After I SAve BESTMEN gurlL i Decede to go AnD tel Parent aboot Her.

"Hay MAM and DUD Diz mah BEstmen gurl that i save in FOREST, can she stay WITH ME?"

PARENT look at her and gO and dEn say to ME

"oK SON WEL hev BESTMNE gurl go and train WiTH hED maid." (No, just no. You are the worst parents in the history of parenting, this is set in a time when killing your own brother for the throne was deemed okay. She could be a spy, or she could be carrying a deadly disease.)

BESTMEAN GURL look at mee and ten HUG ME down and cri at same time. TANK YOU ARTUR SEMEEEEE(add n ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

SHE NUZZLE into my chezt and keep on crying, then she get up with face like tomato, with big eyes like egg.

I THEN SMILE and then HeD MEaid come and SCOLD her for pushing me down LEIK that.

"DON DO DAT TO ARTUR SEME, to beee good maid, you muzt have disipline."

BESTMEN gurl look at her with SPErKIL eyes and den go

"YES SEINSE!!!!"

MEAID THEN WHISPEr in her er that

"If you bECUM maid, you can SATISFY ARTUR seme" (your a bad role model.)

Bestmen gurl look at her with :O face and go

"YESH SENSEIIII!!!"

I decide thta i heard wrong thing, and label it as nothing (BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME, DIE, THICKHEADED OP MC!)