《Absurd Mage in Another World》Next Adventure
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Character Reminder:
Mike (18) [Human]: Black eyes, Black hair that just comes down over the eyes. Has a Banging Body, little Mike became a big Mike.
Sarah (17) [Human]: Brown eyes, Her hair was long and black. Her chest was even more full than the princess. Her lower curves where perfectly curvy but not overflowing.
King (58) [Human]: Blue eyes, Blonde with white streaks, a little shorter than the average man due to his elderly age. Usually wears a red golden white cloak with a crown.
Spymaster (?) [Human]: Brown eyes, Short grey hair, tall, black uniform.
-__...__--__...__--__...__--__...__--__...__--__...__--__...__--__...__--__...__--__...__- The king opened the large wooden doors decorated with gold accents. "...it's WET and Dirrrrrty time." Then he carefully shuts the doors behind him. The king opens the large wardrobe next to the door. It has many meat suits in it... he puts it on quickly... he is now decorated in sausages ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and beef. In the room before him are countless puppies prancing around the room. A few hours pass... .... The Spymaster walks in quietly focusing on solely opening and closing the door, to make sure that he's sneaky 100% of his attention was focused on making no squeaky door sounds. The door was opened just a crack, so that a person could just get through. SqueeEeeEeeee... "Fuck..." quietly stated the Spymaster. He then gazed at the seated King's back. The King who was still focusing on the puppies. Had rosy cheeks filled with love and a huge smile for the puppies licking and biting his meat. He was also petting a brown Labrador on the head. It wagged it's tail happily. While looking at the other puppies the King had an excited look. A moment later he froze and darkness flooded his face. When he noticed... that puppies don't go "SqueeEeeeEee". The puppies are still happily partaking of his meat. The King slowly turned around. The Spymaster coughs, his eyes dart off to a window the sun is setting. "I have news of the search for the missing hero Beber Bleach." "My WET DiRrty!!!" "You have interuopptefff muy WET aND DiirrrTY!!!" The King was exasperated and took deep breaths.
HUFF HUff Hufff.... "So... did you want to... join in?" Asked the King. "No..." Immediately replied the Spymaster who was still looking away. The room became silent for a moment. "So you found the hero Boy Bleach?" "It's Beber Bleach Sire." .... The sun was setting on the horizon. Mike and Sarah were on top of the city gate watching the carriage carrying Ureas go on its way on the long stone road ahead. Sarah: "I will go back to the city castle as the city lord with Betulle. He will help me rule." Sarah looked down, there was a minute of silence. She then lifted her gaze. Sarah: "So, our deal is now over..." she stared at Mike who was watching the horizon. Mike: "Yea..." 'IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT! My level went up. I learned all the books in that old mans library just by flipping open the covers. I finally got to touch a girl for the first time in my life.' Sarah: "Where will you go now?" her hair fluttered in the wind. Mike: "I will go where the wind takes me..." He looks to where the wind blew. It blew towards the Honfor castle which was right behind Sarah. Now hes looking at Sarah. 'Never mind that will just take me back to where I was... I messed up trying to look cool.' Sarah: "To me?" She blushed. Mike looked into her eyes and opened his mouth to say something. But suddenly a void portal appeared below his feet. Stunned Mike looked down. He was dropped straight into it and the portal quickly closed. ....... Now Mike was alone in pure darkness. Mike: 'Where am I? What is this? I seem to be able to breath but I feel as if i'm floating. There is no smell. This place is pretty weird. Maybe I can use my magic to get out of here. Status." Level: 2 Name: Michael Xema Age: 18 HP: 99999/99999 MP: 177929835/177929835 Classes: Dark Mage, Hero Titles: Exhibitionist, Jokester, Hero, Dark Mage Skills: Sword Arts[SSS], Dark Magic[SSS], Body Strengthening[SSS], MP Recovery[SSS], MP Drain[SSS], Ward[S], Shadow Walk[SSS], Teleportation[SSS], ??? Blessings: Bangin Body[S], Dodge Everything (Active) [???], Language Comprehension [SSS] Mike: "Shit... Dodge Everything is Active. I guess i'm in this place because of it." Mike: 'I guess I need to deactivate it.' A robotic voice said 'Dodge Everything has been set to inactive.' Mike: 'Nice, but i'm still here.' I need to turn this place off, I need to go home.' Mike rubbed his chin in thought. Mike: 'Maybe this will work...'
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"XBAX GO HOME!!!" *Nothing happens* 'I should try teleporting home' Think about home...' "TELEPORT HOME!" ..... Mike was now standing in the middle of a room. The floor was covered with a white rug. There was a bed covered with a blue blanket, white sheets, blue covered pillow. Two windows. A wooden wardrobe, closet, desk, computer, bookshelf. 'This is my home.' Mike: 'I wonder what Sarah is doing right now?' *bzzzzzt BzzzzzZTTtttt BZzzzZzzzZzzzZT BzzZzzZzzZttTtt* The phone's alarm was going off. Michael quickly picked it up as he did that he noticed that he was wearing his school uniform. A navy blue blazer, white shirt, and navy blue slacks. The phone displayed Tuesday, 8:00. Its time to head to school. Mike put the only shoes at the door and headed out of the white suburban home. ....
Mike is sitting in the back corner of the classroom next to the window. Mike: 'Was that all a dream?' 'Lets check, Status.' Level: 2
Name: Michael Xema
Age: 18
HP: 99999/99999
MP: 177929835/177929835
Classes: Dark Mage, Hero
Titles: Exhibitionist, Jokester, Hero, Dark Mage
Skills: Sword Arts[SSS], Dark Magic[SSS], Body Strengthening[SSS], MP Recovery[SSS], MP Drain[SSS], Ward[S], Shadow Walk[SSS], Teleportation[SSS], ???
Blessings: Bangin Body[S], Dodge Everything (Inactive) [???], Language Comprehension [SSS] 'Yep its still there.' ???: "Hey Mike you look taller and stronger than yesterday. What have you been eating?" Mike: "Oh thanks Jack, nothings really changed." 'Jack is the ladies man of the whole class. Hes good looking and I don't mean just nice skin and welcoming eyes. But hes also tall, blue eyed, and blonde these are rare qualities around here. I would say hes the main character of the school. He's the star of the theater but also great at sports.' 'If he was an ad on the side of a browser almost every girl would shout "GET!" and spam click that ad. Even if it lead them to a virus site.' 'Me i'm just a nice friendly side character, i'm under the windows shade. But I don't mind that at all. Yea it would be nice to be popular. But i'm not going to do my all to get it.' 'Wait a minute, Jack said yesterday. If I was here yesterday then only twenty four hours have passed. But I was in the other world for about a week. Maybe the other planet's gravity pulls time and space less than Earth. Allowing the time to flow faster there. Or maybe my skill teleported me to the time and place I needed to be in... I have no idea.' I started scratching my head. Jack *nods*: "Okay have a nice day." He smiled then left to go talk to two girls waiting at his desk, which is in the center of the room. 'Jack doesn't usually talk to me. I guess my looks got better? I haven't properly looked in the mirror yet so I don't know how much I changed.' Mike gazed forward towards the whiteboard where Jennifer sat. Jennifer is the most beautiful girl in the school. She has long light pink hair and pale skin. A beautiful body. Mike has liked her since first grade. Little did he know that he saved her once...
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[][]FLASHBACK[][] On a sandy playground for kindergarteners a girl with short black hair was being beat up by two other girls. One waved her arm which scratched the beat up girl with her sharp nails. The other one pushed the beat up girl down against a large tree. The girl fell before the tree. She weakly looked up at the girls who beat her. "OOOi!!!" shouted a boy with black hair, this was Mike. He was wearing jean short overalls and a red t-shirt. On his left fist where five rings. Red, blue, green, yellow, and pink. These rings where toys based on a popular hero tv show. It was about five people who could transform into warriors by using the rings. And the finishing move happened when all the rings where assembled. "Luckily for you two I respect WAMEN!... I mean WOMEN!" The two girls looked at the boy like he was stupid. "WITH THE POWER OF THE FIVE RINGS I WILL DEFEAT YOU!!!" Mike's left hook hit the first girls cheek hard. Making her head hit the other girls head knocking them both into the sand. The two girls got scared and had tears in their eyes and ran away. Mike: "Your safe now." The girl had tears dropping out of her eyes. Mike raised her up with his left hand. He noticed that her finger next to the left pinky was bleeding. The girls crying slowed when she saw the pink ring on Mike's finger. Mike: "You like the pink warrior?" The girl nodded. Mike took off the pink ring and put it on the bleeding finger next to the pinky. Mike: "Does it feel better now?" The girl nodded with a big smile, the last of her tears where trickling down her cheeks. Mike: "Good." Mike started to leave the playground looking like a badass kindergartener. Girl: "Wait!...." Mike stopped walking. While looking at Mike's back she asked "What is your name?" Mike: "Mike." Then he left. [][][][][][] Jennifer is looking at Mike straight in the eyes. Shocked Mike reflexively turned his head to look out the window. 'Why is she looking at me?!' Mike looked back and saw that she was now just getting ready for class to start. ... Class ended, everyone left to go to lunch. Only Jennifer and Mike was left packing up their books.
'I usually wait for everyone to go since the halls get crowded. But Jennifer never stays here that long.' Jennifer walked up to Mike when he just finished packing. Jennifer: "Could I talk to you... on the roof?"
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