Carrying Micky like a sack of taso, Micky was being hauled away by the [Furry Furie]. She was only trying to protect Micky… So that could finish the [Bond]ing ritual…

Micky wasn’t sure how he should feel about this. What he didn’t like was the archer type prick was pointing his bow at him again. And the teacher pushed the bow away again. Micky yelled “Don’t shoot, she is only trying to protect me!” and for good measure added “We’re [Bonded] already!” When the first didn’t look like it was going to work.

The instructor curse and ordered the students to surround the monster until the tamer could calm it down. But the archer said, “I’m a [Show Marksman] I can use my [Trickshot] to wound the beast and slow it down. I’m more than accurate enough to hit it.”

The instructor thought about it but gave the go ahead. While hurting the animal might make calming it down that much harder and subsequently cause it to panic and harm the tamer, corralling it was the more important at the moment. “Just be careful, if he gets hurt on my watch it goes into my own review.” The instructor added.

The archer did not wast any time aimed and fired a shot. Micky seeing this quickly warned the furie over their fledgling bond. The furie dodged to the side just in time for the arrow to pass right through where it’s leg would have been. Of course, Micky was currently being carried like a sack of taso, so his head was also where the arrow would have passed. The archer clicked his tongue like he was disappointed.

“What the fuck is wrong with you?” Screamed back Micky. The instructor gave a reprimanding look back at the archer, only to see the archer line up another shot. With a quick swipe of his hand the instructor grabbed the arrow off of the bow as the archer released it, the bow only releasing a twang.

The instructor glared down at the archer and confiscated the bow. “You can have this back in combat, no don’t sass me, real combat and after the expedition.” Said the instructor, as he had cold sweat pouring down his back so close. Of course, the archer was also thinking ‘so close’.

“Would you stop screwing around and help me? Or not help! Not helping would also be helpful…” Micky said. Then he thought about what the bond was telling him the furie wanted to do to him when they escaped and decided that yes he did need the help. “On second thought, yes help me, just not with weapons!”

The class slowly chased down and surrounded the furie drawing a large encirclment around it this time. The archer only had his knife out. He picked it up getting ready to use an overhand throw only to see the instructor glaring at him. The archer put back his knife and decided that instead he would have it at the beast to antagonize it. Can’t blame him if it attacks him now can they?

The furie was too preoccupied with the encirclement to worry about him however. Micky just sent calming charm over the link like he had been doing for the trip over. The beast was panicking and about to bolt but Micky was eventually able to get it’s focus. He sent calm over the link and it slowly calmed down. Unfortunately this ment it was mating season and this was not what Micky wanted right now… or ever.

So Micky sent over a picture of Prin to intimidate her. He sent over that Prin would be made if she mated with Micky. At first the furie looked confused, then it seemed to figure something out, then it sent over that the furie will find Micky’s mate and become the alpha female, then it would mate with Micky.

Micky realized that meant he had accidentally issued a challenge on behalf of Prin. But he shrugged his shoulders and figured that it was the duty of knights to protect their charges chastity right? Why did this feel backward? It doesn’t matter, Prin had to win back his honor and that was all there was to it.

The archer was still over in the circle hooting and hollering but Micky ignored him. “It’s ok, we’ve come to an agreement. She should be fine now, but careful getting close she is skittish.” The instructor took that rightly as keep the crazy archer away. Micky unknowingly agreed.

Micky was on the outside of the group this time. He came to an agreement with his party on a redistribution of spoils. Micky would forgo all the crap the goblins had no doubt piled or the loot from the next few monsters unless the equal or exceed the beast he [Tamed]. Of course Micky did not come to this agreement with the rest of the raid because, fuck em’. He was in charge of his group and had to appease them, he did not need to care about the rest and if anything, had to make sure his own group had the most benefits.

As it turned out the furie was the only good haul on the way so Micky had to forgo the crap the goblins no doubt hoarded at this encampment to the rest of his group.

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The Goblins would win! The goblins would conquer all this day. The goblin chief looked at his latest conquest, a female…. The only conquest, and all conquests are female. Only a strange goblin would take a male as a conquest. The goblin chief had seen a few of those. He usually had them for breakfast. The goblin chief did not like strange goblins. They were always so dumb!

The goblin chief was having a great day. In a day’s time they would go on a conquest to conquest the neighboring tribe, those shitheads. They were weak and his goblins were strong! It was the only way! And the only way was for him to become war leader and take the ooman city and then the world! That would only take a week, and then he would spend his time with all the women of the world! That would be like, the goblin chief just had to count his fingers and toes, he was a smart goblin, that would be sixteen women! What a powerful harem! He would rule the world!

Then fire rained down from the sky. It was such a wonderful day too… He thought of his awaiting woman, a piglet that he had captured from a farm. He would fight valiantly for her!

The shaman put up a barrier from the sky fire, around himself. The rest of the goblins danced as arrows picked them off. But the arrows gave away their position away! Those dumb oomans!

The goblin chief gave a valiant speech “EEeeeeeEeeEEEeeeEEEeEeEEEeEeEeE!” Which elegantly translates to “Pointy things that way!”. The goblin chief is so glorious and handsome. He must finish this battle quickly, for when he returns he will tell his woman that he wishes to marry her. Of course, he will also take her sisters into his harem and the sixteen other women of the world but if he tells her that she will get mad. She already told him that they couldn’t make gob babies until they get married… By smacking into his grown and almost escaping the tribe. But luckily his fellow goblins grabbed her and detained her over an open fire while he recovered form her pure love.

The goblins of his tribe used their tribes ancient and battle tested battleformation to outsmart the oomans. They charged at them wildly with overwhelming numbers. Well it was a small tribe but when he rules the world his tribe will be overwhelming! It will be so overwhelming all the ladies will ogle his tribe and be like “Omigosh, his tribe is like, sooo totally overwhelming! Like yeah, tots overwhelming.”

The goblin tribe made a valiant effort, by dying as fast as possible. They bought time for the goblin chief to overwhelm the oomans like he was soo going to do to the ladies, tots amazing. The tribes battle plans were working perfectly, run as fast as possible in all directions, it was the perfect battle plan to win the day!

The goblin chief looked over at the goblin shaman to rally into battle… Where’d he go? The goblin chief felt himself be pierced from behind by a sword. The goblin chief looked towards his hut and screamed out “Nooo, tell my fiance I love her!”

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The fighter of Micky’s group pulled the sword out of the chief. “eeeEEEeee, EE, EEEE, EeeeEE, E!” Screamed the goblin. The fighter looked over at Micky and asked “What’d he say?”

Micky shrugged his shoulders and said “No idea, but that was the most pure look of hatred I’ve seen on a goblin. Must have really hated whatever he was cursing at.”

One of Micky’s party members walked out of the goblins hut holding a piglet by the leg. “Hay guys look at what I found, dinner! Weird that the goblins didn’t already try to eat it though.”