《DemonLord_Floof – A lack of common sense isekai (COMPLETED)》Chapter 6: Still no food
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“Nooooooo!!!! WateeeeRRRRRR!!!!!
“MMmmmmmm Track-!!! MMMmmmmmm Suitt!!!!”
“WateRRRR!!!!!”
“Tracksuitt!!”
This girl WateR and this guy Tracksuitt were desperate.
And it was heartbreaking watching this couple, so I decided to help them.
“Don’t worry guys!!!! I’m coming!!!!” - I screamed, and with the two sticks in my hand,
“Quick feet activate!”
*Woooshh*
My body felt lighter.
“Charrrrrrgeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!”
I activated my speed boosting skill and dashed at full speed towards the giant frog.
With my incredible speed, I sprinted on the water surface, cut through half of the swamp in the blink of an eye and and closed the distance.
*Hup!*
Dodged a floating log!
A frog was in the way!
*Hip!*
Jumped pass it!
And here it was!
“Heyyyaaa!!!!!”
I kicked the water, launched myself at the frog!
And poked the stick in its belly!
“DIEEEEE!!!!!”
The stick sunk half of its length into the frog’s body...
And then…
...
*BEP!*
...
Stick Arts level 3>
What the fawk user acquired>
“A … bunny?”
...
The giant frog exploded like a balloon.
Blood, guts, undigested food and all kinds of body fluids splashed on my body.
But the most terrifying thing was…
SLIMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Couldn’t stand being covered in disgusting slimes, I gave up on the frog meat and retreated.
Luckily, I found a pool of clean rain water just happened to be near by and used it to wash my body.
Blood and guts and everything did come off.
But the smell was still horrible…
“Urrrghhhh…” - I made a disgusted face…
And completely lost my appetite…
For a whole five minutes.
“Oh boy … still no food for me…”
“BBBBBbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”
My belly let out a depressing wail…
I continued to look so hard for food, but no matter how long i tried, I still found nothing.
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Sorry belly… I failed you … - I thought…
But,
Just a few seconds before all hope was lost,
I suddenly realized…
Waitttt….
Waitttt a second!!!!!
Why the hell do I need to go hunting in the first place???
I am a bunny!
I am not a predator!!!!!
Woahhhh!!!!
Woooooooooahhhh!!!!!!
And just like that,
*Woah pow!*
And idea came up!
I gave up hunting, and quickly prepared a different plan in mind…
First, I have to find a grassland!
After a while looking, I found a vast grassland which also happened to be right nearby.
“Yosshhh!!!! This is perfect!” - I spoke to myself and laid down on the grass.
Closed my eyes...
And just laid there…
Quietly…
…
…
Quiet…
Solf breathing...
And no body motions whatsoever…
...
Completely quiet…
…
Just like a ninja…
...
Minus the presence hiding...
…
And…
Just after a few minutes,
My plan worked!
I could hear it coming from the sky!!!
“Screeeeeeeeecccccccchhhhhhhhh!!!!!!”
An eagle!
An eagle was coming for me!!!
It glided a few circles around to confirm my death.
And then…
“Scrrreeeeeeeeeeeccccchhhhhhh!!!!!”
Launched itself straight towards me like an arrow!
After the eagle came near enough,
With a *Hup!*, I did a kick up!
And got myself immediately into a combat position!
The Eagle didn’t even slow down.
“Scrrreeeeechhhhh!!!!” - It raised its deadly claw!
“Come!!!! I acknowledged you as my worthy opponent!” - I grabbed my two dear weapons tightly, readied for the deadly clash!
“Hahahahahaha!!!!”
“Scrrrreeeechhhhh!!!!”
“Hahahahahah!!!!!!!!”
“Scrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeccchhhhh!!!!”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!”
SCRRRRRRRREEEEEEECCCCHHHHHH!!!!!”
“DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!” - I jumped at the eagle!
This is!
THE BLOW OF DEATH!!!!!
“Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Bunnyyyyy!!!!!” (???)
...
Whattt????
Sadly,
Right at that critical moment,
A young girl appeared out of nowhere, launched herself at and grabbed me.
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*Hurrrghh!!!*
I thought my head hit the ground, but landed on something squishy instead.
WHat!!?
Who the Fawk is this girlll!!!????
“Go away! Go away!!!! Bad bird!!! Don’t touch the bunny!!!”
“Scrrreeeecchhhhh!!!!!”
“Noooooo!!!! Don’t goooo!!!!!”
“Go awayyyy!!!!!”
“Nooooo!!!!! Let me gooo!!!!”
“Nooo!!! Don’t touch the bunny!!!!”
“Noooo!!!!!! Come back!!! Comee backkk!!!!!”
“My PRECIOUSSSSSSS!!!!!!”
…
I screamed desperately, twisted my body in every direction to try to escape from the girl.
But in the end,
It was pointless…
No….
Oh no...
*Sob sob*...
Just like that…
With the help of this senseless girl…
My dinner escaped…
Too depressed, I gave up on everything, dropped my sticks on the ground and just let the girl do anything she wanted…
Another girl came right after that.
“Meetty! What were you thinking? That was dangerous!”
“But … But! Riku! … I just can’t let the bunny die!”
“This bunny?”
“Yes! This bunny!”
“Hmmm ... Now I look at it, it’s quite a cute one.”
“Right? Right?”
“But it’s weird. It looks kinda sad.”
“Oh, now that you mentioned it, his eyes are truly sad!”
“Hmmmmmmmm……”
“Hmmmmmmmmm….”
What?
What are you looking at?
Of course i’m sad!
You just chased my food away you know?
“Maybe he’s hungry!”
Duh!
“Yeah!!!!”
Duh!
“Let’s bring him home!”
What???
I just heard something funny…
“Yeah!!! Let’s bring him home and take care of him!”
What??? Wait!!! Wait a minute!!!!
Are you morons kidnapping me?
“Yes! Let’s go Riku! ... Ooops! Look! He’s wiggling his arm in joy!”
No! No!!!! I’m not in joy! Let me go! Let me goo!!!!”
“Yeah! And let’s feed him a lot of delicious food later!”
No! No! I don’t want delicious food later you senseless piece of s- .. what?!????
“YEAH!”
Hmmm …
Hmmmmmmmmmm...
Alright...
You now have permission to carry me.
…
And,
Just like that, I blindly let myself being kidnapped by the two little girl.
But little did i know…
It was a LIE!
Those delicious food was NOT nearly as good as I thought it would be...
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