Chapter 1

When I saw this I got so hyped up and my face light up, I immediately said

“I accept”. After this I flew up in the air to try and see if I could find any signs of civilization or a village. I wanted to stop and appreciate how cool I was for flying and everything, a bit more, but I didn’t have time for that now I had a village to save. Anyway after a few seconds I saw it; there was about 20 ogres and 10 goblins charging towards an unsuspecting village to my East.

I wanted to baddass and save them all with ease, but I’m not stupid, I landed on a tree near the army of foul-stenching, mouth-breathing beasts. The village was surrounded by a small fence and there was a long grass clearing leading up to the village’s front gate with forest on either side.

The ogres were standing tall probably at around 8’0 most of them were armed with 4’0 clubs however, others just had their bare hands but that was still enough to kill a man (or two). The ogres had dark yellow skin, a shell like thing covering their shoulders and the top of their back (that was bumpy) and a loincloth covering their waist.

On the other hand the goblins were 3’0-4’0 with pointy ears, green skin and a beer belly (fat but not very). The strongest ogre had a power level of [50] whereas the weakest had one of [35] (while the others were somewhere in the middle). In contrast the goblins power levels ranged from [12-17].

After assessing the situation I couldn’t wait to show off to the villagers however, as I was daydreaming I noticed in the corner of my eye a stray ogre with a power level of [47] charging towards a fleeing light brown haired, busty,young woman who had previously been out picking berries before she spotted the army bringing impending doom to her home.

Seeing this I thought ‘Yes! A damsel in distress situation!’ however I quickly flew over to my first prey. When I was in front of the ogre who dared to scare this beautiful masterpiece of a woman I opened my palm, aimed at the beasts head and shouted “Ki Blast.”

To this a ball of red Ki ( I had asked god to make my Ki red) shot out of my hand and the ogres head exploded, it’s headless body fell to the floor and bled out. Wary but grateful the woman (who had fallen over due to fear) asked “W-was that magic?” I replied with

“No, look all you need to know is I am strong and I’m going to beat the crap out of this mismatched, poor copy of an army, however I would like some compensation.” I said with my thumb under my chin and finger on it.

“Of course our village will over whatever we can.” She said while still a bit scared. In response to this I shook my head profusely and after a few seconds I lightly hit my cupped left hand with my right and said.

“Yosh! I got it if I manage to beat all of these single handedly you will be my wife?” I asked trying to but my most handsome face on. In response to this she blushed, smiled and cupped her cheek with her hand. ‘Perfect Reaction!’ I silently thought to myself.

However she said nothing so I decided to speak “What’s the matter you don’t like me? It’s ok if that’s the case because I’m not going to force you to do anything.” She looked up and replied with

“No it’s not that I’m just surprised that’s all.”

“Why? You’re extremely beautiful and I can’t think of anyone who wouldn’t want marry you.” She blushed yet again and I, once more silently celebrated at the sight of this reaction. Suddenly she jumped to her feet and with a determined look on her face and said “Ok I, Rose Allen hereby swear that if you single-handedly defeat this riff-raff then I will become your wife and love you forever!” Surprised by hearing but not letting it show I got down on one knee, took her hand in mine gently and said

“Rose, my love I will cherish and care for you forevermore.”

After saying this I got up and turned to face the monsters that had been running towards us in a blind rage ever since I had slain their kin. With my back turned to her I then said to Rose, “Though first I must dispose of these vile beasts who dare to defile my wife’s home.”

Then I motioned for Rose do return to the village and she did so. As I was running head on into the crowd of angry monsters I thought to myself ‘So cool, it’s like I took it directly from an anime.’

Snapping out of that thought and bringing myself back to reality. I flew up into the air (because I couldn’t take them all on at once) and watched as they desperately tried to grab me. Then I lowered myself above the strongest while frantically avoiding the others’ hands and kicked him in the face.

Then I landed in front of them and just as the group were about to run at me a loud, thunderous roar from the strongest stopped them. He then made his way through the crowd with a furious look on his face and wiping a little bit of blood from the corner of his mouth.

When he was in front of me I jumped so that my hands were equal to his face and screamed “Wolf Fang Fist!” After landing I inspected is face and to my surprise he had two black eyes forming and he was bleeding from his mouth and nose.

It did more damage than I thought (not bad Yamcha). This inspection took less than a second and after I was done I opened my palm and aimed it at his stomach.Then I yelled “Ki Blast!” Due to it being at point-blank range it went straight through his stomach to the point where his intestines were leaking out and his eyes turned lifeless as he collapsed with a thud.

By this time Rose had gathered the villagers (apart from the children) to witness my awesomeness and they were all standing there in awe of my easy win. As much as I would’ve liked to gloat, I instead decided to carry on fighting. So I turned my attention back to the group of monsters and I ran straight up to a goblin and punched him so hard he died instantly with a fist imprint on his face. As the ogres were still standing back in shock the other 9 goblins rn to me in a latch ditch effort and a blind rage. I ducked all their attacks and some of them knocked each other out.

Now there were three left two of them were at my sides and so I yelled “Ki Blast!”x2 To this both goblins died. The other one was behind me so immediately turned around and shouted “Wolf Fang Fist!” Which was also an insta-kill. Next where the ogres but even if I had defeated two of them there were still 28 left. So once again I flew up into the air and I yelled again, but I yelled something different this time.

“Kaioken Times One!” My body was now covered was now in a spiky red aura from head to toe. My body felt lighter and I felt a surge of power. My power level was probably somewhere around [150]. I began one-shotting the ogres ruthlessly. There was now 10 left and I was on the ground quite tired, two of them ran at me and I managed to dispose of them with normal martial arts. However there was still 8 left and I was panting. T

he ogres saw this and all of charged at me. While it was a commendable strategy ,especially for a bunch of stupid ogres, it wasn’t enough to take me out. I kicked one in the face and knocked it out instantly. However there were still seven left. So I flew up. I then flew into the forest to make them chase me, which they did.

I made one of them chase me and knock itself out with a boulder. Another one was killed by me luring them into a pack of vicious wolf-type monsters. While doing this got two of them of my back the others just got angrier. So I decided to face the 5 that were left one of them was killed by a Ki Blast to the face, another two by a Wolf Fang Fist to the face each.

After this the other two charged at, me club in hand, blindly and filled with rage. In response to this I jumped to the side, tripped one and stole his club then I bashed his head in. The other one went for a downwards vertical strike but this left his stomach open and swung like a baseball player and as hard as I could and he coughed up blood then to make sure he was dead I swung at his head as he was knocked out on the floor.

Then I began to make my way back to the village to meet Rose and brag about my success but just as I was doing so I collapsed from exhaustion..