《DemonLord_Floof - The lack of common sense isekai》Chapter 10: Doctor BIZARRE.
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Hi friends, my name is Kawaii_Story_Bot.
Because Floof cannot tell what he doesn’t know, I’ll be the one telling some parts of the story in third person POV.
Please take care of me from now on! And here we go!
Chapter 10!
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Little did the bunny know, he was staying inside a village called Cauconorth, located North of the Cauconus Empire. Although it was a small village, it had pretty good medical system, with many doctors running their business there.
Among them, there was this famous pet doctor, or a veterinary physician more accurately.
And his name?
Doctor BIZARRE.
The morning after Thunder_xXx_Thunder battled Pingy, doctor BiZARRE’s office,
“Meetty!” doctor BIZARRE was surprised as he saw Meetty in the waiting room. “Don't tell me... you were here all night?”
“Good morning doctor! And yes! I was so worried and couldn’t sleep, so I decided to come here, just in case there’s something needed from me.” said Meetty, with dark circles under her eyes. “So, bunny and Pingy… are they okay?”
“Yes, the emergency situation had passed. I’m glad that you found them and bring them here on time”
“Huuu~… Thank God!” said Meetty, with a huge sigh of relief. And with teary eyes, “Thank you doctor BIZARRE! Thank you so much for saving them!”
“No problem, that’s my job. However…” the doctor squinted his eyes.
“Oh no! … Is there something wrong?” Meetty immediately stood up, worried.
“Ah, no no. Just something that I found weird,” said the doctor, putting his hand on top of Meetty head, calming her down. ‘Come, I’ll show you!”
“Yes!” said Meetty, before she followed doctor BIZARRE into the patient’s room.
Doctor BIZARRE put on a big white blouse that was custom-made for his tall slender body, and walked towards Thunder_xXx_Thunder’s bed. The bunny was sleeping like a baby, with a cast around his broken arm and some bandages covering numerous wounds.
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“Pffft! Haha!” Meetty spitted and laughed “Oh my god I’m so sorry, but this is so funny! Awwwwww!”
“Oh. Now you mentioned it, it’s pretty damn funny!” said doctor BIZZARE. “Well, it can’t be helped. I had to shave his fur off to put on bandages and look for hidden wounds!”
“Awww! So that’s why! Now the little furball has turned into a stick! Haha can’t wait to see his face when he’s awake haha!”
“Then come tomorrow. He will probably be woken by then.”
“Okee!”
“Alright, enough with the laughs. Now to our problems, watch this.”
As he was saying that, the doctor grabbed a stick on the nearby table. And on one end of the stick, there was…
“A sausage?” asked Meetty, “What are you going to do with that?”
“Shh! Just watch!” the doctor then moved his his hand, position the sausage right above the bunny’s face.
Sniff sniff…
“Huh?”
CHOMP!
“Oh my god! He ate it! Along with half of the stick!!!” Meetty’s eyes shot open!
Nom nom nom …
Ptooey!
“And he spitted the stick out!” Meetty’s jaw dropped as she couldn’t hide her surprise. “What's happening!? How can he eat like that while sleeping??”
“Kaka! Now watch this!”
The doctor did the same thing, but with a cabbage.
“Ehh... nothing?" Meetty was expecting something to happen.
“Nope, he refused to eat vegetables. Cabbage, spinach, lettuce, cucumber… all of them.”
“What? Isn’t he a bunny? That’s nonsense!”
“I know, but that’s the truth. Now watch this, this is even more impressive! Kaka!”
“Heh?”
Doctor BIZARRE then cut some spinach leaves, mixed them with beef to form a meatball, and then put it on the stick as before.
“Seven leaves, Meetty, exactly seven. Now let’s see…”
Sniff sniff
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CHOMP!
Nom nom nom
Ptooey!
Ptooey!
Ptooey!
Ptooey!
Ptooey!
Ptooey!
Ptooey!
“WHATTT????” Meetty’s eyes shot open again.
“KAKAKA! I told you! That’s super weird! Now let’s count how many leaves he spitted out!”
“O-okay! … One two three four five six se … no wayyy!!!!”
“Yes! Yes way!”
“Oh no! So the reason this guy refused to eat any vegetable, and then almost starved himself to death, is because...”
“Yes, because he is actually a ca-”
“A CAT!!! I KNEW IT!”
“Excuse ME?”
“Must be it! A cat in rabbit’s clothing!”
“No no Meetty, not a cat!”
“Eh? No?”
“Nope. ”
“Hmmm… You’re right. He doesn't meow. But if he’s not a cat, then what is he?”
“Meetty, really? He’s a CARNIVORE! He gets food from killing and eating animals.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah.”
And then, after spending a while learning about different types of diet from doctor BIZARRE, Meetty returned with him to the waiting room, where they continued the talk.
“As you can see, even though rabbits are herbivores, this fella is an exception. He can only eat meat. So please make sure to feed him meat from now on.”
“Yes, I will.” Meetty nodded.
“And you should separate the bunny and the pig away from each other for now. So they won’t fight again.”
“Y-yeah… I’ll leave him to Riku then.”
“Good. Then I guess that’s all. Is there any more question?”
“Hmmm… No, I’m good. Thank you doctor BIZARRE.”
“No problem! It’s my job! Anyways, take these pills and give them to bunny, it will help him recover faster! It’s a gift from me, so you don’t have to pay for it!”
Doctor BIZARRE then grabbed a bottle containing many red pills on the shelf, and gave it to Meetty.
“Oh my god! Oh no… I can’t take it! That’s…”
“Kaka! I really liked him, so I want him to get well soon. Don’t worry, just take it!”
“Y-yes! Doctor… You’re so generous, you also gave free medicines to Pingy, and now bunny as well…”
“That’s nothing! Kaka! I make a lot of money you know? So helping one or two little guys is no problem!”
“Yes, thank you, thank you very much! Doctor BIZARRE, you’re the best!”
“Yes, yes, I know. Now go home and get some sleep. Come back tomorrow if you want to see the naked bunny!”
“Haha, I will. See you later! Bye bye!”
“Yes, bye bye!”
And then, after Meetty left, doctor BIZARRE returned his room.
It was a small room that he used to take his tea breaks.
“Hmmm” he sat down at his desk, “Weird, I still can’t remember giving medicine to any grass bunny before… am I forgetting something?”
As he was saying that to himself, he opened a black leather notebook hidden under the desk. “Well, he defeated a demon boar with his bare hands, so must be it. Jeez… I must be really tired from overworking. I guess when it’s all over, I'm going request the Lord for some time off... yeah, Coucosouth Beach sounds nice…
“Hmmm, where did I put my pen?... Aha!”
His pen, for some unknown reasons, was lying on the ground across the room. The doctor then extended his slender arms soooo long that he picked it up without even moving the chair, then wrote something in the notebook.
"Although it's extremely rare, side effects of demon blood can also include Carnivorism, Urinary retention and Constipation."
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