That..was the worst Transformers movie ever. Fucking MICHAEL BAY for RUINING my favorite thing! Well, I still love them, but come on!

In the middle of my ranting about how much I hated Transformers: The Last Knight, I noticed I wasn't on my way home. I was in a dark place.

"What... Where..am I?"

"Hello? Anyone there?"

"Bwak! Hah!"

"Hey, who are you?"

Then I heard other voices and decided to speak:

"Umm, where are we?"

"What?! Another one? Geez.. how many people are here?!"

"Bwak! Im a chicken! Another one!"

"Damnit... More people, really?"

"so it seems you've all woken up... you are surely wondering where you are... Welcome to the afterlife. All of you have been chose to be Reborn because our Lord was drunk. He hit you with a truck. Some of you were in the resulting aftermath.

"so, which of us is the main character?" I said 

"So we died because God was drunk. So being an Atheist came and bit me in the ass..."

" ... No more bwaking for me.."

"yes. God has chosen for you to be Reborn in the world of the last movie you watched. Apparently, this is because one of you was discracted because you were ranting about how Micheal Bay destroyed your life."

"So, what is it?"

"Transformers. Please choose everything about you and then you will be Reborn with each other. This will be my last time speaking with you all, so good luck. And don't die this time"(God)

After this ended, a blue box popped up in the air.

(I haven't figured out how to put tables in first chapter. Will fix next one.)

Please select your gender: Male/Female

I just stood there in shock. I was about to be Reborn into one of my favorite things.

"Well, I chooses male." I then tapped male

"Would you shut up! We can still hear you!" Said one of the voices

Please select your type: Humanoid/Monster

I then tapped Humanoid.

Please select your form: Mini-Con, Merger, Vehicle, Beast

Now this gave me some thinking to do. No Mini-Con, to small. Vehicle, to normal. Merger? You mean like a fusion? To weird. But Beast spoke out to me. I tapped it.

Please select being: Animal, Monster, Sharkicon, and a whole lot more.

...Fuck it. Monster.

Please Choose rank: Prime, Solder, Citizen {Because God chose you to be the MC}

I looked at it. My dream came true! I chose, Prime.

You will become a Prime later in life. Now, please think of a name:

hmm, all the cool ones were taken... Sideswipe? Taken... How about Echo? Not taken...

"I choose My name to be Echo."

Done. Welcome to your new life, Jack. Or should I say, Echo.

Thats when I heard that the others were finishing up because I heard them say stuff about names. They finished, and I say the most beautiful blue I ever saw.