《I can cheat? So let's have fun.》Chapter 7: What Rambo would do?
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"So..." Xiodar looks at the stronghold. "What she is doing here?"
"Probadly is imprisoned by Dourin." Jael sees Demon lord expression. "... I don't know why."
"Are you sure she isn't working for her now?"
"No chance. They are like natural enemies."
"That bad?" Xiodar is suprised. "I have a plan. I will atack from the front and durning chaos you will find her."
"And what if a general or Dourin herself is there?"
"I don't have to win." Xiodar says without care.
"Why I have to find her..." Jael shivers from thouth alone.
"I don't know how she looks like." Demon lord place a hand on Jaels's shoulder. "Or do you want to atack defended fort yourself?"
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Inside the fortress
"...So did she started to talk?" Mojag asks.
"No sir!" Ghul guard answers.
"Ehhhh..." Tauren sighed. He have to wait for Zelenia to say where she hid her grimuare. But 10 years already had passed. 'Why she just don't give it and go away.'
"Relax friend. It is not like Lady doesn't care we will die here from old age!" Dragonian says. "...right?" He asked in pleading tone.
"I don't know Corinth I just want something to hap..." *BOOOM* "Finally!" Mojag grabs his axe.
*BOOOM* *BOOOM* *BOOOM* *BOOOM*
"Somone wants to dance?!" Demon coated in black smoke shouts when entering through the hole in the wall.
""You bet!!!''' Bestmens shouted in union.
Draconian flew up when Tauren charges at the enemy. Xiodar jumps up and avoid Mojag. "Die!" Corinth spat fireball at the Demon lord. He created a big round shield from his chains.*BOOOM* Fireball had been blocked but...
*WHOOOSH* Xiodar took a blow to his side from the axe and was send flying. *BOOOM* *BOOOM* *BOOOM* At the moment he landed he was hit by 3 fireballs. 'Damn...' His wounds were instantly healed. 'These guys are stronger than blood-drunk Jael and can cooperate.' He looks at his enemies. 'Blaster and a Tank...'
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Mojag charges again. This time Demon lord boosted himself and catchs the bull. Then he throws him at the flying reptile. Dragonian doged his friend. Tauren crashed in the tower's wall. "Where's your meat-shield now!" Xiodar swing his chain at Corinth.
*WHOOOSH*
The Beastmen avoids the atack but the wall behind him has deep cut. 'How much mana you can have?!' He is shocked. His enemy is strong but slow and inexperienced. 'I must get closer and then atack.'
Draconian flies in the Xiodar's direction while avoiding the killer chains. With insane speed he get in front of him then... *BOOOM* He blows up his head with fireball. But body didn't stop. Headless Xiodar makes a chain cocoon around them.
'Impossible!' Corinth couldn't believe. Normally demon's only weak point is head because from there comes their mana. He didn't know that Xiodar's mana comes from his heart no matter how Disney it sounds.
Dark smoke quickly reforms Demon lord's head. "Now it's my turn!" He shouts when forming two dark balls in his hands. He wanted to shout something but it would be religiously incorrect. *BOOOOOOM* Cocoon's inside explouds.
"Damn. It still hurts." Xiodar complains.
["Hey! I got her! You can go back!"] Jael calls from the transmiter stone they found in the storage ring. Conveniently Xiodar didn't have to take out his stone from the storage ring to use it.
"Got it!" Demon lord answers and walks away like nothing happens.
"...yeah... flee you....fool..." Carbonized Corinth says from the little crater before he passed out.
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"So It worked?" Xiodar asks Jael when he sees him. They meet at the same place they make the plan.
"Yeah." Vampire nods. "Even when guards saw me they told me to escape from the monster."
"Thank you for saving me from that b*th Dourin." Girl beside him says.
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"..." Demon lord looks at her then his gaze wanders to the Jael."...I thought we are raiding the stronghold, not the elementary school..."
"HEY!" Zelenia shouts. She looked like 10 years old girl with red hairs. She wears a cute pink dress and tail with a hearth shaped tip. "I'm over 300 years old! I am genius magic caster who can stop body from aging!" She sad proudly.
"...But why so soon."
"...Ever heard of menstruation?..." She asks with grim expression.
"Demons have those?"
"Only succubi. Because we breed with humans." Her voice lost any emotions.
"...Okeyyy...Do you know the password?" Xiodar points at his ring.
"AH! How did you get it?!"
"I came. Taked it. Killed skeleton dragon. And I left." He answers.
"...Uhhh... password is 'Rest in peace'." She says defeated. "Shouldn't Batxon guard the castle?"
"He hit himself with the table." Xiodar says when he enters the password. He takes out thick porn book.
"You really take it out..." Jael's gaze at him with doubt. "? Isn't it too thick?"
"You think so? Well it doesn't matter more to..." Zelania snatched the book from Demon lord's hands. "HEY! This isn't book for little kids!" She stick out her tounge. 'Is she really over 300?'
Succubus pour her mana to the book. Cover changes from the improper image to complicated magic circle.
"You idiot, this is my grimuar! I left it to Lord Velhar so Dourin won't steal it!"
"But..."
"Pages were blank anyways." When she said it Xiodar falls on his knees and supports himself with his arms.
"So why did I came here..."
"Ehh..." Jael don't know what to say. "So... Why Dourin would steal your spellbook?"
"Her regalia is grimuare with infinite space." She answers. "I won't give that wh*re my self made spells!"
"So..." Xiodar stands up. "Nothing to do here anymore. Let's go Jael."
"When Lord Velhar comes back I wi..."
"'He won't be back.""
"What do you mean?"
"He is dead for good." Jael informs her. "Xiodar was send as a replacement."
"..." She becomed speechless.
"So see y...""WAIT!" Zelenia interupted. "Can I come with you?" They both looked at her like saying 'Where's the hook?'
"Ummm..." She looks troubled. "The bit*ch will come after me... and if Lord is gone... I don't have any help..."
"Do I look like a babysitter?" Xiodar started to walk away.
"Do you two know anything about magic?" They stopped. "You have a lot of mana but don't know how to use it!" She says in panic.
"Jael?"
"My father told me that our clan fight on the front, so magic isn't that usefull for us..."
"..." Xiodar doesn't have the arguments. "Okey you can come..."
"YAAAY!"
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["..."]
""..."" Mojag and Corinth kneel before Dourin's image in the mirror.
["So..."] Image has spoken. ["One guy comes and beats you up. When you get together your sorry a*ses you noticed that flat shrimp had escaped."]
""...Yes...""
["So were are they heading?"]
""...North...""
["Why you don't chase them?"]
""...There were 3 of them and just 1 beat us...""
["...Now I have to use a favor that guy owes me..."]
' 'Are we free?' '
She looked scolding at them ["And you two will reget to be left alive!"]
""NOOOOOOOOO!!!""
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