《Curses》29. Some fun
Advertisement
Within ten minutes they apologized to us and let us out. Tyler is still shaking as we walk to a bench. We just sit for a little while before Tyler finally speaks. “What just happened?”
“That my friend is the benefit of power.”
“You nearly killed 3 of their people and they just let you go?” Tyler says exasperated.
“First, that spell can’t kill. It just eats at the heath pool. I’m assuming that you know how health works.”
“Of course I know, it heals your injuries quickly. The cost is based on how bad the wound is. I’ve even heard, if you have enough health, it can bring you back from the dead.” Tyler says the last part in a whisper as if scared to be overheard.
“Well it can bring you back but the cost is huge. I think it was 1,000 heath to do that, depending on the type of death.”
Tyler’s jaw slackens and he looks at me, eyes full of wonder. “Really, you can come back from the dead?”
“An Arch-Cleric could do it for 2,000 mana if you died within 10 minutes of them finding you. But back on topic, what happened was I proved that I was too big a threat to deal with so casually. Luckily for me, we’re in a backwater Tower entrance so they didn’t have any tier 2s watching it.”
“What would have happened if there was a tier 2?” Tyler asks, worry in his voice.
“Anywhere from death to imprisonment,” I say casually.
“WHAT!” Tyler yells into my ear, bolting straight up.
“Calm down, it didn’t happen did it?” I say while forcing Tyler back down onto the bench. “Now they won’t come to us for anything less than murder here. It’s not worth the risk to fuck with us now.”
Advertisement
Tyler calms down a little bit and looks at me. “Why did you do that?” he asks sincerely.
I take a moment to get my thoughts in order before speaking. “I don’t like people pushing me around. It goes against the core of who I am. While most would say I went too far, I did what I had to do to get what I wanted.”
“Is this kinda stuff going to keep on happening?”
I pause, debating if I should tell Tyler the truth. In the end, I chose to. “Yes.”
Tyler looks at the Tower entrance for a solid minute before talking. “Then what are we waiting for? Let's slay some monsters.” Tyler says while getting off the bench.
Agreeing we head towards the entrance for the second time today. For the first time today, we actually get to the entrance. Selecting party then floor 3 we start our climb.
This floor looks a lot like floors 1 and 2 but the main difference is the smoothness of the walls. The walls on floors 1 and 2 are rough and unshaped, while on floor 3, well there not much better but they are better.
The goblins on this floor have some armor pieces and a longer knife. When we find our first group Tyler looks at me and says “Watch this.” then looks towards the goblins and says “{First Step of The Giant}.” and disappears and reappears in the middle of the goblin group. The goblins cry out in shock then pain as they get blasted back by a shock wave. Tyler stands in the middle of where the group once was and now is a crater.
“Never say watch this, It lowers the success rate of anything you do,” I say as Tyler dispatches the stunned goblins.
Advertisement
“Really?” Tyler says with some surprise. “Because that went really well.”
“Well it doesn’t really affect it but that’s my catchphrase.”
Tyler laughing walks off to find a new group leaving me scrambling after him. Which is pretty easy thanks to the +10 I got to every stat.
Tyler repeats his actions for the next hour or so as I make a new spell, {Zip Zap - Deals 18 lightning damage to the chosen target within 30 meters - Mana cost 20 mana - Created By Scholar of the First Curse Zain}, which is fucking cool. I made the chant ‘Zippity zappity your heart is about to stoppity’ and the hand motions or motion, in this case, is a finger gun. Then lighting even comes out of your finger, fucking amazing. I tried it out a couple of times on some of the goblins Tyler has been throwing around.
*ZAP* Tyler turns around just in time to see a bolt of lightning come from my finger and connect with a downed goblin. It convulses on the ground, clearly not set up to have fucking lightning resistance.
Tyler looks at me with awe. “Did you just have lightning come out of your goddamn finger!”
Putting my finger next to my mouth and blowing on it, I respond. “Yep, pretty cool right?”
Tyler bows to me. “Teach me O’wise one.”
Laughing, we hunt some more goblins.
[LEVEL UP]
[+3 TO INTELLIGENCE]
[+2 TO WISDOM]
[LEVEL UP]
[+3 TO INTELLIGENCE]
[+2 TO WISDOM]
Tyler and I hide behind a corner and look at the upgraded hobgoblin. It has armor now, metal armor. Tyler looks at me and gives the signal, a wink. I step out and the hobgoblin focuses on me. I point my finger and say the only words a true man of magic can. “Zippity zappity your heart is about to stoppity.” Lightning flashes from my finger and into the hobgoblin. Tyler walks out and says the less cool line of “{First Step of The Giant}.” Tyler moves even faster than my bolt did, appearing behind the hobgoblin, the shock wave knocking to its knees then Tyler stabs it through the heart. The hobgoblin fall to the ground dead, it never had a chance.
[LEVEL UP]
[+3 TO INTELLIGENCE]
[+2 TO WISDOM]
Tyler and I look at each other and fall to the floor laughing. The hobgoblin turns in to loot with a puff of smoke.
Advertisement
- In Serial96 Chapters
No More Respawns
Synopsis: The first time Allen died, he was forced back into a living hell where death is temporary, and power is all that matters. With evil and depravity as the rule, tragedy becomes comedy and life becomes an act. Only a deal with a shady god can get him back to his old life, but what happens if there’s nothing left to save? Maybe hell isn’t so bad if you have infinite lives… until you don’t. Needless to say, it’s all fun and games until there’s no more respawns. Foreword: This story is meant primarily as an action adventure and secondarily as a dark and nihilistic comedy. It may not be readily apparent in the beginning, but that's what I have planned (I feel the need to emphasize the dark; don’t rage at me if it gets too ‘traumatizing’ or something). I’m going to take my time with this, so it won’t immediately inundate you with doom and gloom. This is also a comedy, remember? On that note, if for some cursed reason you just can't handle either the references or the jokes, I am willing to battle in the comments. Anyway, I still put a significant amount of effort into the system, so I hope you enjoy that part. It is a little bulky, I'll admit to that, but I wanted to try something new and its more fun when there's more depth to it. Regardless, I still have a lot of fun doing math in the middle of writing a fictional story (/s). I also want to see if I can keep from messing up the pacing. Many times, I end up going too fast because I'm afraid of the story getting boring, which tends to ironically have the opposite effect. I'm still learning I suppose; we'll see how things go. Lastly, please leave reviews and comments, they really mean a lot to me and (usually) help me improve considerably. I'll be asking for feedback in the polls and I do still check the old ones from time to time. Notes: The story takes a bit of time to develop; give it time if you're here for drama, grimdark, or antihero. The system is all blue boxes and I'm not half-assing the numbers. Chapters will be between 1k and 2k words usually. I always use the oxford coma, fight me. Might drop if rating falls below 4 stars, idk. It depends on how my life is going. Cover drawn by yours truly in MS paint. (I have skill, I know)
8 183 - In Serial14 Chapters
New META Swordsman
Most effective tactics available. META for short. It’s the unofficial guidelines for the best way to play a game. Anybody can find a measure of success if they follow the current META. But there are those who take a chance and look for new ways to get an edge. Most are met only with disappointment but a few are rewarded with unlimited potential. One of those few is a seventeen-year-old boy named Lukas Crow. Dive in the world of Grand Fantasy Online; the most popular full emersion MMORPG of the decade where you can explore the surreal lands of Patriam. In GFO you can be a great swordsman, a skilled archer or an all-powerful mage. Join Lukas on an adventure as he takes a gamble on a new build when his favorite game becomes all too real. Note from the author: Hey there! I wanted to let anyone kind enough to read through my work that this is still a working progress. I will make edits in parts from time to time so I hope you don't mind. The changes won't be that major.... I think. Anyway, if you have any thoughts you want to share, please don't be shy to comment and rate my work. I want to see how people react to my current writing. If you like the story, hitting the follow and the favorite button will be very much appreciated. Thank you and enjoy the read!
8 278 - In Serial21 Chapters
Daemon Born
A boy with an unknown origin who lives in the modern futuristic-medieval cultured world of 2090, where strange massive portals, known as """"Rifts"""" that lead to other worlds started opening up, releasing all kinds of monsters and demons. The current world government consists of an Order of Holy Knights, who never believed that magic was real, until now.Being brought into this world by the same means as the creatures from the Rifts, he wants to know how and why he was brought in this world in the first place. Thus leading him to believe that the Holy Knights hold the answer to all of his questions.But as he does this, he faces beasts, bounty hunters, knights and demons, while meeting friends and making allies on the way. Before he get's any answers, he has to fight through both a figurative and literal hell.
8 126 - In Serial16 Chapters
A Robbery Of Goats
Paradise, the forever happily ever after, the reward for a life well lived, the AFTERLIFE. Brought to you by programmers, ruined by businessmen and lawyers.
8 71 - In Serial7 Chapters
THE HOLY INFANT GABSTON "THE OLD VERSION"
In the year 2018 AD,the earth was flooded with demons.Suddenly,a bright light shined brightly in the midst of the darkness.A being manifested before the lowly demons,clad in holy aura.That marked the beginning of the holy war.AND HIS NAME WAS GABRIEL. (This novel does not contain any religious texts, nor does it contain any forms of statements meant to indoctrinate people) (This novel was made for fun with no harmful intentions)
8 70 - In Serial14 Chapters
Rick and Morty x Reader Oneshots
**CANCELED**Oneshots about Rick and MortyAlways x readerFeel free to request! Come on, you already know what this is about... Just read it already!
8 169

