《I can cheat? So let's have fun.》Chapter 19: Cheat times three.
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Typical day in the typical town of typical America.
Jack was going through the street. Like always he made a not typical reactions.
“He came there from another country?”
“I wonder if he understands something.”
“What is that thing on his back?”
“I didn’t know we have a yakuza in our city.”
Jack could only frown at people around. ‘Because I am looking like an Asian it doesn’t mean I can’t understand you!’ He would probably be raging around if he wasn’t used to it.
Jack’s father was Asian but he never met him once. That is one time less than his mother. So now he is. Boy has look of his father so he always gather a lot of attention. The fact he is going back from the club activities with a wooden sword didn’t help.
“Hah…” Jack sighed as he waited for a light to change. Then a girl ran through the street. ‘Hey. If you run like this some truck will hit you…’ He unconsciously turned his head to the left. ‘Holy sh*t! Truck!’
He quickly reached his hand for the girl. Then when he pushed her… he saw another hand. His head turned to the right so he could see a girl in his age with a shocked expression. He couldn’t know he his was the same.
*BAM*
Truck hit them.
*WHRIIIM*
Then in panic, driver turned to the street. “EHH?!”
*BAM*
And hit another person.
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Realm of gods.
“I will use the wishes I won!” Ina stated.
Kabarin looked at her surprised. “I don’t know what surprise me more. That you remembered about that or that you have a good idea.”
“HEY!”
“…So what do you want?...” Dadros asked.
Ina turned back from the laughing magic god and told them. “I want to summon 3 heroes!”
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“I don’t understand.” Esxis said. “Why three?” Counting, she could asked for more.
Ina looked at the empty space. “Ehhh…”
“…Let me guess…” Dark god started. “…You just came back from the hero stalking and accidently killed two more people…”
“NO!” She rebuked. “…One more person…I wanted to use the truck as the test between two…”
Dadros sighed. “…Fine…Just go with it…”
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Darkness welcomes again.
Jack looked around. It doesn’t look like a hospital. At last not the paying bills for the light one. “Hey, were are we?” He heard from his side. From there he could see a boy a head higher from him. He had brown hairs and eyes. That was the most normal looking person Jack ever saw.
But there was one bigger problem. He was naked. ‘Great! I am locked with a nudist!’ Against his will, by reflex he looked down. “EH?!” He shouted in surprise. There were light rays that blocked the sight. ‘Where they are coming from?!’
“Why there is a censuring light? We are in an ecchi for kids?” Taller guy was lightly surprised.
At his words, Jack followed his line of sight. ‘Great. Me too.’ He faced the other person. “Something more?” Jack asked sarcastically.
Then the other guy pointed on something behind Jack. When he turned around. “Holy…” There was a girl in the same state. She has long black hair and blue eyes. Her face was all red and she was covering her regions ignoring the fact that sight was blocked by the light.
Jack turned so he didn’t face any of two and spread his arms wide. “Some explanations?!” As he said it, the bright light flashed in the air. From there the girl with blonde hairs covered in light appeared.
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“Welcome mortals! I am the goddess of light Ina! You three were chosen to become the heroes and defeat the Demon lord!”
“BORING!!!” Normal guy shouted.
The goddess asked with a smile. “What do you mean by that?”
“Overused and typical! There was even the truck!” He continued to criticize. “And if you give me the shield I sign out!”
“I see…” Ina was lost. “Then let me tell you the story from my word.”
She started explaining. “There are four Demon Lords who are trying to conquer humans. They are powerful and immortal. Me and the dark god had an agreed to keep the world in one piece. One Demon Lord will attack and the Hero will defeat them.”
“How long it lasts? And are there conditions for you to win?” Guy beside Jack asked. For the two others he seems like someone who is experienced in that kind of stuff.
“It will be around 3000 years. The condition is that Demon Lords will give up.”
“Emmm… you said ‘Hero’ but there are three of us…” Girl said.
“Let me continue. That was how world has been working. Until…””Fire nation attacked!” Normal guy shouted.
“NO!” Goddess shouted. Then with a swing of here arm, hammer made of light hit the taller man in the head. “Ehm. So, until one Hero turned out to be too strong and killed the Demon lord permanently.”
Jack was confused. “Isn’t this good thing?”
“No.” Ina said in grim expression. “Dark god created a new Demon lord. This one is so strong that I had to summon three Heroes.”
“Are kidding me?” Normal guy interrupted again. “How strong he can be?”
Then the screen appeared before them. It was showing the image of someone. He had horns and red eyes.
“This is Xiodar. He was created using the soul from your world. The special ability: Infinite mana.”
“”“The what?!””” They shouted in union. You don’t have to be a gamer or a otaku to understand how much cheat he was.
“And this is not all.” Image changed to some weird creatures. “His army is made of high-class demons. Previously they were made from the low-class ones.”
Jack asked again. “How big is a difference?”
“Like between cat and a lion with chainsaws and lasers.”
“It can’t be that bad.” Then image showed the gorilla shouting a laser from both of its heads. “Ow.” Jack changed his mind.
“He has hundreds of those.” When she said it. The three stand there in awe.
Then the normal guy stepped ahead. “You will give us the cheats like his, right?!”
“Hehehe… I will give my best!”
“Wait!” Jack shouted at them. “We really have to do this?!”
“E-exactly! We don’t know anything about fighting!” Girl followed.
“Don’t worry!” Ina gave them thumbs up. “You have ten years to prepare! And entire country will support you! Also some of gods still owe me!”
Normal guy was confused. “How do you make gods to owe you?”
“Hazard of course!” Ina stated.
All Heroes disappeared in the light with dumbstruck expressions.
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Things that saved humanity till now:
- kidnaping
- internet
- hazard
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I told you that the new arc is coming!
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