《I can cheat? So let's have fun.》Chapter 16: Rage, nuke and a cow.
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In the last episode of “I can cheat? So let’s have fun Z”.
“DIIIEEEEE!”
Now we are back where we left.
“[Chaintool: Drill]!” Xiodar answered at the charge. Kokmal avoided it and punched him but he managed to kick him in the stomach at the same time. Kokmal’s regalia couldn’t warn him on time.
Both Demon lords were send back. Magic armour blocked most of the damage but Xiodar’s head make 180. *SNAP* It’s back to its natural position. “You are not going to use these anti-magic bullets?”
“It takes a month to make one and you will be back in the week.” Then he charges again. Currently he is able to destroy the hearth barrier with his strength alone.
Xiodar created the giant dark ball in front of him. This made Kokmal to step aside. “Got you!” *BOOOM* Demon lord closed the distance using the [Explosive step].
It is a technique he invented in the dungeon, using explosions around his foots to move quickly. He doesn’t use it normally because it is tearing off his legs. However when he enters his super mode his body is more durable.
*CRASH*
Kokmal took the punch in the chest. This time he felt it. “Take this!” He reached for Xiodar’s chest. “!” He quickly retreats his hand. *CHOMP* That bastard almost bite off his fingers! They would regrow with the armour’s healing enchantments but he was worried about his rings.
“Eat this!” Kokmal gave him roundhouse kick in the head. *PLASK* Xiodar’s head goes home. *CRASH* But his body gave the armoured demon the same kind of kick. “F*ck! I forgot you don’t need your head!”
Half of Kokmal’s face was now exposed but the armour has self-repair function. Xiodar’s head and Kokmal’s helmet were restored at the same time. “By the way what is going on with your people?”
“What do you mean?” As the scouter didn’t give him a warning, Kokmal looked at the direction of his army. It was in chaos. “What the hell are you doing there?!” He shouted through the communication link.
“My Lord it is terrible! There is the raging vamp "*RRAAAWRRR*" OH MY GOD IT”S HERE AGHH…” Current number is unreachable.
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“…What for the love of holy cow is going on…” Kokmal is lost.
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“You are currently fighting with the new Demon lord whose ability is a unlimited mana. He is too quick for your guns so you have to fight with him in the power armour when under effect of your special drug. And your army is slathered by a crazy vampire.” Cow headed man said.
“…Who invited you?” Kabarin asked.
Then the Holy cow walked away. “Remember to drink a lot of milk!” He said when turning around and saluting. Then the god disappeared in the pillar of light.
“””””…“””””
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“Oh? Looks like Jael have woken up.” Xiodar concluded hearing the familiar roar. “So after they wake up there are in bloodlust? The more you know…”
*CRACK*
That was the sound of Kokmal’s mind breaking. After injecting serum into him he not only has doubled senses but also felt double pain. This and his whole body was more sensitive. Not only physically but also mentally. That guy. That guy made his plan go to hell. Stolen his ideas. Killed bunch of his soldiers. Make him lost the bet and waste his five anti-magic bullets.
Kokmal looked at Xiodar. “…Just go to hell.” He pulled out giant machine.
“Heh what that toy can d…”
*BOOOOOOM*
The nuclear mushroom had risen.
“MWAHAHAHAHAHA!” Armoured Demon Lord laughed. He was guarded by three layers of magic barriers. In the end they were broken and he had to rely on his magic barrier. Still, he laughed when feeling the pain of being burned alive.
*SWOOOSH*
Xiodar jumped from the ground. “D*ck move!”
“HOW!?!?”
“[Chaintool: Fridge]…” He answered. Xiodar quickly looked around. The strength was real but range looks low. Probably magic. Both armies were untouched.
“DIE MOTHERF*CKER!” Kokmal shouted as several kinds of different cannons appeared around him.
“Not a chance.” Xiodar created a dark ball with him in the centre. All shots were repelled. Then Kokmal charged and cut the ball open with his hands. ‘Damn.’ The ball exploded.
“YOU ARE DEAD!” Kokmal charges unfazed.
“Get lost!” Xiodar keep the distance by using the [Explosive step] and throwing a giant dark balls at him. But Madman still could keep up and attacks were ignored. ‘The most annoying type is that which don’t want to die!’ Escaping demon thought.
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“Wow… It has been some time since I saw Kokmal like that.” Uteus said. “So who will win?” He asked Dadros.
“…Depends what you are asking about…Xiodar’s army will win no matter who win this duel…” Dark god thinks for a moment. “…6:4 for Xiodar. If an enemy has too quick reaction time Kokmal’s regalia’s prediction ability is useless.”
“Is that so?” Dapelia grinned. “I bet one wish on Kokmal!” She claimed.
Gods don’t have anything to bet without involving mortals. So they bet the “wishes”. Normally they don’t use them unless they are bored.
“One on Xiodar!” Kabarin joined.
“Me too.” Esxis added. She usually don’t say anything but always join the bets.
“…Kokmal…” Dadros said.
“Yeah Kokmal as well.” Uteus joined the fun.
Now everyone looked at Ina. “Ummm…” She wondered.
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*BOOOM* *BOOOM* *BOOOM*
Explosions raged in the air. Nobody would think that it was a Demon lord using the [Explosive step] to run away from the mad Demon lord. “When you will get bored?!” Xiodar asked.
“I WILL SEND YOU TO HELL AND THEN KILL MYSELF TO CHASE YOU THERE!”
“I don’t even know if you are serious…” Xiodar kept running away. He has no idea how to harm him. But when he looked closer… “Here!” He turned around on the ground and send his hand in Kokmal’s direction.
“I GOT YOU!” Kokmal launched his fist in the enemy’s chest.
*CLASH*
Both Demon lords pierced chest of the opponent. “YOU!” Kokmal shouted.
“Heh.” Xiodar grinned. It was a little trick he learned. He could move his hearth anywhere in his torso or in the head. No idea how. (AN: Magic!)
*Crack*
Kokmal’s armour started to fall apart. In his hand behind the back of the mad Demon lord, Xiodar hold the pin pong ball sized crystal. As he assumed, it was the armour’s core. Every magic armour has a core!
*BOOOM* They were send away because of [Explosive step]. “IT”S NOT THE END!” Kokmal pulled out the second armour. This one looked the same except it is surrounded by electric dischargers. It was a unstable prototype.
Mad Demon lord started to charge again. “[Chaintool: Soft wall]!” Xiodar created the wall of chains with the one hand. Kokmal tried to destroy it but the wall bended under his punch. Then chains started to wrap around him. “[Chaintool: Drill]!”
Xiodar pierced through the chains but he didn’t even scratch the armour. “! Shoot him down!” He shouted. Then the next white magic beam hit Kokmal.
*BOOOM*
Chains disappeared but Kokmal still stood there. “DIE!” He jumped at Xiodar. *BAM* Fists of Demon lords connected. In the next second Xiodar flew back.
He looked at his arm. Or rather where it supposed to be. ’Okay we have a problem. Voices in my head help me!’ He thought as his arm regrows.
‘Overload it!’
“That’s it!” Xiodar shouted and used the [Explosive step] to get closer. Then he catch Kokmal’s hands.
*Crunch* That was sound of Xiodar’s bones. He quickly wrapped chains around enemy’s gauntlets and pour mana into them.
“LET GO!” Mad Demon lord shouted. He didn’t realized what is going on and tried to kick Xiodar. They were looking like a kids playing some stupid game.
*Crack*
Fractures began to appear on the magic armour. “THE HELL?!” Kokmal shouted. When he understand what is going on it was too late. But…
“SO LET’S USE THIS!!!” He shouted. Xiodar could fell some kind of shock wave from Kokmal’s hand. In the next moment he lost control of his mana. It was the same moment when the core exploded.
*BOOOOOOM*
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“I don’t know which one will win so I will bet on both!” Ina finally said.
“Oh come on.” Kabarin said while looking at the screen. “What are chances of th….”
[*BOOOOOOM*]
“”””…….“””” Everyone was silent when the explosion killed both Demon lords.
“…Hey…Dadros….what were the chan…” Kabarin tried to ask but saw that dark god is leaking his deadly aura. You could actually see it. God of magic turned his gaze away. If you look at this too long you will hear screams of terror. They will get louder until the moment you realize that you are the one screaming.
“I won!” Ina shouted.
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