After we escape the facility together. Or as I cling to his back we made our way to a small break in the tree line. As we get close I spot something amazing. 64 igloos, 500 meters of a two meter high snow wall, not a single spot of undisturbed snow.

Literally it looks like someone decided to cover every meter of snow with seven snow angel plus there's a small piles of snow balls next to a few hundred snow men.

I hear the man utter “ What… how the actual fuck did she? What evil have I released unto the innocent snow below.”

The man look at this in fact it he looks stunned. He turn to look at me disbelief in his eyes and tell me

” this wasn’t here a few hours ago”. What type of monster would do something like this. But it seem like the man had the answer to that “ Adria come out here.” The man walks over me still on his back to a uneven pact of snow hidden in some bushes. Honestly if it wasn’t for the man pointing it out than I would have never seen it.

And he kick it. Not with any amount of strength but still enough to be painful to a person who’s never trained before. And a little girl shot up from the snow. I guess this is Adria huh. Fuck she as adorable as im beautiful. What the fuck why are people on my level of appearance literally rising from under the ground.

She look at the corpse of the paladin and… she started to drool. I’ve got a bad feeling about this. The man notice this as well and kicks her. She stumbles to the ground in the most adorable way possible. I don’t like children but the way her face twists as if she holding the weight and hope of the entire world as she desperately tries to steadily herself but still falls is honestly cute. If I was a man with no sense.

But I can see it clearly she had perfect balance and center of gravity something that takes warrior class individuals years of training to achieve. Well accept for dark elves we are born at the level of warrior class with perfect balance and hand eye coordination. We also have fine turned ears and eyes. But it's just that the man struck her weak point perfectly. I don’t know what martial arts the girl trains in but to have so few and well hidden weak points at such an age is amazing.

Almost as amazing as striking these points with such ease. There are human clans and tribes where I come from and their abilities are that much behind ours but even then for a dark elf it extremely difficult to even spot a weak point in a stance so it’s understandable that a race without our extreme precision and perception that being unable to achieve such a thing is acceptable. Much less one with no form. And yet this child seem to be approaching that level. Not in strength that much is clear but in skill.

The girl despite her adorable appearance is dangerous. And the way she stare at the corpse. It sent shivers down my spine. The man who without me noticing has dumped the corpse on the ground and is once more carrying me in a princess style looks at the girl and says something disturbing “ No you can’t eat that one.”

As she hears that she looks sad. She still hasn’t got up off the ground and has this if I get up I will just fall again so it’s better to just get comfortable here feel to her. It amazing how clear the way she feels is being told by her body language.

Then her eyes shift over to me and she say “ But that one looks burnt. He doesn't look tasty” huh did she say he. The man turns to me “ Don’t let her appearance fool you she will eat you and I don’t mean that in anyway but the literal way. She will cut you up and smother you with garlic salt then cook you as she gets hungry. She turn you into elf jerky. Even if she says you don’t look tasty it just a lie. She even tried to take a bit out of me.” The man turns to her again and gives her another kick. She on the ground yet she somehow is rocked onto her face.

Ok did I perhaps make a mistake leaving with this guy.

“Mmff mff ffffm”Adria tries to say something but seems to refuse to move while the man is in kicking distances. To this the man simply kicks her over again. “ So who is the burnt meat” the man looks at me and says something absolutely stupid

“ This is the manager of my territory. He‘s going to handle my taxes.”

“ huh” “ huh” Both me and the girl let out stupid sounds. The first to speak is the girl “ You a noble Varon” and he replies “ Varon of the Ravan family. One of the 5 great families of the empire. You my bow.”

I react to that “ What your Varon of the Ravan family one of the great families. You legend is spread from bar to bar. Your the man that holds the title of the greatest womaniser in the empire. I’m like a fan. They say there's not a noble woman who you have not laid with.”

Now it they both stare at me. It takes a while for anything to happen until Adria gets up and walk towards Varon before she starts to wailing blows on his leg. Her tiny firsts shake as she says “ even though you had me. You still went to other women. You bastard”

Than the man let sip another piece of information “ I’ve known you for less than a day.” What is this? Is a cannibal child just someone you meet and decide i’m going to hang out with this person who likes to eat people. Well i’m here so yeah. Wait a second. Did he say manager of my territory. No i’m sure he's joking right. Right I want to ask but the hes looks busy fighting of the child who currently dangling from his leg holding on by her mouth.

“ So what now” Adria ask after falling to her feet and acting as if she never try to bite him.

“ First we dump this body back at the cult noble house then I need to decide base on my sisters reaction but I want to achieve phase two of my plan as soon as possible. But there's something else I need to do” His eyes scanned me up and down and a shiver went down my spine. Yeah I thought that might happen. Even if he healed my legs there's still my arms chest and hands I need to have healed plus now that i’m under the moonlight I see that he missed a couple patches on my legs. He spoke to me again “ Hey what's your name. Also it can wait until I later.”

Adria ears peak at this “ it”

I felt a blush and Adria stare at me. I could see her eyes making a thousand different calculations at once until” haaaaaaa” “ Your wong i’m just fixing his burns. Name dark elf friend?”. “ Huh how come he gets to be your friend but i’m luggage” I smile at the little human girl “ Its cause i’m better looking and I am Ren ”

After that we left to dump a body at some nobles house. And since I can’t walk on my own I was carried the hole way their… by Adria.

******

THAT WAS DANGEROUS. He was too fucking beautiful. What the fuck was that what the fuck happened. Ok think red. Think red, yes she much better looking. Still what the hell. The point where I was feeling up his legs was fucking dangerous I needed to do it so he could walk and I got a bit distracted when I felt his skin turn soft. It was soft skin. Honestly if only he was a she.

But I could also tell that he will make a very talented assassin. Although i’m good at being sneaky I fucking hate it like I hate paperwork despite being good at it. So i’ve decided to dump all my unwanted work on these two fools call Adria and Ren the dark elf and the cannibal.

It was dangerous night for reasons i’m not mentioning. I’m not into guys but fuck me he looks good. I need to be careful around him and stay away from situations like that in the future. I need to kick Adria some more to calm myself down…

I miss her again I really should kick Adria that seems to work wonders on my mental health.

like kicking a puppy... Not I would kick a puppy or know what that feels like! Besides kicking Adria is far more like kicking a kitten... ONCE MORE NOT THAT I KICK KITTENS FOR FUN!