AN: Whose dick do I have to suck to get some honest reviews?

Calvin POV

...Finally I got my chance and slammed down my mace in the head of the ogre, smashing it to million little pieces and leaving a red paste.

Breathing heavily and turning around I saw the others also finishing off their respectful enemies.

As to how we managed to pull through? Well, I was mostly peeling for the others, trying my hardest to not let them get to the girls. Ben just went apeshit and was slashing left and right, even without his ultimate.. And the girls were firing spells without an end, and when the goblins managed to go through me ( I mean, I was just one man so what do you expect?). Then they were kiting masterfully and using their crowd control to their fullest. Daisy concentrated on taking enemies one by one, while her summon also went apeshit and was always near her, protecting her by going as offensive as he could and Elena was dealing tons of AoE. I think if there was an damage chart, then Elena would be at the top just by the quantity followed by Daisy after she gets going and has a swarm army, then Ben and then me... This is kind of infuriating but I am used to serve my role and not question it so its fine.

In the end I decided that the best I could do was to take all the aggro from the boss on myself until others would assist me, which worked out just fine.

I looked at the party menu and saw that Artjem was struggling, but still alive. “Hmm... Rest and then lets save that very special snowflake. At least he got the quest done, I hope..”

Ben spoke up, very surprised. “Wow, he is still going hugh? I was sure he would be killed right after he separated himself from us. Faggot.” He smiled.

“You would be surprised. “Elena voiced her opinion and smile a dirty smile that I was just so very familiar with, for reasons...

Daisy rolled her eyes. “Are you still going with that gay thing?”

“Hey, would you not like a gay best friend?” Elena asked and Daisy frowned and avoided her eyes. “Or don't tell me... you would rather have him for yourself?” She smiled very mischievously.

To that accusation Daisy turned her head and avoided looking at any of us.

Elena laughed and hugged her from behind. “Ohh, come on, you make it too easy for me.”

Now that I think about it, Elena has been awfully friendly with Daisy lately. I wonder why. Never before had she been so nice to any other female. Ever. Normally she acts very... bitchy. I am sure there must be a solid reason for that, one that I just do not get.

Women...

I got annoyed. “We should hurry, he might get himself killed or just get all the enemies in one place, which would make it impossible for us to succeed. Elena, you can lecture Daisy on her poor choice of men at a later date.”

I could see how Daisy was about to say something but then just shut her mouth and followed with my command.

Ben scratched his head. “You know, with you I am never sure if the things you say are meant as a joke, like in our case the whole: Hey, what's up you faggot? Go suck a dick you gaylord. You know, the kind of thing guy friends do to each other or if you mean the things you say..”

I sighed. “Believe me, if I would genuinely dislike Artjem, you all would notice. No, he is a genuinely nice guy to have around and Daisy could get it much worse. This was just a joke, I am just not used to people like him. Enough with this bull crap already, lets get going.”

Then surprisingly I got a message from him saying: “Took care or 25 of them motherfukas. Even 2 gold tier baby. About to do something very stupid hehe. Do not count on me.”

We walked further ahead in the cave until we reached the end. Above us was a way outside that was barely big enough to let me through.

As we crawled outside, we found ourselves in a hidden spot inside of a storage house.

I quickly said to the rest. “Artjem is about to do something stupid.” I saw the horror in their faces. “We should hurry now....”

Benjamin POV

“74 left. I see 2 gold tier out there, an archer and a... doggy. Not the cute kind though.” Elena told us after looking outside.

“This is bullshit, the moment we go out, they will all go at us.” Calvin complained. “Best thing we can do now is to subtly make the hounds come at us and strike them hard before the others notice. So we will do that and when our cover is blown we will move towards the castle. There we can hold our ground at the entrance, kind of like in the last dungeon until we wipe them all out.”

“I have a suggestion.” I really wanted to try something out. “Artjem is probably gonna fight the champion, which could not be worse of an idea if you consider that he is A: alone and B: there are still people under the champion which is the worst condition to fight him period, so my idea is to let me fight them alone after we clear some of them and the gold tiers.” Honestly though, I just wanted to let out some steam and I did not get the chance to use [Berserk] until now so I really was eager to use it.

“I see where you are coming from, but this is not a shounen anime, there is no reason to leave you here alone while going further ahead and split our forces, no we should wipe them out together and then move towards the final boss as a team.” Daisy complained.

( AN: I have done it, I have complained in my shitty fiction that this is not some shitty fiction here and it is “real life”. God is dead. Kill me please.)

“Yes and no. Well, I want to use my ultimate soo... you will just stand in my way. I will be fine after the bosses are gone, I think. Also, maybe you can reach the champion until Artjem is wiped out.”

Elena looked out of the storage house and whistled for the dogs to hear. A few humans also turned their heads but only gave the storage a curious glance and kept on playing cards.

A total of 15 dogs slowly and while growling came towards us curious and uncertain if there was anything dangerous from where the sound came from. Their flames were slowly burning on their bodies and corresponding to their emotions which was careful uncertainty right now.

Calvin held a hand up and mentioned for us to be on stand by. “Concentrate on taking them out one by one. Let them go in and after they are here focus the one that entered first.”

From behind Elena whispered. “Too bad we do not have water or ground type, would have been really effective against them..”

“Heeey, a pokemon reference, this is funny...” Daisy grinned from behind but not about the joke but more about herself. “Why didn't you instantly call them houndemon?”

Elena only pouted and gave her an annoyed and bitchy stare.

The dogs finally entered and were now searching for us as we hid behind barrels and such, Calvin had to find something really big to hide behind though.

We started all at the same time. First the demon dog got the blasted with dark energy and a thunderbolt. Then I came and slashed with my sword at its back and Calvin with his blunt weapon went for the head because if it would not kill it, it would at least stun it.

Fortunately for us it died instantly and we went for the next dogs.

The problem with so many beast was however that they did not just bite you, they jump and go for your throat or try to make you loose your balance so you will fall down and they can more easily deal with you.

It was very hard to stand our ground and not let them go for our squishys. We still managed though somehow, only a few went for Daisy and Elena and were killed instantly by them or could only get a few bites of before dying. Their crowd control was on point and minor injuries were healed.

“You are surrounded!” We heard from the outside after dealing with the last hound.

Before we could do anything, the ground shook and a giant beast of a hound with two heads ran inside and started to trash around.

Calvin called out as chaos broke out. “I will guard the entrance! Deal with him first!” And he ran to do just that, pushing a few soldiers back on his way there.

We started with the 3 of us to gang up on the boss. Honestly, I got all the aggro from him and it became just a matter of us dealing enough damage until he would die, which would take us just some more time than with an usual enemy, until...

The second head that was poorly attached to the side of the giant dogs head started to howl really loudly and he started spit fireballs.

I had now to do something I did to some poor souls before, I ran up to him and started to slash furiously at the second head, right where the skin tone changed and it was attached previously.

To my not so lucky luck, it did not work immediately. It took us to get the boss under 50% overall and I still had to use [Decimate] on it a few more times until it finally was only attached by a small part of flesh and skin and no longer did anything that would identify it as “alive”.

I looked out of a window and noticed the last remaining gold tier archer standing behind their lines and trying to hit us through some open windows, which did not work out for him so well.

In the meantime others focused on Calvin and Elena had to heal him up with her [Holy Grounds].

I called out to Daisy. “Make the boss evade to the left in 2 seconds.” She nodded and fired a spell slightly to his right. He jumped left and smirked, buut...

I used [Chains of Blood] and the chains that were mostly for decoration on my left arm shout out towards my target. He saw this but could do nothing as my chains hit him and magically started to surround him.

In the skill description there stood that it would not work on bosses, but I guess it depends,

Quickly pulling him towards me, he flew and hit some of his comrades. He also could not help himself but hit the window and crash inside with his right arm visibly broken.

LoL, I love my class.

Me and Daisy disposed of this poor man that was only trice as tanky as the average soldier.

With a quick flick of my hand I got the chain to surround my arm again so it would not get in my way.

“Guys! I am about to let loose. I will jump inside and you go to Artjem.”

Daisy nodded but mentioned for her summon. “He will stay with you.” She then spoke to Azazeru. “Stay away from him, kill the ranged attackers and if you see he is fie, come to us.” The demon nodded and the started to get bigger as she activated her ultimate. She then threw something at me. “Potion, highest grade. Should give you better regeneration for half an hour.” She smirked at me.

I stretched my arms some and cracked my neck. Finally.

With my [Blind Charge] I ran inside the crowd that was outside of the storage and trampled all over them, they could do nothing to stop me.

Finally far enough away and having most of the attention towards me, I saw how the others made their way inside the castle and used [Berserk].

One second I was happy and eager to fight a battle pf epic proportions and then...

Suddenly everything lost color. The whole world became black and white. The sun above us was replaced by a white sphere that seemed to look inside my soul and judge me. I was overrun by a feeling of paranoia and fear, feelings that came out of nowhere and were just unreasonable, as if I reverted back to the most vulnerable time of my life which was not so long ago.

Time stood still for me.

No, it did not stop just for the special me, it was just my perception of time that split every second into tens of thousands parts as I watched everything around me in extreme slow motion. The world became horrible, the ground and the walls got faces of disfigured bodies of children, faces that kept on screaming and looking both horrified and furious at me, merging with each other and splitting apart, creating bizarre lucid dream like horror images.

Ohhh, but how I wish that would be all.

At first everything stood still but slowly I started to hear nothing but screams and taste blood in my mouth as my mind was filled with blood and I could smell and taste it, this strange and savory taste...

Screams that seemed to belong to those children became louder and louder as my head started to hurt and I thought I was loosing my mind, screamed that pleaded and cursed the world, cursed me.

Yes, a giant feeling of fear and guilt overcame me as I knew that I deserved it, that it was something that I subconsciously both feared and wished for, that sick mind of mine.

And then I saw the people around me, creatures that resembled soldiers but had their faces changed.

HER faces.

HIS faces.

They were starring at me, starring at my body and making fun of me.

“Trash.” I heard a males voice that I thought I would never hear again. “Should have kept that shaman class.. Suits someone like you more.”

“Filth.” A woman's voice entered my mind. “You are no real man, you never were.” They both smiled very smug faces that were looking at me from above and denying me all basic human rights, denying me my existence and making me feel inferior to an ant.

Time stared to flow again and I saw myself impaling two of them while biting another ones neck and tearing the flesh out in a swift motion of my neck. Before they could react I was already dealing with the others. Without my knowledge but subconsciously I exchanged sustain for more damage and just went on a rampage.

I wanted to laugh. Laugh like a mad man. Laugh and cry and call out to them, tell that they were wrong, that I was here while they were not. I just wanted them to know that I was not what they thought me to be.

But the taste of flesh and blood in my mouth was just so good, it was everything that I sought and seemed to complete me, I did not want to spit it out.

I just so very desperately wanted more of it...

(AN: For context, watch utube sad satan.)

Calvin POV

We went right towards the throne room as we heard screams and some muffled mad laughter from behind us. Before we entered though, we were witness to something incredible...

“...did you or did you not? Or are you calling my darling a liar?” A loud voice was roaring through the whole castle.

“Go fuck yourself!” A very familiar voice answered.

“You know what? I will go fuck somebody, but it ain't me.”

We entered the halls and saw how Artjem was inside a platform made of ice that held him on his hands and feet and did not let him escape. He still had about 5% of his health left.

On the other hand the champion stood right in front of him, with 78% hp left and balling his fist in a plate gauntlet, about to do something.

“I am gonna shove it right up your asshole.” He threatened Artjem.

Our retard on the other hand started to spasm with his whole body and pleaded while also cursing. “NO NONONO! You will not touch my asshole! Never got anything inside, never will! I will die with my anal virginity still there! FUCK YOU!”

Arthur, the champion got annoyed. “Did you not yell this whole time it was just a game?”

With tears in his eyes Artjem screamed. “It is the thought that counts! FUCK YOU!”

“Ohh, come on darling, I am sure you will find it surprisingly enjoyable!” Elena was breathing heavily and with a red face called out to him.

They noticed that we were there and turned their attention to us. “ELENA! What the fuck! What have I done to you to deserve this? I mean others, sure, but you????” He was crying and thrashing with his whole body around.

I also saw that Daisy had a very conflicted face, stuck in between joy and horror, sadness and cringe.

“And here I was about to try if I could fit all of it inside..” The champion said sadly, then he took his sword and stabbed Artjem right into his groin and through everything that was behind it.

Now he was really pained and with this very special voice that all males would recognize as the “my balls were hurt” voice, he barely got a last sentence out. “This.. doesn't.. count..” and died.

Damn, now he is out.

“So you left that madman there to try your luck with only the 3 of you? What a... let's call it unusual team.” He came slowly towards us. “Two of you are new here.” He started to prepare a spell with his offhand as he still continued to go our way. “Do you know why 'Champions' are so special?”

We all nodded, of course we did our research. Only an idiot such as Artjem would not do it, which was confirmed by him going here.

Arthur continued. “Not only are we just so much stronger on our own, no, we have our duty. We have our people to protect, people that depend on us, people that see up to us and people that are our family...” He casted his spell and I felt a chill from behind me. Looking back the door froze in a thick layer of ice that would be hard to get of. “Yes, we have our duty to protect them, but as long as we have our family we get their power. The power we use to protect them. As long as there is even one of my family left, I will receive his power and be strong enough to banish everyone that tries to hurt them.”

Yes, this is why you should always first clear the whole dungeon or raid before fighting the main boss or you will be raped horribly because he gets so much stronger by having living comrades, it is disgusting.

In this case also raped literally.

“You stand no chance strangers. Complain to our gods all you want but it won't change the fact that you are weak. So weak that you have to create this world for you to feel superior, you disgust me.”

Suddenly Daisy called out from behind me. “Azazeru says that one soldier is missing, he is not out there and he can not find him anywhere!”

The main boss smiled. “Yes, this is something I have meant to try for some time now, finally got around to do it now that you gave us some time to prepare. Like I said, you have no chance.”

As for my Benji the boy, wait to see more. What I have planned fot him here is probably the most fucked up storyline out of all of them. The chapter after this will explain what the deal with him is.