《I Have to Text my Ex, or the World Explodes》I'm BACK
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Guess what, asshats? Andrew Garage is BACK. Why haven't I updated for the last eight months? I was pregnant. Not really but the timeline kinda fits and it sounds way better than saying I was lazy.
So I gave this another read and thought to myself, wow, why the fuck did I drop this and pursue actual literature lmao this is way easier to read and get more likes from fellow degenerates. Showed this masterpiece to my fiance and she told me she regretted getting engaged, but sure was worth it. Surely now that Andrew is in another dimension there won't be any drama and it will all be sunshine and rainbows, right?
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