《NEET No More》Chapter 6: No More Mr.NEET Guy
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Author's Note
Well i wanted to make the little sister sue into a yandere but i couldn't find any real motivation for her love.So i thought i'd make into a reincarnated stalker and have edin look similar to the person she was previously obsessed with But the thought of that was just creepy so i just turned sue into a Brocon
I dont know any actual japanese so please forgive my ignorance.
As always reviews,ratings,Recommendations,Corrections,Questions and comments are greatly appreciated
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Chapter 6: No More Mr.NEET Guy
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I was now six and I've done nothing productive at all.
Early on I showed my parents that I could read, write and do math at their levels if not higher.
It seems English is the most common language. I wonder if our worlds were once connected.
Thus I was exempted from having to attend the village school.
Eventually I ended up hanging out by myself.
After school Lilith and Allison had their maid duties. Divya was also busy as she would help her aunt with the house chores. Even my arch-nemesis Lucy was busy learning business from her father. Her father was in the process of setting up a small shop in the village.
The only person that could play with me after school was the four year old sue.
But still I grew so bored that I actually wanted to do something other than laze around
Then one day the village gained a new member.
He was a man from Yamato although he appeared more like a drunk as all he did was laze around drinking.
I decided to meet this man and I brought sue along with me.
We searched for the new member of our village and found him lying down on a rock near the river.
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“Hello I’m Edin and my papa is the owner of the plantation”
“And this is my sister sue,”
"Amano Shunji,”
“But you can call me Shunji”
“She doesn't look like you; she looks like she’s from Yamato”
“Yeah she’s adopted but I still regard her as my sister,”
“Is that so?”
There was an awkward silence
“We’ll be leaving now goodbye”
But I decided to visit him again the next day while sue was in school.
I don’t know why but maybe I just wanted to know another lazy man other than myself.
“So um what do you do all day Mr.Shuji,”
“Yeah,”
“What do you do all day?”
“Nothing although I’m running out of money for alcohol what about you kid,”
“I uh,”
“Let me guess you do absolutely nothing but laze around the house”
“guh,”
Sadly he’s right.
“Kid at this rate you’ll end up a good for nothing that does nothing productive”
“Isn't that the kettle calling the pot black?”
“Kid I’m over 40 years old, this is my retirement”
Even in this life nothing’s changed.
“So what are you gonna do with your life kid,”
Everybody I know already has a life plan.
My eldest brother Thomas wants to be the next head of the house
My second eldest brother Herbert plans on being a hero
Lilith and Allison are probably going to be maids
Divya knows what she wants
Even the she-devil Lucy will probably inherit her father business
And my little sister sue will probably end up as a bride
And I’ll still be a NEET
“What did you do with your life Mr.Shuji?”
“Well I was born and trained a Shinobi you know”
“That’s cool”
“Not really I had to do things I didn't want to do”
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“Eventually I escaped the shinobi life thanks to a friend of mine”
“Afterwards I spent my days in an entertainment troupe.”
“So cool you were a ninja,”
“Shinobi,”
“What?”
“It’s shinobi not ninja”
“ninja sounds cooler”
“um no its shinobi and shinobi definitely sounds cooler”
“meh same difference”
“I know old man are you looking for a job right”
“I guess,”
“Then be my teacher,”
“You wanna be a ninja kid”
“Thought you said it was shinobi”
“Whatever, ninja training isn't easy,”
“I have nothing better to do”
“I’ll talk to my dad about hiring you”
So I talked to my dad about it. He agreed on the condition that sue be taught as well”
So then I began my ninja training while my little sister learned Japanese from Mr.Shuji
“Sue and Edin from now on you will refer to me as sensei”
“Yes sensei”
“Hai Sensei!”
“sue your still a child so for now learn your native tongue,”
“Edin this will be your bokken “said Mr.shuji as he handed me two wooden training swords
One was the size of a katana while the other was about half the size of a katana
“I’ll be teaching you my own way of combat”
“But for now we’ll concentrate on your basic stance”
A week later
On one of my free days while I was playing with my bokken near the river
A short and stocky man stepped out of the jungle
He looked lost and I ran up to him
“Are you alright mister”
“Buh beu BEAUTIFUL BRIGHT GRAY EYES!”Screamed the man
No way is this guy a pedophile
“Little boy let me have a sample of your blood”
Wah it’s even worse he’s a human trafficker
“Look here I’ve got some candy for you”
“STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!”
“SENSEI!!!”
Eventually with the help of my sensei I was able to calm down and we managed to talk to this strange man
“I'm actually a wizard looking for a place to build my research tower and I was delirious sorry for scaring you boy”
“It’s ok”
“That’s why I'm actually looking for a job”
“There really isn't a need for a wizard in this village,” says my dad while walking up to us
“Well maybe I can tutor your children in magic,”
“Ah well the only kid capable of any real magic already left to study at an academy”
“So I have no need for my son and daughter to have a tutor in magic”
“That’s not true, One of my colleagues theorizes that if a young child were to train in magic they would be capable of performing advanced magic on par with the best of mages”
“Dad if I could use magic it’d be really cool.”
“Mmm fine then you’re hired”
That’s how I met my second teacher
The wizard Glengain
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