《Wet world wonderland.》Chapter: 3√C “What the heck is today?...”
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First some Blonde jackass in a White Coat bursts into My Home, and now I have to carry this idiot. I mean, he’s cute. But god damn dude, where is your Chivalry? I’m a Fair god damn Maiden, you should be the one carrying Me.
Okay, I’m not CARRYING him, but Prince Charming here could at least be a little less heavy, I’ve not exactly got the most stamina. I’ll be sure to kick his ass for this later... “A-Are you okay Lex? Can I get you anything?” I think my Back is about to break... “N-No, I-I’ll be fine, I just hope I’m not too heavy…” You weigh like, 2 tonnes asshat! “No, no, it’s okay, you’re not heavy at all.”
Maybe I could get one of My Siblings to help, that might be a good idea. “H-Hey, maybe Celscy
( pronounced Cell-See, her full Name is Celscinaga-Genesis. )
could help, she’s our resident Solar Dragon..” I look over at the uncooperative Solar Dragon and she looks back at me. I narrow my eyes, and I motion my hands to call her over. She says something to the other Solar Dragon, and she runs over. “Did you need something Vexalan-Genesis?” I smile brightly at my obedient puppy. “Me and Lex here have gotten ever so tired and were hoping you would let us ride on your back.” She was about to say something, until Lex cutted in. “No, I couldn’t- Calvinaz-Genesis told me Dragons don’t like it when People they don’t respect ask for rides on their Back, I’ll just continue walking..” Dude, shut the fuck up. I give the stupid Dragon an angry look, and she responds properly. “N-No, it’s fine, you can ride on my Back.” I smile again, and I hug her. “Thank you, Celscy, I’m so glad I can rely on you.” Lex bows his head. Celscy lowers in front of us, and we climb on. We rode on Celscy’s back the rest of the way there.
Once we arrive, I look at the Massive ass Walls, I’ve never seen anything like this aside from in Picture Books Mother would bring me when I was smaller. It really does suck to see her go, but I need to move on for her.
Anyways, these stupid fuckin’ jobbers aren’t showing any openings for us to get through. I guess it’ll be awhile before I get out. Lex is just lying against Celscy’s head, resting. Come on ya’ little shit, you didn’t get you THAT bad. Well okay, Arigold still skewered the poor guy, but like, the Wound has already been sealed, he’ll be okay, I think...
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I rest my Body against Lex’s and I start using my Healing Vibrations skill again. Fine, I’ll try and heal you a little more, assole...
I look around as we’re carried through this underground passage. I’m beginning to feel homesick. The Walls have differently Colored Lines that lead through different halls and to different Rooms. This is way more easier to navigate than that stupid Maze.
After a while we finally arrive in a Large Room with Arigold and King Valigold, they’re discussing something. King Valigold turns to look at everyone, and spots Me and Lex sitting on Celscy. We’re sitting up, trying to listen. Valigold looks at Lex, and back at Arigold, then back at Lex, he almost looks surprised, incredulous.
Shithead finally speaks. “I am King Valigold, you will be placed in My Son’s care, I’ve already told him that he is not to Kill or Maim any of you without hearing the order from Me first.” The Jackass looks away, and Valigold continues. “You are all here Today to become the main fighting force of Arigold’s Personal Army, you will be given Proper Lodging and your Basic Needs will be accommodated for. You have all been chosen because you’ve all been genetically modified to surpass the Species and Families you were born in.”
Oh, so that’s how it is, I guess it’s true I’m the only one who has actually trained in my Family, now that I think about it, I bet nobody aside from has.. They were just born strong to begin with. Still, that’s no way to treat a Girl like me, especially dropping me on my Back… I’ll make sure you pay for that, you mongrell, I don’t care if you’re a Prince, or how hot you are…
“I have other things to do now, and so does my Son, so we’ll be leaving.” And with that, they’re gone, like an Angel’s kiss. Dust in the wind. I sigh. Jackass.
You know, for as horrifying as he is, there’s some sort of Light about Arigold. It’s just that, his Light is blinding, if you stare too long at it, you could lose your sight…
Lex jumps down from Celscy, what’s this dumbass doing now? “Oh, are you feeling better Lex?” He says nothing. Is this bastard ignoring me? Who the hell does he think he is?” L-Lex, are you okay?” Lex, almost as though he were in a trance, snaps awake and looks at Me. “O-Oh, I’m sorry, I was preoccupied with something…” I look around, the Room is empty, it might as well be another holding Cell. “Wh-What could you be preoccupied with? Is there something dangerous around?” He looks at me... And he Smiles? “No, it’s actually a good thing.. I need to gather everyone, we’ve got great News.” Lex begins to walk off, holding his wound, and talks to a Brown Bunny Girl. Well, isn’t that nice, I didn’t think I’d be hearing about Good News for a while, but here we fuckin’ are.
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After everyone had gathered close, and one of our Siblings casted a Spell on the walls to keep the sound in, Lex finally speaks up: “The Sibling I thought we lost, Demitallis is alive! They’ve actually been working to break us out, yeah, they’re fully aware. We’ll be making a Plan to escape this place tomorrow.”
Wait, the fucking Puddle Kid?! Shit, I guess that’s good? Weren’t they like a Day old? “Didn’t you say your Sibling Demitalls was like, one day old, Lex?” He blinks, and realizes he left something out. “R-Right, Demitallis spoke to me through a Telepathy Skill. Anyways, they said they were already that smart since the moment they had awoken. Oh, and Calvinaz-Genesis, Demitallis said you suck.” Everyone looks at Calvin, and he’s just got this look on his face. It’s Displeasure, Anger, Sadness, and Disappointment. Absolutely beautiful. “Dude, what the shit?” Lex simply shrugs. “Sorry Man, she told me to tell you that.” I love how stupid these Dragons are. “Oh, come on Calvy, I’m sure She didn’t mean it.” At the sound of Calvy, the dumb Dragon gets pissy.
Celscy calms him down, motioning to him that it’s not worth screwing with the Queen. Good Bitch. I continue to grin at him while he looks at Celscy with confusion. Lex continues as he was. “Anyways… We will all be breaking out together, we’ll also all be teaming up with our B-side counterparts-” B-Side? What’s that supposed to fucking mean? “S-Sorry, but what’s this B-Side?”
Lex looks at me again, as he realizes he hasn’t explained shit. “Oh, well we’re all from 2 different Major Rooms, so I was gonna’ say my side is A-Side, while your’s would be B-Side.” Oh, so that’s how it is. Well I wanna’ be A-Side ya’ twat. “But what makes you A-Side, why aren’t we A-Side?” Lex places his hand on his Chin for a moment, and his Cogs finally start to turn.. “I’m not really sure... I guess Mr. Arigold came for my Group first?” Well, he has a reason there, but I still want to be A-Side. “Well, maybe He came for your Group first because it was easier?” That should convince this dummy. “Well I guess that makes sense, but I don’t really care who is what Side, so you guys can be A-Side if you like.” Fuckin’, asshole ruined it, now A-Side isn’t as cool anymore. “No, it’s fine, you guys should be A-Side, I don’t really care either.”
Lex nods and continues. “Alright then, let’s continue… As I said, we’ll be partnering up with our B-Side and A-Side counterparts. So it’ll be Me and Vexalan, Celscy and Calvinaz-Genesis, Veloura and- uh…” Veloura just stares at him, and replies. “Auburnze.” Lex quickly thanks his Bunny Companion and continues. “Veloura and Auburnze, and so on. Currently I want everyone to explore as much as they can, and bring back as much information as they can, if we can get a good idea of our area we’ll be able to plan around it, which will be invaluable when coming up with the full Escape Plan. Now, let’s get started everyone. Go!”
Everyone stands up and runs out of the Room, Lex walks up to me holding out his Hand. I take it and he helps me up. Finally, maybe you’re not so bad after all. “Shall we get going?” I nod gently. “Of course.”
We walk out of the room.
End of Chapter: 3√C “What the heck is today?...”
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