《The Supreme Cultivator》Tea is better than Coffee
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With light yet quick steps, Bòhé chá reached in front of the man in brown and pulled off his hat.
Underneath it was brown hair the blends in with his jacket, making Bòhé chá even more sure that this is the one he thinks of, but the man noticed that he was thinking and tried to squeeze himself away from Bòhé chá.
Alas, it was very obvious, so Bòhé chá didn't let him go, instead pulled on his collar and stuck him to a wall as if it were a man assaulting a woman. But, the woman was, in fact, a man..
Quickly, Bòhé chá pulled off the sunglasses and what was below it were two brown almond-shaped eyes, causing Bòhé chá to smile eeriely.
"Well then, old buddy." His smile turned bigger, causing the one who wants to do 'business' with sushi, Qīng kāfēi, to shiver.
Now that Bòhé chá has a good blackmailing item, he whispered in Qīng kāfēi's ears, "Tsk tsk, you should have known that plot would have trapped you sooner or later, you should have been more careful.."
"Damn plot.." Murmured Qīng kāfēi under his breath.
"Now then, you have two options, get a beating and have yourself a beautiful blackmailing object or stop annoying me and still have a blackmailing object, waddya' say?"
"..."
Obviously, both choices were horrible for Qīng kāfēi, no one would pick any of them, only to be silent, until..
"Oh, what is this?"
Bòhé chá noticed a recorder laying next to the fallen nut-cracked man in black. At that moment, he thought that this man records all of his encounters, making this conveniently easy for the plot to progress.
He walked away from Qīng kāfēi for a moment and picked up the still recording recorder, then turned it off so he could listen to what it had recorded.
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Staring at Qīng kāfēi, he slowly pressed the replay button, making him hear-
"Hey, you got the sushi package I asked you for?"
- All of the conversations that occured until now.
Another blackmailing object has been acquired, but to make this not seem to dark for a comedy story, he went towards Qīng kāfēi and said "Say Tea is better than Coffee, now."
With the recorder now turned on once again, Bòhé chá threatened Qīng kāfēi to say something that goes against his nature, but suddenly, something unexpected happened..
Bang!
One of the fallen goons shot down the recorder from Bòhé chá's hand after realizing that without the recorder, the sushi-blackmail plot won't work, since there is no proof of such transaction anymore.
Qīng kāfēi realized that too and started to relax, but he was still vigilant against the hell-bent on revenge Bòhé chá who moved towards the man who shot the gun to knock him unconscious.
"Tsk, and we could have solved this easily.." Muttered Bòhé chá, but while he was doing so, Qīng kāfēi slipped away and ran out onto the road while removing his jacket and muffler, and then called a taxi who was coincidently near, and hurriedly left.
"Damn.. Good luck my ass!" Thought that angered Bòhé chá as he lost track of the running young man, before giving up.
"Now, what am I supposed to do..?" Worried Bòhé chá while strolling back home.
Meanwhile, in the taxi.
A lone young man was sitting while clutching his chest at his adrenaline-filled heart, trying to calm himself down.
After calming down, he snickered "Heh, obviously Coffee is better than Tea." Not realizing that he was just about to encounter something even more dangerous..
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