i only have two rules

¹: I'm never wrong

²: if I'm wrong go back to the first rule

-L ryuzaki

When I regained conscious all I could was darkness and warmth ' so this is a stomach ' I thought to myself. Since I didn't hear any dings or something I guess I'll get that when I am born

honestly i have nothing to do so I'll just sleep

And that's how my months went down sleeping most of the time, being bored, trying to open my eyes because I realized that they are probably closed and praying to the old man I met that I'm born a couple of months earlier then I'm supposed to

While I was busy praying this fine night, because to me it's always night, I felt a nudging feeling pulling away when I looked I saw light, light wait doesn't this mean that I'm going to be born oh thank God finally

I kept getting closer and closer to that light. When I finally got there, i suddenly felt something on my skin ... must be su... actually it kind of heart's and then I started weaping my heart out

Integrating system with host

20%......40%....50%.........70%.......90%......95%...99%.

' yay! two gifts in one day! '

After hearing such I stopped crying

system done

[Status]

[Skills]

[Invetory]

I already know that I only have two skills and there's no way there's anything in innventory which leaves me with only status

' Status '

name: Kai uchiha

Job: the gamer

Level: 0

Next level: o.o%

Title: none

Str: 0.1

Vit: 0.1

Agi: 0.1

Int: 5.8

Wis: 2.3

Luck: 7

Elemental affinity(s)???

Point: 0

money: 0

What's with int wis and luck .The rest seems pretty even as a baby, yet again I don't know the stats of a baby in crazy world. Since I'm in naruto doesn't that mean they speak Japanes.....

" 咯哦快 他和呀熱跳舞i女士 "

Well fuck

Now I have to go through the trouble of learning the language, I really don't understand how in some reincarnation fan fiction they claim that they learned some of Japanese through anime, how does that happen just how. Do you want to know what I think? Bullshit

Its been a few months and I learned a few things, one, I was an Uchiha I have no idea how I missed that in stats I just did, not that I don't like the surname Uchiha or anything

Two: I am the younger twin brother of sasuke Uchiha don't think I remember who he is though

Three: I have an older brother named itachi, I'm not sure but I think that I am picking up the language pretty quickly considering the sparse amount of talking there is in the house and vast amount off crying

Four: the Uchiha clan must be quite renounced at least my parent's because when I first opened my eyes I saw a lot of people wearing all different Kind of clothes some were fat some really thin and others seemed like there'd rather be sleeping

And last: I'm in a scary place when two months or something had gone by I felt pressure, not any pressure no no it was one of person or thing that would squish everything in it's path and turn fire into rubble

[detect killing intent (passive) lv:1] When someone intends to inflict pain or ' kill ' they're enemies you shall feel it. Range: 2 meters

what???

[detect killing intent has gained 1 level]

[detect killing intent has gained 1 level]

[Detect killing intent has gained 1 level]

[Detect killing intent has gained 1 level]

[Detect killing intent has gained 1 level]

[Detect killing intent has gained 1 level]

[Detect killing intent has gained 1 level]

[Detect killing intent has gained 1 level]

[Detect killing intent (passive) lv: 9] When someone intends to inflict pain or ' kill ' someone you shall feel it. Range: 18 meters

then I felt like crying of which I did, then I felt that I was being carried when I looked up I saw iItachi carrying me and Sasuke

to which I continued to cry