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Oh, it looks like I overdo my grand entrance, some are getting pissed in their pants, wait that’s not pants, they are leather or leafy clothes like skirts. Oh, so they have no panties? No, no, no this is wrong, let’s respect them, they are women, avoid the path of perverseness.

I am not pissed by this crazy head priestess actions, I just don’t want to incur True God’s wrath if possible. Well to be honest, I don’t know if she is telling the truth or not but she has [Oracle: Expert level] skill, so she might be telling the truth. My [Highlight] skill highlights all Queen’s army including the dead bodies and the crazy head priestess as color yellow, meaning they are somewhat interesting or something interesting will happen. Man, I don’t know if it’s good or a bad interest.

Oh due to the battle earlier I remember that this world has Class system, it is like a job or occupation found in most MMORPG or games. Class can be gained or given by a Class Instructor, of course the instructor can be anyone as long as they have a Class but they need to reconsider their class growth. Class growth is affected by Class instructor’s level meaning his capability is reconsidered, for example if one needs to get a Class Swordsman, they need to find a high level swordsman with sword mastery of at least Intermediate level.

Unfortunately, this world has poor education system which makes all warriors having mastery level of Beginner or Intermediate, only few people get to Expert level. As for Master level, aside from me and some dragons, only few have reached the peak of that level. Because of these, people have a hard time in levelling their mastery level, it doesn’t mean that their hard work are wasted it just that they have no proper training or knowledge which was hard to find or gain in this era, Medieval Age. Okay back to the crazy priestess.

Joel: “So how did you find me or what you know about me? ”

The head priestess closes her eyes, I think she was thinking or she is sleeping?

‘’a man”, “a noble”, “the great ruler?”, “A god?!!, Oh my gawd!!” [Background noise]

The rest of the Queens army is making a ruckus of my sudden appearance but let’s forget about them. I want to know how this crazy head priestess finds me or knows about me. I am sure that my skill [Blend Presence] is the most perfect hiding and blending stealth skill.

---STARE--- (sniff sniff sniff)

And this annoying queen, she stares at me suspiciously and cautiously at first, can you stop that? I will melt you know, it hurts to be stared without blinking your eyes you know; I feel that her eyes will fire a laser beam towards me. Then she starts walking closely to me and sniffs me here and there, hey are you a dog?

Ah, I forget that these are natives or they didn’t reach the culture of medieval age yet, they are close to stone age? Is that why they wear almost no clothes or leather armors?

Head Priestess: “Ah! About that, its Oracle”

Hey, are you forgetting something or not paying attention, don’t just close your eyes while standing. She responds to my question after 79 seconds, she’s too slow to answer.

Even I have [World Knowledge] it only limits to last year’s things and events and somewhat no connection or information regarding oracles or prophecies which may be outside of this world’s realm, maybe in god’s realm. But priest, priestess or any class related to church or God can receive oracles. Like always, oracles are vague and the receivers have a hard time decoding it.

Joel: “Can you please elaborate about ‘Oracle’?”

Head Priestess: “Fumu, since you are eager to learn then I shall tell you a tale”

Joel: “Please not a tale; just answer my question, no more running in circles”

Head Priestess: “Tch, okay I’ll tell you. You are like others who don’t want to listen to my famous TALE!!”

Joel: ”and I am not like others who don’t have any common sense and stop fooling around”

Head Priestess: “Mwuu~ You’re hard to fool. Then… ”

Sigh, this crazy priestess is just fooling around and please stop acting cute. I think she wants to be spoiled? Or she was being spoiled by the Queendom? Either way let’s listen to this Oracle. I want to know about this Oracle.

“The oracles states that

‘A man of no class will deliver both destruction and at the same time prosperity.

People will be bathe in the sea of fire, sounds and raining of metals .

Nations will either rise or fall

Almost everything will change‘

”

Joel: “That sounds too vague. Any additional hints? Or it’s just your own oracle?”

Head Priestess: “Not just me but other church heads or priestess in other nations have receive the same oracle”

Joel: “I see and where the heck am I related to that?”

Head Priestess: “Ah! There’s a second oracle, actually we received two consecutive oracles, but second oracle is different from every nation or churches. The second oracle that I receive states that

‘In great desperation, a miracle occurs

Thank him and wave both your hands

Try to piss him or use the true God’s Wrath

He will appear before you then

The dead will return ’

”

“What the hell is that? Is that the reason why you do your ‘crazy stunt’ before?”

“Mwuu~ it’s not crazy stunt it’s a sacred..SACRED RITUAL! I practice that dance for 5 months you know”

“Okay sorry its sacred ritual and then?”

“Can’t you see you are the one describe in the 2nd oracle. You make that man ‘Pakkito’ lie to his comrades and make our enemies retreat right? It’s like a miracle in great desperation. And you appear before me, us, after I use my sacred ritual right?..Ne ne ne tell me how did you make that man lie? Ne ne”

What are those sparkling eyes, my back felt some kind of chill. She changed from crazy girl to a viscous wolf. Scary. Let’s detour the subject.

“And what If, I know that 2nd oracle and pretend to appear before you? Do you not find me suspicious?”

“Nope, because I am the only one knows about the 2nd oracle, so it’s safe to trust you”

Man, I cannot believe that I am that man in 2nd oracle, and she said that she’s the only one who knows about 2nd oracle so it’s okay to trust me? She also tells me that 2nd oracle varies in different countries, what the hell is that? I hope I don’t become ‘a man bringing destruction to that country’ oracle. It will become problematic. And what if there’s an oracle that makes me a ‘harem candidate’ oracle?, Nah, let’s forget about that, I don’t want to be dragon neck gripped again.

And I admit, that I make that man, “Pakkito” lie, well it’s not mind magic, I just use the most effective way to control a person’s mind and that is my [Neuro-Control] skill. I also feed him some false information about God’s Curse and ‘fight fair and square’ rules so that he will not appear to be lying. To be honest, there are no such things as fair and square in territorial battle. I didn’t regret to use him as he was a murderer and rapist and almost all of the Batia soldiers commit grave crimes so it’s okay to do some white lies. White lies are good you know.

I didn’t kill them because I wanted to watch the battle in the sidelines, not playing a hero who will rescue at their side.

Before I forgot, I was surrounded by girls sniffing on me. Oy, please act like formal girls or maidens, your pretty faces are wasted. The leader of this sniffing operation is none other than the Queen, she sniffs while turning around me. Even they are natives, they are still sexy and pretty, are inhabitants in this world born to be beautiful regardless of cultural level or race?

“He smells good”, “Yeah right, he is the only man who doesn’t stink”, “good smell”, “Nice smell~”

“Girls please stop that is unladylike”

“What’s your name, Mr. SmellGoodman?”

Am I really popular here or just because they meet a man who doesn’t stink. Well if you take a bath every day, body odor goes away. I forgot that this world doesn’t reach in developing proper hygiene. Soaps and shampoos in this era must be scarce or hard to procure and I forget that these women stink of sweats from battle, so I understand them that men, who produces more body odor stinks. Oh I forgot something.

Joel: “What about the last line, about ’the dead will return’?”

Head priestess: “I don’t know, maybe about reviving? I can perform revival magic but once every 5 years and it limits to 1 person only”

So it’s like that, the priestess said while having sad face, the Queen’s army also shows sad faces, after the battle before, all of their known comrades died in action. So they can do revival magic but it only limits to 5 years, seriously, and only one person. Revival magic is common here but not all people can benefit from it because of its limits, like me, my [Resurrection] limit is that as long as the dead doesn’t surpass in 40 days, I can revive him or her with no number or person limit. But their biggest issue is they have 900 plus army and 10 000 noncombatants, what if the Batia Empire attacks again, they are doomed for sure. Let’s see, I think I have an idea.

Head Priestess: “Your thinking something but I don’t know if it’s good or bad. You’re thinking of reviving them right?

Joel: “What? Are you my mother?”

How can she easily read me? She’s like my mother who can guess what I am thinking but my mother is not crazy like her. So she’s not my mother. Mother please forgive me if I refer or remember you in the face of this crazy bastard.

Head Priestess: “AM I THAT OLD? I AM STILL VIRGIN YOU KNOW!!”

Joel: “Sorry sorry, I think I can revive them”

And please don’t elaborate that you are young and fresh, I mean virgin.

Queen: “If your words are true, then I am willing to do anything that you like even I will become your wife”

KYAA!!!! [Queen’s army]

Wait, wait, wait. What’s this kind of flag that I raise, I didn’t say anything else. If I am a horny dog, I will not hesitate to say “Deal and be my wife!!”. This Queen is a beautiful black-haired slender girl, wrapped in some kind of leather and leaf clothes, even her chest is not as big as my Ragoniad, still its soft and there’s bounciness in them. Before I knew it, I was mesmerized for a second there, I didn’t pay attention to her as I was excited to hear about ‘oracle’. But the second I look at her, every man in the world will be starstruck by her beauty and slender body and legs or I call it she’s sexy. Okay, Let’s clear our mind, goals first, girls second.

Joel: *Cough* “I am sorry, your Highness, I have a woman who occupies my heart so I gratefully decline your offer to be my wife”

Queen’s army: “WHHHAAATT?? You married?”

Joel: “Not yet but soon”

Queen: “You..you rejected me? My first confession?, Am I really weak, Am I not beautiful?” while tears formed in the Queen’s eye.

Hey hey hey, Queen Eva, are you not listening to me. Are you deaf? Are you blind? And in the first place, that’s not how you convey your feelings you know. And what you say before is not a confession, it’s a damn obligation, just like rulers returning favor when they owe to someone else. And don’t you a bit fast there? We are just met and I didn’t revive you army yet, my Queen.

Maybe this is how they do Stone Age style dating or courting? Not by beauty but by strength? I didn’t show them my strength yet. But why did she say that she is not beautiful? Weird. Sigh, enough about this, I need to find a good answer, an answer that has win-win result. Let’s straighten things up.

Joel: “Your highness, you are beautiful and strong but I think you misunderstand something. I only wanted your cooperation with my plans, don’t worry, my plans don’t bring harm or shame to your people. Its like partnership or friends where we help each other ”

Queen: “Partner-ship?”

Head Priestess: “Oh hoh, you don’t want to become her husband but as her life partner right? That’s the same you know”

Damn, this crazy priestess, adding more confusion to our conversation.

“Sigh, please don’t confuse your highness, I just need her cooperation like friends”

“I understand. Let’s make a blood contract.”

“Okay as promise,[ Resurrect]”

A flash of white light envelops the dead Queen’s army. After two second, the dead bodies turn back to their live form, the wounds and pain are now gone, one by one the dead arise like they come from long eternal sleep. Their pale, bloody, wounded or sliced body returns to their own original form, into more lively and complete form. The surviving army is shock and tears formed in their eyes and suddenly rush to their best friends or closest comrades that are newly revive. Shouts of joy and some are in doubt, either they are alive or in another world, they ask questions and questions. And let’s leave that answers to the surviving army who hugs them tightly like no tomorrow.

Head Priestess: “What the? No chant or holding a wand or magic tool, just like that? Are you really a human, Am in not mistaken you as a human ? Are you perhaps a God?”

Joel: “If yes, are you gonna stop fooling around?”

Head Priestess: “Mhmm, not a chance even this world will be destroyed!!”

Hahahaha, its fun to fool around with this crazy priestess. Man, this scene is so heartwarming. I hope that they will not afraid to die just because I can revive them. I hope they will not abuse my goodness. Or else, they will suffer like Brovo, but chances are low since they are good people. I don’t see any crime committed on these people.

“Thank you *sob* so much *sob*”

The Queen kneels before me while wiping her tears, this queen was too honest in her feelings. This is the tears of joy, not tears of sadness from before. I’m glad for her. Is her confession of hers before true? No, let’s not think about that. Hope she finds her one true love. And why are these people kneeling in front of me? Maybe they express their gratitude? Okay let’s asks crazy-san.

Joel: “What are they doing and why are you also kneeling?”

Head Priestess: “Please forgive my rude behavior before, I didn’t expect that a God will descend from heavens and appear in front of us”

“Are you referring to me?” while pointing myself

They all nod and fell on silent, only the sobbing Queen making the background noise and the crickets of course. Crap, all I can say is its ‘Crap’, let’s clear this another misunderstanding, they view me as a God which was a very huge problem. If I become and praise me as their God, they will always ask me for miracles or gifts.

To normal and dumb people, this is a great experience or once on a lifetime opportunity, they can do whatever they like, the people will not question you, and you can make a harem, mostly our, Earthlings, first ideas that comes into mind. But let’s not forget to view things, the good and the bad side, the two impacts, the positive and negative sides. I already state most of the positive side, the negative side is once they know that I am just a mortal, they will hunt and haunt me even in death. And the most devastating of all is ‘request’.

Lot of requests, once you become a god, day and night, you have no rest as people wants you to grant their request or wishes. What if people wish that they will become like you, a god, which was impossible you know. Others may have ridiculous requests like return them in their youthful life, others may requests that change their genitals, from P to V or from V to P, or have both P and V, which was I want to avoid you know. Ehhh, double gender produces double danger.

Let’s clear up this misunderstanding and for me, this only gives more trouble and headache.

“Alright people of Mulier, I am not a God so please rise or else-”

[thunder and lightning effects]

“you will face the God’s Wrath, remember I am not a God”

Of course, I do the lightning and thunder effects to make it more realistic and to easily clear up this misunderstanding. These natives really easily swayed if someone does some great things. All of them quickly stands up even the crazy head priestess hurriedly stand up wearing an expressionless face. A man who was newly revived raise his hand and ask me a very basic question.

“Then who or what are you?”

“Good, that’s what I like it, you must think before you act. Okay then my name is Joe and for what I am-”

All of them sincerely listens to me, they likely mentally note my name, “Joe”, they got closer as to know what I am. Hahaha, they are like kids curious on what’s next.

“I am just a lone wanderer”

“wanderer?”, “oh a lone wanderer?”,

“wanderer has a nice ring”, “fool it’s the same as nomad you know”,

“but calling yourself ‘lone wanderer it sound a lot more cooler’”

Oy, I hear that ‘more cooler’, does this people don’t know proper sentence or grammar? It should be ‘cooler’ only, you only use ‘more’ or ‘most’ if a word has more than two syllables.

Author note: [Syllables are sequence of speech sound; eg. Water has 2 syllables while understand has 3 syllables.

“So shall we do the Blood contract, your highness?”

Then we start our blood contract, a blood contract is done by drinking the blood of another party as a sign of friendship or agreement or a bond. Well it depends on the occasion or purpose, there are different ways to execute or do this like a ritual or ceremony. Mostly, this ceremony is done by natives.

The Queen slashes her wrist and I kneel down and directly drink the blood flowing in her wrist. Man she has smooth skin even she was born as a tough warrior, sexy but tough. I drink only small amount of her blood because its taste like rust you know, blood taste like rust. After that, is her turn to drink my blood, I slash my wrist like she do before. If this is my first time slashing, I will get nervous but because I survived for one year in the wild full of hardships, this thing is nothing.

She kneels down then starts drinking my blood. I scan around and saw something strange, the eyes of the crowd are a little big or is it its already big? Some cover their mouths while others are smiling and somewhat they celebrate something. What the hell is happening? And why this Queen takes more time than I in drinking blood.

When I look down to see my wrist, she is licking my blood like a dog. Oh, what the hell is this? I am so shocked too. She is licking my wrist with red face and a burning gaze like she is in hot. Hey are you alright? She then stands and suddenly hugs me with happy red face. Don’ tell me this is.

Crazy Head Priestess: “Congratulations!! That’s our Queen doesn't know to give up”

[KYAAAA!!!]

“So bold”, “Congratulations”, “Please take care of our Queen”

Title earned:

Life Partner of Queen Eva of Mulier Queendom

“OH NO!!!!”

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