“Nooooooo! WateR!"

“MMmmm Track-! MMMmmmmmm Suitt!”

“WateRRRR!”

“Tracksuitt!”

This girl WateR and this guy Tracksuitt were desperate, and it was heartbreaking watching this couple so I decided to help them.

“Don’t worry guys, I’m coming!” I screamed, and with the two sticks in my hand, “[Quick feet] activate!”

Woooshh!

My body felt lighter.

“Chargeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!” I dashed at full speed towards the giant frog.

With my incredible speed, I sprinted on the water surface, cut through half of the swamp in the blink of an eye and and closed the distance.

Hup!

Dodged a floating log.

A frog was in the way.

Hip!

Jumped pass it.

And here it was!

I kicked the water, launched myself at the frog. “Heyaaa! DIEEEEE!”

My stick sunk half of its length into the frog’s body.

BEP!

Stick Arts level 3>

What the fuck user acquired>

The giant frog exploded like a balloon. Blood, guts, undigested food and all kinds of body fluids splashed on my body.

But the most terrifying thing was…

"SLIMEEEEEEEE!"

You know that I hate slimy things, right?

So, AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! I screamed and retreated. With slimes all over my face, I had enough.

Luckily, I found a pool of clean rain water just happened to be near by and used it to wash my body. Blood and guts and everything did come off but the smell was still horrible.

“Urghhhh…” I made a disgusted face and completely lost my appetite.

For a whole five minutes!

“Oh boy … still no food for me…”

BBBBBbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

My belly let out a depressing wail… again...

I tried so hard looking for food, but no matter what I did, I found nothing. The forest was so weird. It had many kinds of plants and stuffs, but not a single walking animal?

Why?

Sigh.

Maybe I was unlucky.

Sorry belly… I’ve failed you … I thought.

However, just a few seconds before all hope was lost, I suddenly...

Wait….

Wait a second!

Why the hell do I need to go hunting in the first place?

I'm a bunny!

I'm not a predator!

Woahhhh!

Woooooooooah!!!

Just like that, Woah POW!

An idea came up.

I gave up hunting and quickly prepared a different plan in mind.

First, I have to find a grassland!

I found a vast grassland which also happened to be right nearby.

“Yes! This is perfect!” I laid down on the grass.

Closed my eyes.

And just laid there.

Quietly.

Quiet.

Soft breathing.

And no body motions whatsoever.

Completely quiet.

Just like a ninja…

Minus the presence hiding.

And then, just after a few minutes...

My plan worked!

I could hear it coming from the sky.

“Screeeeeeeeecccccccchhhhhhhhh!!!!!!”

An eagle!

The eagle glided a few circles around to confirm my death, and then “Screeeeeeeeccccchh!!!!!” it launched itself towards me like an arrow!

Hup!

I did a kick up and got myself immediately into a combat position.

The Eagle didn’t even slow down. It raised its deadly claw.

“Come! I acknowledged you as my worthy opponent!”

I grabbed my two dear weapons tightly, readied for the deadly clash. “Hahahahahaha!!!!”

“Scrrrreeeechhhhh!!!!”

“Hahahahahah!!!!!!!!”

“Scrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeccchhhhh!!!!”

“HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!”

SCRRRRRRRREEEEEEECCCCHHHHHH!!!!!”

“DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!” I jumped at the eagle!

This is!

THE BLOW OF DEATH!!!!!

But then.

“Noooooooo! Bunny!” (???)

Right at that critical moment, a young girl appeared out of nowhere and grabbed me!

Who the hell?

“Scrrreeeecchhhhh!”

I was so confused!

“Go away! Go away! Bad bird! Don’t touch the bunny!” the girl kept shouting nonsense at the eagle.

Why are you chasing my food away you fool!?

“Go away!”

“No! Let me go! Let me go!” I shouted as loud as I could, but for some unknown reason, the girl didn't understand.

“Nooo! Don’t touch the bunny!” she kept doing that.

The eagle gave up.

“No! Come back! Come back my PRECIOUS!” I screamed desperately, twisted my body in every direction to try to escape from the girl.

But, sigh. It was pointless.

No…

Sob sob…

Just like that, my dinner escaped with the help of this senseless girl. Too depressed, I gave up on everything, dropped my sticks on the ground and let the girl do whatever.

Another girl came right after that. “Meetty! What were you thinking? That was dangerous!” she spoke to the first girl, Meetty.

“But, but! Riku… I just can’t let the bunny die!” the other girl was Riku.

“This bunny?”

“Yes! This bunny!”

“Hmmm ... Now I look at it, it’s quite a cute one.”

“Right? Right?”

“But it’s weird. It looks kinda sad.”

“Oh, now that you mentioned it, his eyes are sad!”

“Hmmmmmmmm……”

I was being stared at.

What?

What are you looking at?

Of course i’m sad!

You just chased my food away you know?

“Maybe he’s hungry!”

Duh!

“Yeah!”

Duh!

“Let’s bring him home!”

What??? I just heard something funny.

“Yeah! Let’s bring him home and take care of him!”

Hearing that, I freaked out.

What?

Wait! Wait a minute!!!

Are you morons kidnapping me?

“Yes! Let’s go Riku... Ooops! Look! He’s wiggling his arm in joy!”

No! I’m not in joy! I'm trying to escape!

Let me go! Let me go right noooooow!

“Yeah! And let’s feed him a lot of delicious food later!”

No! No! I don’t want delicious food later you senseless piece of s- .. what!?

I heard something nice.

Alright...

You now have permission to carry me.

And so, I blindly let myself being kidnapped by the two little girl.

But little did i know…

It was a LIE!

Oh boy, let me tell you this...

Those delicious food was NOT nearly as good as I thought it would be!