《Is Heaven Supposed to Be Like This?!》8. Unknown
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“Woah~ that was awesome! i never seen a car explode!! i wish i had worked as a spy before i died......”
Alex said that while taking out his S&W pistol and pointing it at the petite girl, that’s walking away from the burned down car.
the fire, which the black haired girl just walked out off, was moving around, as if bended by her will.
that, of course, was just an illusion.
although.....Alex didn’t seem to agree.
he made a motion as if wearing some sun glasses and said “Freeze. you’re under the Arrest for being too smoking
compared to your.....structure.”
although he was a bit disappointed that there wasn’t a “Yeaaaah!” going on the background, nor did he have any sun glasses.
“Woah?! what’s with those eyes, Acil?! stop pitying me!!”
of course, it was only met by Acil’s dead eyes.
“N, n, no.....”
Alex lets go of the gun, and it falls to the ground with a ~Clang!
he then crouches and covers his face with both of his hands.
he then mutters “i want to die...” and “i want to disappear...”
it seems there are only two variations.
“Leaving that thing aside.” Acil said while narrowing her eyes as if looking at garbage.
she then turns toward the petite girl, who has an expression that can only be deemed as the expression of death.
“What does the honor, Thanatus?”
spouted Acil, out of courtesy and by no means respect.
is the end, she is talking with a purebred God.
she was born to be a god, unlike Acil, who became one out of hundreds of years worth of effort and talent.
the girl then takes a deep breath and says “That kid.....he ruined my cool entrance! but i’ll look over it for now. since in the end.....he did spill your doom, Acidalia.”
although she said that with almost total calmness, her body simply didn’t agree with her mouth...
“Ow, ow, OUCH!!! s-stop it! b-boghou!?”
she proceeded into kicking the crouched Alex.
she began with grabbing his ear, and then pulling on it. she then took few steps while still grabbing his ear, and jumped. she delivered a magnificent double kick straight to the stomach.
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“T-that h-hur-----!”
before the recovered Alex could continue, she grabbed his hair in an instant and smashed her right knee straight into his face.
“Oww, i can almost hear his teeth cracking up.....that must have hurt...”
with that quick comment, Acil quickly grabbed the end of Thanatus’s erotic costume and pulled her away.
she then came close to the beaten down Alex and whispered “Even though she looks like that, she’s actually a few thousands years old..”
and then looked back toward the still pissed of Goddess of Death.
“And....isn’t your plan to kick me out of heaven? so, are you going to let me rot here? or maybe lower my rank by this
‘unknown’ of yours?”
Alex, who just recovered, only heard the word ‘Unknown’.
“Unknown?”
he asked.
“It means a game that the wager and rules have yet to be disclosed. and yet, we’re participating in it.”
said Acil while closing one of her eyes in exhaustion.
she then moved toward Thanatus, which was a few steps away, until they were close enough for Thanatus to be forced to look upward in order to face Acil.
they both stroked an imposing pose, where Thanatus crossed her arms and glared at Acil, who had one hand on her hip.
with them both glaring at each other, a tense atmosphere was created.
and yet....there was a third person at the site, who couldn’t feel it at all.
“Ehehehe~”
he was giggling.
perhaps he was enchanted by the two beauties.
let us not forget, Alex has more than 50 years worth of experience in being a virgin.
his imagination could be a bit....wild.
his motto in his second life was as follows.
‘AS LONG AS IT HAS A HOLE, ITS HOLY!-no homo.’
because of his aggressive, perverted nature, he was very hated by the opposite sex in his second life.
this, of course, meant he was a pedophile.
or rather, a lolicon.
but then again, he, himself, denies it.
but....if someone dressed as erotic as the goddess of death were to appear, then even he would admit defeat.
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they both wanted to crush him, but that action itself would ruin their serious mood.
so they both agreed internally to deny his existence.
“W, well then. although i wanted you both to die in this world, it seems that i can’t. there is still someone who seeks this
fake goddess.....so, i’m going to have to strip you out of your duties.”
Acil bit her lower lip out of frustration, she then thought tsk! so she wants to turn me to G so they can lust over my body.......! damn rotting gods! but then again.....this saves us. this way, we still have a way to win.
but then, the little girl revealed a rotten smile, unlike her physical age.
“now then, i’m going to have you both pl---”
-Bang!
the goddess was shot at yet again, this time, in the middle of her flat chest. although there was a bullet hole, blood did not gush out.
she then turned toward Alex, who just shot her with a smile on his face and shouted.
“WOULD YOU FUCKING STOP THAT?!”
with a disappointed look, Alex threw the pistol he just picked up.
the young girl, who had veins popping out one after the other, was surprised even herself.
since in the end, blood didn’t flow in her body.
yet.....there were veins all over her little, not-so-innocent face.
“that rotten smile doesn’t suit you, my little angel.”
said Alex.
and......
~Bang!
he shot.
“Accept my bullet of love!”
instead of the typical hand gesture that is done after saying a pick up line, he actually picked the gun he lowered a few seconds ago and shot again.
“Ahh......fuck this. fuck this game. fuck this world. fuck that guy’s request. fuck this fake. AND FUCK YOU!”
as soon as she said that, she stomped her feet in the ground, and a scythe appeared.
it was a jet black, two meter tall scythe.
it didn’t suit the petite body of the Goddess of Death.
black wings sprouted from the gaps of her erotic outfit, and she began to levitate from the ground.
“Just....fucking die.”
even though she looked like a petite girl, the presence she gave was that worthy of being called the Grim Reaper.
Acil broke in a cold sweat, thinking about that idiot’s waste of their chances of victory.
since in the end, Acil couldn’t use her godly powers without using her life force.
in the end, her power was her own lifeline.
their death in this world meant going to the void.
no more reincarnation, no more heaven, and no more second chances.
she wanted to look at the face of the man who caused all of this mess, but she couldn’t....since the Goddess of Death blocked her view.
as for Alex....he just fearlessly smiled in the face of ultimate death.
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Author Rant: first of all, i got some important talk to say!
but first, let me apologize for this chapter's slow pace.
second of all, i also want to apologize for not releasing a chapter yesterday.....the thing is, i suddenly got super busy. and so is this whole week....so i wrote this chapter out of the time i'm supposed to be sleeping! *2am right now*
now then, let the author rant start!
as some of you have noticed, this started as something with simple puzzles and deck games.
i wanted it to be that way at first, then escalate the games x cheats used in 'em.
but as some of you have noticed, after typing out chapter 2, i kinda stopped updating this......and i honestly felt bad about it, thus i tried to get back on it.
but then, i noticed something.
"this is set in heaven with gods, and yet we're only doing boring games?"
that thought alone led to me introducing Acil.
that thought alone led to me sending them to a whole new world, rather than into a chair and a deck on it.
but! i am writing this out of boredom, so making it as silly as possible is also giving me the chance to take a break from real life, so i'll still keep the shitty jokes.
other than that, thanks for reading!
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