《I can cheat? So let's have fun.》Side story 1
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When Xiodar fell from the dark realm Kabarin sighed. ’It take 967 souls to find a good one’
He stares in a nothingness. ’Well now I understand why somebody would rather look for a person himself…’
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Soul number 1.
„What is this place?”
„Welcome mortal!”
„Huh? Who are you?”
„I am a god”
„You mean THE GOD?!”
„No, I am not the god from your world.”
„So you… What do you want?”
„I am looking for a person to do something in my world.”
„Okay… but where we are?”
„Place where only souls and gods can be.” ’I won’t tell him that I don’t know the name.’
„EH!?SO I AM DEAD?!”
„Exactly.”
„HOW?!”
„I have send a meteor on your city.”
„ARE YOU INSANE?!”
„Huh?”
„HOW MANY HAVE YOU KILLED?!”
‘This is going to take a while.’
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Soul number 17.
„Huh where I am?” Sounds feminine voice.
„Welcome mortal.”
„Huh? Who are you?”
„You would call me a god.”
„GOD!?”
„Yes but I com…”
„PLEASE GIVE ME A CHILD!”
„WHAT?!”
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Soul number 124.
„So what will you do with great power? Answer honestly.”
„I would make a harem with elves, cat girls, dog girls and demon girls!!!”
„…”
„…”
„NOKOMIMIS ARE MINE!!!”
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Soul number 234.
„Hi there mortal.”
„Woof!”
„Something like a god.”
„Woof!”
„I am looking for a person to a certain job.”
„Woof! Woof!”
„I destroyed a town with a meteor.”
„Woof!”
„I see. So what will you do with great power? Answer honestly.”
„Woof!”
„Ah so that how is this.”
„WOOF! WOOF!”
„OF COURSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU! YOU STUPID DOG!”
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Soul number 337.
„So what will you do with great power? Answer honestly.”
„I would help you destroy the ring Gandalf!”
„WHO ARE YOU CALLING GANDALF!”
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Soul number 561.
„Hi mortal.”
„….Where is my mommy?”
‘Sh*t’
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Soul number 667.
„Hi mortal.”
„Wow…”
„?”
„That was great stuff men.”
„Uhh… No you ar…”
„I even see a Gandalf.”
„WHO ARE YOU CALLING GANDALF!”
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Soul number 845.
„Huh? Where…”
„Hi mortal.”
„OH MY GOD DUMPLEDOR!”
„YOU MEAN GANDALF!”
„OH MY GOD GANDALF!”
‘FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...’
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Soul number 901.
„Whoa what is this place?”
„Hi mortal.”
„Who?”
„Basically a god.”
„…”
„…”
„So… It wasn’t spaghetti?"
‘This is a hell’
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Soul number 968.
„Hello? Is anybody here? HELLO!?”
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‘Well now nothing will surprise me’
”Yo Esxis how is that guy doing?”
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