《I Am an Evil Lord Yet, Why Are They Happy to Serve Under Me?》Chapter 14 : Pillar Men, Awaken!
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"Seriously, what are you doing here, Urien?" Joseph asked me.
"Hmm? I have a feeling that you will be going somewhere interesting, so I am joining," I replied.
"Is this your friend, Jojo? Do you mind introducing him to us?"
"This guy's name is Urien. Wait, how do you pronounce your last name again?"
"Gregorios. Urien Gregorios, that is my name, Sir Speedwagon."
"I see. It is really shocking to know that Jojo has friends," Speedwagon has a surprised look on his face. Damn, Joseph. Are you a loner?
"Anyway! This guy has news about Dio."
"WHAT?!" Both Speedwagon and Caesar screamed.
"You guys don't have to scream that loud. It almost made my ears deaf."
"What did he mean by having news about Dio?" Caesar is getting tense.
"Well, I will keep it as a secret. You shouldn't mind about other things while there is a threat in front of you," I replied.
"Why, you!"
"I will tell you about him after finishing the three," I told him. With this, I hope he won't go head first into his death.
"Are you sure you are telling me if I survive these three?"
"Yes."
He said nothing and put his eyes on the road.
"The same goes to you too, Sir Speedwagon."
"I understand. But I hope you tell us something about Dio first to let us know that you indeed have news about him."
"Sure, I can tell you that he is still alive but still under the ocean. That will be all you are going to get right now."
"Thank you."
"No problem."
We arrived in front of Bocca della Verità (Mouth of Truth). We then proceed to go inside the catacomb. Not gonna lie, the place is creepy.
We arrived at the destination, the place is eerily silent. Oh, Jojo stepped on something.
"Hey! I think I just stepped on something! And the sound is very atrocious. What the hell is this?"
When Mark gave us light with the torchlight, we saw the human skin of the soldiers. Again, not gonna lie. These things look very creepy.
Of course, like a normal person, Mark tried to flee in a random direction.
I think I saw something in that direction. Oh, they are just pillar men.
"They… they are already –,"
"Awaken!" Caesar finished Speedwagon's sentence.
If this goes on like this, the young man is going to die. I immediately bring out the beloved sword I got at the ruin from the .
I disappeared from my place and appeared beside Mark to drag to the side. But I was late. Although he is alive, his right arm and leg got devoured by Wamuu.
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Caesar came and lay down Mark on the ground. Not minding us, the three pillar men kept on going to their destination. Although I thought Kars glanced at me.
Looks like they thought I am some kind of ant to let them step on whenever they liked. Heh, that kind of makes me angry.
Then they just disregarded us and kept talking among themselves. I then glanced at the ongoing drama near me. The blood is overflowing from the arm and leg Mark. He was begging Caesar to kill him.
Just when Caesar was about to agree to his request, "Stop it, Caesar. Did your judgment got clouded because of the injuries of your friend? You can make the blood stop by using Hamon," I told him. How did I know that Hamon can stop the blood? I do not. I just bullshit it.
And… the blood really stopped. "Stay here, Mark. I will come back."
"About time you guys start doing something. I am getting bored as hell," I grin.
"Cesar! Urien!" Joseph shouted.
Wait, why is my body moving on my own? Don't tell me?! Someone help me! My body is moving with my body facing forward, placing the right arm parallel to the chin with my arm and palm flat, facing the palm down, and the left arm raised angularly to cover the top of my head with the palm facing out and hand spread wide open. Wait! Isn't this, one of Josuke's typical poses?
This pose

Wait, did I just do a Jojo pose together with the gang? After doing the pose, I put both of my hands over my face to cover it. Akame was looking at me with the smug face of Anya from Spy x Family.
"Heh," a sound came from her mouth. Wait. Is that a camera in her hand?!
This smug

"Don't you dare, Akame," I growled.
"I don't know what you are talking about, Urien."
That girl! She is not stiff around me as we became closer during these two months.
At that time, I saw Wamuu beat the shit out of Caesar. With Jojo being Jojo, he taunted Wamuu with his usual antics.
"Jojo, if you please." I interfered before Wamuu gives him one minute to duel him.
"And who might you be?" Wamuu asked.
"Well, unlike them, I am not a Hamon user. The name is Urien Gregorios, a simple magic swordsman. It is a pleasure," I introduced myself. It is something Gurguit taught me. Strange, I've never introduced like this back in my world.
"Magic swordsman? Just like when you appear near us?" Wamuu is strangely talkative.
"Do you mind if I challenge you to a duel?"
"Hoh? You dare challenge me a duel?"
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"What? Are you afraid to accept one?"
"Of course, not. One minute. I will give you one minute to do whatever you want," he said.
Seriously. These guys are taking me lightly. "Akame, if you please." Again, I am borrowing her katana. I should have brought one from Demon Slayer world when I was there.
"So, Urien Gregorios, count of Gregorios, moving forward!" with that, I rushed at him.
I slashed him with the katana. He tried to catch it with his body but when he sees the fire, he immediately put his hand in front of him to block the strike.
His hand got sliced like tofu. And the hand that was cut has also burnt into ashes.
"What?!" all of them screamed. Including the group from my side.
"What is this?"
"Oh, this? The fire contains some energy from the sun. And you guys are weak to the sun. Think the rest by yourself."
Wamuu immediately uses his fighting technique, Divine Sandstorm. A tornado appears on his arms each and shoots out toward me. I just smirk and negate the Divine Sandstorm with my . Even though I haven't used magic as much as I used the , I've already mastered it to negate the wind-related powers with ease.
"What?!"
Damn. They screamed again.
"Well, how about this? And this goes to the two of you from the back."
I am waiting for the response and Kars gave a signal to continue.
"Give me a month. I will shape the two buffoons behind me to the level that can battle you guys."
"Any why should we listen to your request? We can just kill you all here and leave," it was Kars who replied.
"Well, it is because," I excluded out a large amount of raw mana from my body. With the help of , my mana reserve is actually large. I don't know how much mana I have since I don't know anyone to compare myself with. But it is pretty large when compared to normal people.
"I can just kill all three of you here." I smile at them. Although it will be hard, I can certainly kill them. I can use to kill the two and use to kill Kars.
"But we will need insurance."
"Hmm… you guys have something for times like this, right?"
Wamuu gave me his "Wedding band of Wamuu", Esidisi gave me his "Engagement ring of Esidisi" but surprisingly, Kars didn't give me any.
After the three of them left, the others came near me.
"You bastard! Why did you let them go!" Caesar grab my collar.
"Well, this is not my problem to solve. You know that too, right? This is the fight of your clan, not mine. At least I will be training you how to fight during this month. And do you guys know someone that can train Hamon to Jojo?" I asked.
"I can ask my teacher. I don't know if she is going to accept though."
"Great! I will also be staying at the place where you guys are going to train."
"What?!"
"Why did you do this?" Joseph asked me.
"What did I do?"
"Why did you accepted those rings! You know you will die if we failed, right?"
"Yup! That's why train hard. If you don't, my blood will be on your hand." What I know about Joseph from fandom is that he is lazy. If I don't push him like this, he won't train hard. And did he really think that I will die just because they tried to kill me? Hah! I have to heal me from any poisons.
"Damn you!" he punched me. I must admit, the punch actually hurts.
The next day, we travel to Venice to meet with Caesar's Hamon teacher. Just like in canon, Joseph got beat up by Lisa Lisa.
"Excuse me, do you mind if I also train it?"
"And you are?"
"My name is Urien. I will be training them in combat."
She threw me a mask. Not gonna lie, it makes my breathing harder but because I've already mastered my , it doesn't hard as much. I sense some foreign energies inside my body.
But it is not quite easy to produce Hamon yet. Looks like I got lucky again. If I didn't stab myself with the Stand arrow, I won't be able to use Hamon. According to System, I don't have aptitude with Hamon.
It made sense because the literal meaning of Stand is Ghostly Ripple (YuHamon). If I don't have aptitude with Hamon, I won't have the Stand. Now that I have the Stand, it will also mean that I can have Hamon now.
Although I am training Hamon, I don't have to train insanely like Joseph and Caesar. From time to time, I train them how to fight. Yes, how to fight. Not just swinging fists.
With that, the training continues. But one night when we are training Hamon, Joseph suddenly stopped.
"What wrong, Jojo? Are you tired already?" Caesar asked.
"No, I see people over there." He replied.
I look at the place where Joseph is looking and I saw people I've never expected.
I raised the flag during that time, didn't I?
Flashback
[Host will be going to Part 2: Battle Tendency]
Well, that can't be bad. Right?
Flashback ends
I saw Kujo Jotaro and Old Joseph standing right there.
Fuck.
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