Teachers Conference:

For imlproving our schools criteria i would like to hold a conference talking about any problems you have faced though out the first month of school. (Principal)

Teacher automatically raises his hand.

Um yes Mr, Chase (Principal)

I have a student that some of you probably know. His name is Jason Zheng. I believe that this student is actually fit to skip grades. (Mr. Chase)

What, a student that is fit to skip grades in our school? (A teacher)

All the Teachers started discussing

I would like to know the reasoning behind this. (Principal)

Gladly. As some of you might know this student is passing with a grade of a C. This grade is a grade that is considered barely passing and barely failing. (Mr. Chase)

Then why should this student be fit to skip grades? (A teacher)

It is precisely because he is barely passing that he should get to skip grades. My reasoning is that from the start to the end of this month he has never listened to a single class that i taught and he has done none of the homework assignments and if you want to know why he is passing it would be because he passed all tests with flying colors. There was nothing on the test that he didn't know and he was always the first one to finish. This cuts the chances of cheating. Also, when ever i try to teach him something he always gives me the same answer that he knows this already. (Mr. Chase)

But that just means that he knows what your teaching them now not meaning he knows all your gonna teach. (Teacher)

Then let me tell you something that might shock you. Do you know that this child has 1 book that he keeps in his back pack and it isn't a school book. The book is one for psychology. And he has been asking me certain questions that i presume is from that book. So do you believe that he is normal child that doesn't all I'm teaching and for some reason is reading a book on psychology for fun. Well? If this isn't enough of a reason for you to let him skip grades let me tell you that this kid has made a new mathematical equation that hasn't been seen by the world yet. He showed all that potential and is a genius yet you are saying we shouldn't let him skip grades? (Mr. Chase)

All of those who believe that this child should be allowed to skip grades.

There were no objections.

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The next day on the phone

Hi are you Jason's grandma? (Counselor)

Yes. (Grandma)

i just want to congratulate you for Jason Zheng has been allowed to skip grades. (Counselor)

What? Why should he skip grades? (Grandma)

Well the truth is that Jason might be quite the genius and we need to test him to see what level he can reach. (Counselor)

He has C's in most of his classes right now if you start letting him skip grades wouldn't that fail him? (Grandma)

Uh well the truth is that for most of his classes... (Counselor)

The Counselor went on and on explaining that for most of his classes he isn't doing homework and always sleeping yet the only reason he is passing is because he passed all the test with 100%.

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At home

Jason. (Grandma)

What is it? (Jason)

Your teachers have told me that you haven't been doing your homework is that true? (Grandma)

Oh uh...yes. (Jason)

Stupid teachers what did you tell my grandma. Wait till tonight I'll send you a nice surprise a surprise big enough that you would die in shock. *Evil Smirk* (Jason's Thoughts)

Well for some reason your teachers have said that although you haven't been doing your homework you have been passing all tests and that is the reason they gave me was you are a genius. (Grandma)

Huh!? (Jason)

So they have told me that they want you to go in and take a test for skipping grades. (Grandma)

Huh... are you serious? (Jason)

Yes we are going after lunch. (Grandma)

Oh what are we having for lunch? (Jason)

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1 hour later

Jason and his grandma turned up at school and Jason was led into a classroom to take a test. The test for all of his classes were on fifth grader level. And Just like the teachers expected Jason was genius he completed all of them without so much as a problem that was incorrect.

If you guys don't know its a miracle at 10, a genius at 15 and your a normal person to others at 20. But this is a kid that is 6 so which one do you believe the teachers thought he was well? The Answer is all teachers thought

MONSTER! (All Teachers thoughts)

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At night.

Ant come in. (Jason)

What is it master? (Ant)

The teachers at my school have tattled on me saying things that don't need to be said. You know what to do. But no need to kill. (Jason)

I understand. (Ant)

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The midnight clock strikes and the ants come out to play.

All men are you ready. (Ant)

Sir, yes sir! (Ant Army)

Charge! (Ant)

That was the reason why all the teachers in school were absent and why the school was closed for a day. They were hanging from there balcony windows with only there underwear.