In a dark place I was floating. I could feel my insides also floating. I had just been hit by a truck.

I could still feel the pain coursing through my body(Though it was a lot less now than before). I wonder where I am? Could it be a hospital?

Probably not, I made sure that I would die from the truck... no I was not suicidal for those who are wondering also ,no I am not breaking the 4th wall here... just talking to my self. Yea, talking to myself..

"..I'm not crazy I swear!"

geh! I let my thought slip out again!?

This was one of the thing my classmates were afraid of my thoughts slipping. Do you know that if you have random parts of your thoughts come out with no context it is very creepy!

"..It's a real pain though."

Their impression of me was probably that of a crazy psychopath. which is really bad but what ever. I think there is something I missed... what was it?

"oh! I forgot to Introduce my self(*v*)"

My name is Gabriel Rent, High school student. Err, my mom told me not to tell where I live but I can say I was living in Japan just a little bit ago. I have a sweet tooth and I base my hobby's around eating them ,I read light novels while eating them. .....I also eat meat(not men!!)...........

........like steak........and bacon..

.....I have dirty blond hair and blue eyes ,although it would be better to call them galaxy's because of how many colors are in them but is mainly blue with green and yellow as secondary colors. I have slightly trained skin but other than that nothing note worthy.

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.....I have a Okay body I guess not to much muscles not to much fa- surface area......

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....... this transfer is.... like........ r~e~a~l~l~y~ long~~.

*gro~wwoww~~*

I know me...... I am hungry. I not fa- large ,But I an really getting the crave to eat sweets.

Mainly ice cream.

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"hmm..."

It's r~e~a~l~l~y~ boring~~~!!

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...Well, 'cause this is taking so long let me tell you why my classmate feared me!!

"MuMUhahahahahaaha... I am a evil Demon Lord!!! kukukukukukukuku!!!!"

NOT!!! It was mainly misunderstandings. Like really, very, large misunderstandings. Let me give you a example one time my brother came to visit and he came to pick me up at school ,let me remind you this was like... the second week at school, anyway when school ended my brother got into a fight with one of the delinquents near the entrance and he was beating the crap out of them. Of course I intervened and told he to never come pick me up again. I walked I front of the crowd and said..

"Leave here and never come back, got it! If you don't I'll have to fight you."

The crowd started to clap but it was emarissing so I told them to stop.

"You don't have to clap this is nothing..."(Gabriel)

After that all the delinquents pledge their loyalty. I told them off because I don't want to be in that type of group ,but instead they started following me every where.

Then I asked if they were trying to annoy me...

"Do you need something? If not and just annoying me on purpose I'll have to give you punishment!"(Gabriel)

..needless to say they never talked or followed me ever again.

Were they that scared of having soap in their mouths? Their mothers must be great.

Another example is in English class... I have zero ideas why they made me do it... I just slept in that class. Anyway back to the story....

I was in the middle and facing a girl next to me.. I believe her name was Yuma Kitagawa. We never talked after this event... well it was also the first time we talked.

I was a little loopy that day because of the allergy medicine I used so my thoughts kept coming out.

I think that I was having a dream about bacon wrapped steak(It's really good by the way!).

Just thinking about it makes my mouth water. The crisp bacon with its fat delivering Holiness and the steak with it's juicy and chewy body Awwww~ so good~~.

*growwuw~*

"I'm sorry~.... I have noting to offer you buddy."

I put my hand on my stomach and rub it.

Now i'm embarrassed... well no one is here to hear that so lets disregard it.

Back to the story. I woke up just as I was about to eat the bacon wrapped steak in the dream world(It's god's fault I swear).

I looked at Yuma-chan and started to think about the Steak again then started to droll(I know it's rude).

I have no idea why but she looked had me and some words slipped out of my mouth.

"haa... I just cant wait to eat your insides. Mmmm~ they seem r~eally juicy.. kukukuku"(Gabriel)

... at that point I realized what I said and tried to apologize but...

"P-...p-please.... don't *sniffle* .......eat me.*sniffle*"(Yuma)

she started shivering and cry silently. Even the response was a small wispier. She was like a small sacred animal, I thought. I tried to clear the misunderstanding but I was so startled by her plea for help that I forgot to hold back my thoughts.

"... no worry, I will not hurt you at all.*smile*"

This only made the girl shiver and cry even more.

WHY ME!!!!????? WHAT DID I EVEN DOO~~~!??

The teacher saw her crying and sent her to the nurses office.

needless to say.... soon after their was rumors that I eat the insides of girls. That was the last time I talked to someone that was at my school......

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"I wonder if this is hell?"

I think that this is hell? Why? Because their is no one to talk to or anything to look at or even do I'm just floating around some grey mist!!

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"....IT IS GREEEYYYYYY!!!!!!!"

Just a few hours ago it was pick black! How had I not notice!....

"........ guess that I just get into story telling.... huh."

I think that I am getting closer to the exit because grey is a dark shade of white.

Why is white the escape route? 'cause it's the trope.

Then I'll demand the goddess or whatever a ton of powers for making me wait for so long.

ahahaaahahahahahahahahah

"ahahaahahha,gek*cough*"

Dammit I chocked on my tongue..

I hit my chest to clear out my throat

when my hand hits my chest it gave back a springy and electric feel.

"what was that?"

I look down at my chest and see two hills. They are not small nor large... just right.

"....THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE CALMLY LOOKING AT THE SITUATION, HOW DID I GET SO FATTTT!!!???? IS MY PAL STILL DOWN THERE!!??!"

I quickly move my hands down to my crotch to affirm if he is still down there ,but instead when i moved around my hands I could not feel my pal followed by a electric shock.

Their is only one thing I could say after this...

"My dear friend, you have served me well but I can say for sure that you are dead. DEAD!?"

My eye began to burn and tears began to roll down my face.

"The worst has happened...!!!?"

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