Boring…

This world is too boring.

I’ll die faster with this bored life. There’s nothing new in my life. Girlfriend? I didn’t have one these past 10 years after that incident that changed my life.

Jokes aside, I don’t have a girlfriend. However, I have a lot of waifus. And because of boredom, I don’t have a lot of things to do. A job? I'm tired of it you know so don’t ask me about that. I even shut it down my restaurant last week.

Since I have nothing better to do, let’s watch some news. Ha, the news has nothing other than showing corrupt officials getting arrested, execution of a drug dealer, and destruction of the ship that steals my country’s fish. Even after 200 years doing that act, there still someone that have the gut to stealing the fish from my country.

Ooh, the latest report is about a King visiting a certain country that the hottest topic among netizens right now. Other than that, I only can find more of those boring news.

Ah, this is too boring, I want to go on an adventure. Monster exterminations, making a harem full of little girls like of certain MC of a web novel I’m still waiting for updates. That MC is the strongest {1}.

I know this is a shame but I’ll said this once.

I’m a lolicon and I’m proud of it,,

Ugh why am I hearing a police sirene? It must be my imagination.

But looking at the world’s current condition that’s full of chaos, I really don’t want to be I Wanna go to the otherworld. But that doesn’t mean I want to die for no reason, I still want to live.

Maybe I’ll just play a gacha? Like that MC? Making a harem of beautiful girls… Hehe, I’m still curious how can he make a sword give birth to children, that author sure is something else {2}. But there’s nothing similar thing like that.

I want to go to the otherworld. But there’s no way that can happen.

Hahaha.

With my physical condition like this, there’s no way that someone with a disability {3} can go out with no form of help.

** * **

[I can fulfil your wish]

What’s that? There’s a voice resounding inside my head, Am I dreaming?

[No, you are not dreaming. You can hear my voice.]

Are you talking straight to my head?

[Yes, that is correct. Do you want to go to another world?]

Yeah, I want to. But I can’t just trust you right off the bat. There’s no way it can be that simple.

[A cautious one, eh? If I show you my appearance, will you believe me?]

There’s no way I’ll believe an unknown voice inside my head, are you tempting me? You’re the Devil, right?

[How rude. I am a Goddess, you know.]

A Goddess, eh?

[You’re still full of doubt. I will show myself before you]

*SHIIIIIN*

After the light dissipated person’s silhouette can be seen ......

[Hello. I am Lilith. A goddess from another world]

She calmly introduces herself while wearing erotic clothes. There only one word for that.

[A pervert]

[What a vulgar mouth, my clothes are the newest trend in the God Realm]

[So the God Realm has nothing but perverts]

[I can’t deny that]

Ugh why am I hearing someone laugh? I must imagine things right now.

[Ehm, my name is Lilith. I am here to fulfill your wish in the depths of your heart]

[I know. You already introduced yourself once. And what do you mean by fulfilling my wish?]

[I am here to help you make a harem full of lolis]

Her word made my mind blank for a moment as I try to pursue the matter.

[Really?]

[Yes, but in exchange you must give me something in return]

[There’s no free meal, So what do you want me to do?]

Loli harem loli harem loli harem

Right now my mind is only full of those two words.

[Make love with me]

EH?! What did she say?! Make love? I’m stunned after hearing what she said. Making love she said, it can’t be, it can only mean.....

[You mean ***?]

[Yes. Your thing can still be used, right? Even if you already lost your leg]

She said while blushing.

Too cute, I’m not a man if I won’t respond to her.

[Yeah, it still can, but without leg what can I do?]

I asked. With this, the trap has been set.

[I will be the one to move, that is the only way]

Ooh, the trap worked fast. But first, let’s ask her about my special privilege.

[If I’m in another world, Will I have something like a cheat ability?]

[You can’t cheat but I can give you some ability that will help you]

[Can I choose my ability myself?]

[Actually you can’t but I will do something about that if you can satisfy me]

While saying that, Lilith undressed and walked toward my bed. Every time she took a step, those two mountains is jiggled up and down.

[What a nice view. And your breasts are big]

At the same time she hears, her smile widened. It looks like she is thrilled and after that she sat beside me.

[Why are you looking at my breasts? You can touch them you know]

[So-sorry, this is my first time you know?]

[Don’t worry. I’ll guide you. Now massage my breast]

And then she guided my hand to her breast and then I moved my hand and massage it. So soft, it’s even softer than her...

[Muh, don't think of other girls at the same time you do it with me. Come, massage them harder]

[Like this?]

[Yeah, aaaahh]

At the time I’m still massaging her breast, she used her hand to pleasure herself and the other hand to stroke my thing.

[Hey, you can’t satisfy me with something like this you know?]

[Then how about this?]

As I caress and kiss her, more obscene voices resounded throughout the whole room. I first started with a light kiss. Repeating small pecks on the lips, we did it many times before advancing a step higher. Entwining my tongue with hers, we kissed while letting our tongues crawl and caress each other. We separated our mouths sticky with saliva.

[I can’t hold it anymore]

As I said those words, we intertwined ourselves. And because my amputated leg only reaches up to my knee, I can’t move my position on the bed. With that, lewd and obscene sounds echoed out in my room till midnight

Footnotes :

{1} Death March Reference

{2} KujibikiTokoshouReference

{3} Someone that has lost one or more of his limbs