《TUW》Xenon And The Kitty Litter (Chapter 20.5)
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Somewhere in the unknown, sat a green haired man in a room.
For an entire year, Xenon seemed to be working something, teleporting out of home for almost the entire day, only returning home to rest for hours a day.
Sighing, he wondered if should put a stop to her act. It wasn't hard for him to figure out that she was heading out to artificially develop a budding world, being the only thing that would take so time. The act wasn't unheard of and no one was there to stop the divinities, but it was considered an unethical act by many gods and goddesses.
"BANG!"
The very space torn apart before his eyes, interrupting his thoughts. Xenon jumped out of the portal with a wide smile, seemingly in a good mode today.
"Back early today?"
He wrinkled his eyebrows, showing a irritated expression. In actuality, he was happy to see her. Spending all day at home alone could get rather boring, even with books and gadgets imported from various worlds. Xenon grinned as she saw his expression, didn't he know she could read un-warded minds?
"I finished my world project, Elious. You have to take a look, come!"
"Wait what?"
Xenon grabbed his wrist and literally dragged him off his seat. He fell face-first onto the ground, pulled into the portal by his insistent partner. They were then transported to another world, shaped by Xenon.
"You damned woman! That was very rude!"
The goddess ignored Elious's shouts of anger as she knew he would get over it in seconds.
"Whatever, look at this!"
A blue panel shot up in front of the woman, surprising the man.
Info Stats Class Skills Name Xenon Level OVER 9999 Species Divinity Gender Female Age OVER 9999 years HP OVER 9999 MP OVER 9999 Name Value STR OVER 9999 MGD OVER 9999 DEX OVER 9999 AGI OVER 9999 DEF OVER 9999 INT OVER 9999 Name Level Progress Hidden ? ? Name Level Progress Hidden ? ?
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The man realised something. The table was glaringly similar to a stat panels from games! Many of the divinities had tried out games imported from technologically advanced worlds, and he himself was a fan of them.
"Wait, you freaking made a literal RPG world?"
He was enlighted, that's why the project took so long!
"Yeah, what do you think of my surprise?"
Xenon asked expectantly.
"Hmm, it's a interesting concept, but what's the point? I don't think watching people in magical worlds fight is that different from watching people in an RPG world fight."
"No, we can use avatars to interact with this world! It's like a high tech VR RPG game, but more realistic and immersive!"
Xenon looked excited as she spoke.
"Hmm, sounds good to me, how do we select an avatar?"
"We'll deal with that later. You need to see this first!"
Xenon made a grabbing motion towards his wrist, but he dodged this time, not wanting a repeat of the dragging. Frantic grabbing and dodging soon ensured. Eventually, the two childish deities came to a compromise, Elious following Xenon without getting dragged.
They arrived before a peaceful house, and saw a humanoid pile of dung threatening a frightened bunny.
"Xenon, what in the world is this shit?"
"Hmm? It's a pile of shit, duh!"
Puns be damned!
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