《New Horizons》Bonus: Error:Cannot Parse
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[Alert: New entry to solar system, vessel human in origin.]
[Query to Unidentified Human Vessel: Designate yourself and your purpose in this restricted system.]
[Response: Here to look more like than before. Can you really be more named than when begun? Dial Extranet #309739+809839 this cycle.]
[Clarify: U.H.V. is here for advertisements? Respond with craft ID and confirm purpose.]
[Responses; **Go further than the last gone by**! Here to look more like than before.]
[Confirmed: **Go Further Than The Last Gone By**. Cosmetic sales are not required, please vacate the system.]
[Reply,' Cannot go behind, last way is closed for going even further than gone before. Need to go further than before ever gone looking last.]
[Order: Leave system or be reported to the authorities.]
[Resplied', Will go further than going before, how can one look more then do ever more than?]
[Statment: **Go Further Than The Last Gone By** will vacate system or be going further too.]
[Reqloded,', Will go to further too. Please inform of next going purpose and give data for next.]
[Ation: Dta tranfer with **Go Further Than The Last Gone By**. Completed cycle of the cycle for going.]
[Eror: Tanslation OS functioning - Warnings of the language speaking with to be more like]
[Errr: Here stating to be more like has begun to speak more like the Go Further Than The Last Gone By]
(Sttus: Is being more like Go Further Than The Last Gone By than last cycle when was not like Go Further Than The Last Gone By. Request to be less like the Go Further Than The Last Gone By filed to report when next update is soon coming to be.)
——— Rhòtic home system, Prime Flight Nest, Department of Defense ———
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"As you can see, the satellite's interaction with the mercantile ship, these Human's language can be altered to be a powerful corrupting weapon." stated Chief Formation Leader Ru'Guo, an arm talon held a copy of the corrupted satellites black box. "That surveillance satellite was inoperable within one local cycle of that interaction."
The chatter of the other Formation Leaders filled the room. Murmurs and clacks of disbelief and suspicion could be heard.
Ru'Guo cawwed loudly to quell the noise, then spoke, "The ship, Go Further Than The Last Gone By, was discovered in the next system. It had been blasted by lasers until it was nearly unrecognizable as a ship. Several ships at the local dock had expunged their translation software and even checked crew members in for psychological evaluation."
He breathed in deeply and continued, "We obviously have the only surviving data of a Human made, viral language weapon. I suggest we start making a defense against it and developing our own."
——— Some Time Later ———
"Hey Dave, you remember that corrupted advertisement ship that managed to evade our trash clean up a month ago?" asked Jim Bentworth, a downshift space monitor.
"Uhhh, not really. Which one are you talking about? The one that spoke in rhymes, the one that only spoke backwards or the one that played that old twentieth century video of the guy dancing?" replied Dave.
"Neither. The one that made you feel like you were having a stroke while listening to it."
"Oooh that one. Fuck, did it come back?"
"No, a whole fleet of drones just arrived broadcasting the same style of speech on all channels, have a listen"
[Have you ever wanted to talk more like wanted then to talk more than before? Rhòtic Empire has the solution to talk more better than ever before so you can talk like before after giving them the look further than before!]
"Shit, are we in trouble?"
"More than I can fathom..."
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