《REINCARNATE INTO NEW WORL WITH CHEAT.》Chapter 10. GOING 2 ACEDMY
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"CLONK CLONK CLONK"
GOes the Carage tat me and BOOUTIFUL bestmen gurl is sittING in, aS we head OF F to the SCHOL to get a learning in order to hlerp contrORL the Powr that I haz and Beet all bad dude. (Beet all bad dude? Are you serious? Every minute I'm here it feels like my brain is slowly mushing into a slop.)
"WE R ALMost thner ARTUR-KUUUNNN"
Seys the ACEDMY hedmester who is sitting beside be CURELD up on meh shoulder, as I SEE bestmen gurl being jelly and grebbing onto mah shoulder even mor. (Uh... That headmaster looks like she's... what... in her early 30s? She's being awefully close with you pal, you might have to call somebody on you seeing as your... For gods sake I don't even know anymore...)
"ACEDMY is goin 2 be DA BEST OF DA BEAST plece for u, u will MEK lotS o' Freinds, and you wiLL be CONFESSde 2 becuz ur so popular and amazing" (Your still VERY young, if a girl confessed to you she would probably be taken into custody for having relations with a minor)
BestMEN gurl Sneers and says,
"ARTUR-KON is MEIN, i will nut hav him taeken awey from be by any udder perSON" (She'll tear you up bois)
Hedmester smiles and says
"KEK, well ArTUr-kun, u will be placed in LONG forGOtten Dorm, BeCOZ u r SPECIal and CanT WISK having u be HRUT" (What...? That's not even... You know that there are laws... That's not humane.)
Hedmester seys and CABBAGE pulls to stap and we r geetting out of thE CABBAGE SO WE CAN SEE ACADEMY!1!!!1! We sloWLY get out of Carrage and See big HUGE THIC C academy g8es, thOT r made of gold and st0ne, and hedmestER slowly Escorts us Inside ACEDMY. (If they spent 1/10th of what they spent on the gates on health and safety regulations, then this academy would be somewhat functioning)
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"HERE IS BIG ACADEMY" says the Hedmester as she shwos us the Acedmy, wit all students Gesping at Meh and all women saying "Omg he is so KAWAIII" HEdmester then taek us to WOMENS area so thet bestmen gurl can go and get hursef accostomed to the new surroundings. "U R GOING IN THERE" Seys hedmester. (KEK)
"NO" Says bestmen "ME WAWNT TO STAY WITH ARTHURRRRRR-KUUUUUUNNNN" I then pat bestmen gurl on head and teLL HUR "Don worry, I WILL BE OTTALY FINE WITH THIS" Bestmen say "K." And den I am escortED to mah own DROM (What's with the Kun's...? Wait... Why am I here?)
MY DROM Is very old and dusty cabin, with hedmester say "u can fix it up, anwyas me is going to go and suPERVISE U"
I go INTO drom, and sey "LETS FIX IT FELIX"
(Why have I been forgetting to ask the Why's...? Where am I...? What's happened to me? What's Happened to me !? WHAT HAPPE
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