In Kokmal's private office.

["OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!"] Pitful sounds can be heard from the crystal ball. 'So Batxon failed me...No suprise' Kokmal thought when changing view to the castle ruins.

'That idiot. It doesn't matter if you kill him by destroying the castle. Nobody knows how to build anything on the Cursed desert whithout it moving to the center. Not moving? Easy. If not the giang moving rocks. Now demons lost the desert and it will become neutral terytory. But more important.' Now crystal ball is showing Xiodar's face. 'This guy will be great specimen for my experiment.'

[""So where n^#@#!%?"] 'Huh?' Demon lord looks at the deformed picture. Then he rushes and opens the window."You stupid bird get off the antena!" He throws a book at the animal.

["You mean that Death guy's place? Sounds like a idea."] 'It looks like they going to visit Velhar's place? Why? Nevermind.' Kokmal sits back at his desk then then shouts to the stone on it."Charlham! Get your a*s over here! I have job for y...""YES SIR!"

Demon lord almost fell from his chair. "...How long have you waited in front of my doors?"

"Three days sir! As low-class demon I have to take breaks for food and nature's calls!" little goblin says.

'That little fanatic won't stop to suprise me.' Kokmal repeats himself who knows which time. Charlham is his general despite him being goblin. But Kokmal doesn't care. He knows that little demon is smarter than avarange hight-class demon and is genius in the therotical magic subjects. Also goblins will blindly follow their boss until death. Kokmal even spend year for expanding his life time from 10 to 50 years.

"I found a matching specimen for project C-565." When he finished the goblin's jaw dropped on the floor. Kokmal smiles. "I will send you all informations I have. Make plan and be carefull, he is dangerous."

"Yes sir! Can I get project notes?" Charlham asks when saluting.

"Of corse it's he..." Demon lord's face becomes tense. His stare wanders to the opened window.

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Journey log strikes back.

Day 3.

We finally left the Damn desert. Now we are at some kind of savanna with a grey grass. Our goal is place called the Undead's field. Lich Demon lord cursed that place. Courpses of the human's army atack every thing that enters.

Day 4.

I get bored so I asked Jael about vampires.

They are high-class demons. The strongest ones belonged to the Bloodfang clan. Normally vampires have strenght of mid-class but become stronger after drinking humans. In Jael's case he is still young for his race standard. His strenght is between mid-class and high-class. That's why he still dies from the sunlight and can't change in the bat. So until I don't feed him with blood, I must keep the smoky barrier around his body.

When he heard that I have blood his eyes shined and asked for some. He declined when he saw it was purple. I am really that weird?

Day 7.

Next I asked about the generals.

Normally Demon lord have no more than 3 generals. Jael doesn't know why. The Velhar's generals where Jaels's father, Goat guy, and Zelenia. Jael's old man died by drinking hero's blood, he used to have special abillity to absorb special skills along with blood... and that killed him. Batxon was slained by the knight of the round table. Zelenia was the succubus. She was spell caster. Jael's started sweating when he mentioned here so I didn't ask about details. She is actually missing.

Dourin's choose her generals only when atacking the humans. Then she choose some strong guys from her harem. Isn't Zelenia the one who is succubus?

Vpierdoll makes drinking contest every year. The last 3 standing become the generals.

Kokmal's generals are mostly to help him in his research. Or are his research.

Day 8.

I asked something that is going around may head last times. Why Demon lords atack humans alone? And why in some order and no when other is dead? From what Jael says sometimes they atack two times in a row.

He doesn't know. Jael told me that this is one of the mysteries of this world. I should ask Demon lord or his general.

Day 10.

I swear some weird bird is following us since we left.Huh? Isn't this the same bird I saw before? But Woody told me this isn't a bird...

I am going crazy.

Day 14.

I update my list.

To do list:

-get a castle

-get a Regalia

-get shoes

-find civilization

-get generals

-find blood for Jael

It looks like I don't feel the cold and my feet are cleaning themselves with mana.

Day 17.

We arrived at the Undead's field. We have seen a sign with the direction and like I feared... I can't read. These things looks like these japanese letter-like-things!

Day 19.

Goal reached.

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Xiodar and Jael entered the castle. Currently they are in the throne room, it's looking like a gothic cathedral.

"There's nothing here." Jael the obvious says. The only thing in the in this place was massive throne. "Well they have 10 years to rob evrything. " Even glasses in the windows where missing.

"If I was him, I would hide the most precious things where nowhere would want to look." Xiodar walks in front of the throne."Under my butt!"

"C'mon that's the stupiest thing I ever..."*CLICK* Demon lord opens the throne like a chest."...I said nothing." Inside was only a single ring. Jael looks stunned.

"What is this? And what's up with that face?"

"That is the storage ring!"

"You mean the convenient game like invetory items?"

"...I guess?"

"Cool. He must have keep his most important treasures in it!" Then Xiodar's face smile turns into serious expresion.

"? What's wrong?" Jael asked confused.

Demon lord stands up. "If it is so precious and in place like this..." He stares in the vampire's face. *CRASH* Without warning he is catched by the giant bony hand from the ground. "Then it is guarded by the boss..."

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Jael stood there like statue. In front of him stands giant skeleton dragon. In its hand it is holding Xiodar who looks at the giant with suprised expresion. However Demon lord's expresion isn't saying "Oh my god I will die!" but something like "Wow the real dragon". Jael could feel the gaze of the dragon even if it doesn't have eyes.

Vampire had his resolve, he turns around and runs like a little b*tch."Hey maybe some help?!" Xiodar shouts at him.

"Dragon's bones absorb the mana and are harder than metal! Good luck!" Bloodfang screams without turnig back.

"Thanks!" Demon lord shouts back. He knows that Jael would be killed in a instant. But if this bones really can absorb mana then his options are limited. He boost up his arms and try to free himself. *CRACK* Xiodar manage to move bony claws.

*WHOOOSH**CRASH* Skeleton monster throws the thief on the floor before he can escape. It lift its leg to stomp on him but before he had done that Demon lord jumps and kicks it's skull. Dragon fall on its back.

The throw manage to break Xiodar's arms but he still boosted his legs to couteratack. When he's back on the ground the black smoke had already healed him. Before dragon stands up he grabs the tail. "WHOAAAA" With boosted arms he throws the thing. *CRASH* Skeleton destroys the wall behind the thone.

*CRACK**CRACK* Dragon stands up without a scrath. "Tsk. HEY! Jael how to break dragon bone?!" Xiodar shouts to his back.

"Only some regalias, holy weapon or other dragon!" Jaeldex answers from behind the pillar.

"? Other dragon?" Demon lord looks back at his enemy. 'Its moving skeleton so it shouldn't be too smart.' Xiodar grins.

*ROOOAAAR* Dragon charge at demon. *SWOOSH* Xiodar jumps. *WHOOOSH**WHOOOSH* Monster swing its claws but Demon lord avoid by jumping from the mana platforms he created mid air. *SWOOSH* He jumps into skeleton's eye socket.

*ROOOAAAR* *WHOOOSH**WHOOOSH* Giant hit its skull. *CRASH* Monster's skull is broken in pieces. "Wow it really was stupid." Xiodar leaves the skull remains when black smoke is healing many cuts on his body.

"Heh. Nice idea." Jael says when looking at the remains. "How did you know the spell was concentreted inside the skull?"

"What?" Demon lord looks at vampire with blank expresion.

"...Nevermind. It worked that's what's important." Bloodfang directs his gaze from the skeleton to the Xiodar. "So what is the prize?" His eyes shines.

"Hmm..." Demon lord sends his mana to the ring. Then informations flowed to his mind. "Some gold, some magic stones, books, simple wands, vine, dead bodies, maps, tools, sweets, weapones, simple atrifacts, porn and private letters."

"Private? They can be helpful."

"....Sh*t, part of it is guarded by password."

"Which part?"

"Private letters and porn."

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"Okey. How we could miss that guy has a dragon in the cellar?!" Kabarin asks.

"Well you are the one who says not to pry in mortal's matters too much." Uteus answers with troubled expresion.

"But a dragon?!" God of magic shouts.

"Ummm well one person have duty of watching Demon Lords" Ina throws in. Three gods looked in one direction.

["OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!"]"...Huh?..." Dadros looks up from his video. "...What?...He got premission after he killed one....And it couldn't leave the castle anyways..."

"""...."""

"..."

Complete silence... exept...

"Then he throws his friend back and face the dragon.'I will protect you.' he..."

"STOP WRITING A TWILIGHT FANFICTON YOU LOVE IDIOT!!!" Kabarin shouts.

"IT ISN'T A TWILIGHT FANFICTON YOU GANDALF RIPOFF!!!" Dapelia shouts back.

"HOW DID YOU CALL ME?!"

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This chapter was written some time ago. It sucked so I make a new one.