you’re straight? You look handsome. Are you sure you’re not gonna court her?” The general continued to tease.

“I’m not!” Diadem cried.

“Hey, hey~” Eliseo playfully waved his index finger. “You’ll eat those words once you see my true beautiful form~”

“What beautiful form?” Diadem tilted his head, being clueless about Eliseo’s words.

Eliseo looked around. It’s already about ten, and there are no other people here eating in the same restaurant. When he knew that he’s free to do whatever he wanted without being seen by other people, he held his chest which glowed with pink light.

“!!!”

Now he’s back to being a busty goddess. Her boobs jiggled after that transformation.

“So what now?” Diadem still doesn’t have a clue. He just leaned back and crossed his arms.

Meanwhile, I covered Rikkun’s eyes. Only the two of us knows what’s bound to happen.

The goddess displayed her body at the top of the table, making an erotic sexy pose, and then…

“~”

There was a blinding flash of light as the perverted goddess revealed her naked body in just a split-second.

When the light faded, it left a bloody crime scene.

Diadem fell down unconscious due to the irresistible anti-male charm of the Goddess of Beauty. His nose started to spread crimson liquid on the floor. He may have passed out, but his eyes remained open, staring at Lord Venus and her neverending charm. He even has his irises heart-shaped.

And…

On the other side of the floor is Eliseo’s very own father, who passed out and have his nosebleed flowing like a river. He also had his eyes wide open, locked to the body of Lord Venus. He has the same heart-shaped irises as Diadem.

"D-Dad!?” Lord Venus was stunned when she saw the mess she had created.

Meanwhile, a mountain started to grow under the general’s pants.

“Dad… I can’t believe that you can also get aroused from seeing your own son’s naked body!” Lord Venus cried.

Rikkun immediately covered my eyes. Now we both can’t see anything.

And it’s for our own good.

[Days before Helena’s Return: 6]