《Is Heaven Supposed to Be Like This?!》26. If Life Fucks You, Fuck It Back.
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Author Note: I actually planned this series to start with a disgusting opening but end with an awesome tale such as gambling series's. Too bad i'm too tired to name any.
Hint: Zawa Zawa.
Oh yeah, right now i'm going for a south park-kinda feel...
Oh yeah oh yeah, its three in the morning.
I'm tired.
Ignore the messed up title (both grammar and ethics-wise) and the the mistakes in this chapter.
Well, hopefully it has as many mistakes as any other chapter......
Now then, good night~
“The world should just end.”
Fuck the world.
Fuck ya all.
I, who was reborn as a fucking piece of scum (God).
Gods.
Its those fuckers.
After more than fucking 50 years, I lost my virginity....to a fucking guy.
You know what?
This world doesn’t need to know my shame.
Exactly how does that work?
I have to simply destroy the world.
Oh, but there are normal worlds, dead worlds, heaven and earth! --You might inquire?
Simple, I’m immortal.
I can take my time destroying them one at a time.
FUCK THE WORLD.
That’s all I’m going to say.
If the world plans on fucking with me....then all I have to do is fuck it back.
“Let it go~ Let it go~ Don’t be a little bitch and let it go~”
“Shut up.”
I put on all the force I could on my voice, which made that little fucker slam straight toward the ground as if gravity decided to give him a forceful hug.
Oh yeah, I now have Crimson wings.
.......But everything else is in black.
My hair--it was originally black-- my finger nails are black now, my eyeliner too? Anyhow, everything aside from my skin is black. So is my eyes, there are no whites within ‘em.
My wings spanned a few meters to the side, almost colliding with the walls on either side.
I have to be a tad careful to make sure they don’t slam into them....
Let’s see if I can make them as small as that of the fucker.
.........There, it worked.
“Oi fucker.”
I turn to face the little fucker on my right, who still rocked an irritating smile.
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“Let it g---”
Craaaash!
“Fuck off.”
As I said that, I flicked my fingers and send the guy flying a out of the walls.
Oh yeah, since this is the underground......he met the earth on the way, so it’ll probably hurt a lot.
Normally it’ll kill him, but he’s in the after life so he should be able to regenerate.
Hmm? oh, I made sure to press the off button on my killing ability.
That fucker needs to suffer a bit more, no?
Shit, I look like a fucking emo.
Yes, I’m not going to let it go.
Both the emo look and that incident.
Since I was reversed raped......it shouldn’t count.....right?
Yup, lets go with that.
But just in case, let’s still destroy this world.
Oh yeah, while I’m at it, I better disable this barrier built in by Thanatus.
Click
I snapped my fingers and absolutely nothing happened.
No sounds, no flickering lights, nothing at all.
But for sure, the barrier Thanatus talked about was brought down.
Now then, that fucker Hesti should still be regenerating.
What was his full name again?
I don’t remember.
Oh right, let’s wake up the sleeping beauty first.
She’s been asleep for a few hours now....
“Oi Acil. Wake up.”
Of course, I teleported to her place and began to shake her gently.
Being a god is quite an awesome feeling.
As I thought, the powers Acil displayed were nothing.
Oh well, I should be a being even higher than god....or something.
A supreme god eh?
“........Nnn......Alex......?”
“Yeah....”
She looked on in confusion.....well I can’t really blame her.....but then....well, let’s keep how I got this power up a secret from her.
She looked at that guy for a second and turned horrified, and then gave me another look.
Well, I can’t blame you....since you had to witness that fucker bash his head into smithereens.....
It should be something like ‘I’ve been granted power by the god who created this system. his only order was....to destroy it.’
Yup, that sounds really cool so lets go with that.
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I put on the most gentle smile I could.
“Alrighty Acil. I want you to listen reaaallly well to me, alright? I want you to stand up right now, step out of that door and climb the stairs. There, you should meet Thanatus. ......Well, she’ll handle the rest. Anyhow, just go on and leave, you burdensome luggage.”
Hmm hmm, she simply nods and quickly runs toward the door.
Now then, why the hell did I disable the Anti-Thanatus barrier?
Because I want Thanatus to meet Acil as fast as possible in order for her to teleport together as far as possible.
Hmm? why?
Because this whole place is going to take trip in hell.
Oh, correction, true fucking hell.
Oh, that fucker can take a trip with us.
It’ll be fun~
“You done fucker number two?”
I looked toward the blooded throne, and the young man who was sitting on it.
With his face complete, he smiled.
He still pisses me off.
It’s all his fault.
I know its kinda mine because I got involved with Acil and Than, but that guy could have simply “Let it go~”
“FUCKING SHUT UP!!!!”
god dammit, I have no idea how that fucker number one peered into my thoughts but for fucks sake....
Ahhh, shit shit shit, I’m getting pissed off.
“Could you fucking talk rather than smile all the time? Don’t turn gay on me my piece of shit. You gods are all perverts you know? Not just you gods, but all of your followers......fucking shit.”
That guy is still smiling.
FUCKING STOP SMILING!!!
Shit shit shit shit shit Shit shit shit shit SHIT sHIT ShIT ShiT
“Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight fucker, how about I remove that smug look out of your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace?”
Click His face got cut to small pieces.
Click Click Click Click Click Click
I repeated the whole process until his whole body turned into nothing but dust.
I would rather say a switch has been flipped within my mind, but no such thing happened.
Rather, I feel quite refreshed.
To tell you the truth, the guy wasn’t smiling at all.
Because that fucker has been dead long ago.
In fact, for far too long.
Like before Acil woke up.
I understood that after turning the guy into dust.
He didn’t bleed at all.
I don’t know what happened, but he still died.
I’m not particular enough to bitch about who killed him first or anything. as long as he’s dead, then I’m satisfied.
Those mind tricks.....probably the attacker’s way to agitate me and make me reveal my cards.
I’m not crazy yo!
Now then, what happened to the whole fort, castle, house or whatever you might ask?
It’s also been reduced to dust.
With everyone within it of course.
Those fuckers who tricked me don’t deserve to live.
Hopefully fucker number one is within the casualties.
Oh yeah, I also hope those guys got out without a scratch.
Now then, what should I do?
Go cliche and take over hell to make ‘em beat it out with heaven?
Hell no.
Someone clearly knows I have powered up, and those fuckers would simply put an end to me sooner or later.
I mean, there couldn’t be a single god of death after all.
And me being on a higher level than them could also mean that more guys are in this level; way before I became one.
Simply put, There is no way I’m the first.
I think the whole power works is when a true god admits to be a slave to a mere human.
........Or a no ranker?
Well, I’m not sure, but there could be more like me.
Or rather, there might be guys even more powerful than me.
I’d rather avoid dragon ball-like events, in where I face a more powerful enemy with every power up.
So how to piss these guys off and avoid facing one enemy after the other?
Quite simple really...
In fact, too simple.
Destroy the living.
By destroying the living, I can make them feel the pressure of having to slay me as fast as possible.
By having that pressure, they could make more mistakes as they bid their time for the sake of preparing a war against me.
Both hell and heaven of course.
Genius, no?
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