《The wish trials》Chapter 2 Choosing a name
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Being disoriented from the spinning Toby tries to look around but all that is visible To him is black. Well balk and the three flashing blue screens.
Name
N/A
Species
Infant Chinstrap penguin (attribute point per level
=1)
Titles
N/A
Level
0
Health
10/10
Mana
0/0
Stamina
1
Defence
1
Attack
1
Strength
1
Agility
1
Dexterity
1
Intelligence
12
Wisdom
9
Luck
20
Known abilities
N/A
Known skills
N/A
Known spells
N/A
Attention!
You have been reincarnated.
Attention! Create a name!
Your name.....
Toby could see that the screens were trying to tell him something, but being disoriented was not helping with flashing blue text he had no idea what it was. Becoming panicky and angry and yelled out in anger “Oh my god will you FUCK OFF!!!”
Attention! Your name!
Your name is now Fuck Off
“...”
“...”
“WHAT?!?!?!?!?” In utter disbelief the newly named Fuck Off slammed his head forward causing a cracking sound to be produced before Grey (Fuck Off) found himself in new surroundings and blinded by light, and more blue screens.
Attention!
You have been born.
Attention!
You have leveled up to level 1
Attention! You have gained the Tile ‘Reborn’
Effects of ‘Reborn’
Gain +1 to all stats above 0 Gain an additional attribute point per level +2 to wisdom +1 intelligence
Attention! You have gained the Tile ‘Higher potential’
Effects of ‘Higher potential’
Gain +1 to all stats above 0 Gain an additional attribute point per level + 5 luck
Attention! You have gained the Tile ‘Sentient animal’
Effects of ‘Sentient animal’
+2 intelligence
Attention! You have gained the Tile ‘Named animal’
Effects of ‘Named animal’
+1 intelligence Animals are more likely to follow your instructions
Attention! You have gained the Ability ‘Lucky bastard’
Effects of ‘Lucky bastard’
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Luck goes up by 100 for 30 sec. Can only be used twice a week.
Attention! You have gained the Ability ‘Complete language comprehension’
Effects of ‘Complete language comprehension’
Allows for complete language comprehension
Attention! You have gained the Ability ‘Gift from god ’
Effects of ‘Gift from god’
After each level up, your lowest stat will be increased by +1. If multiple stats reach these requirements then a stat that reach the requirement will be chosen at random.
Congratulations, Gift from God has give you...
+1 Agility
Name
Fuck off
Species
Infant Chinstrap penguin (attribute point per level
=3)
Titles
Second birth, Higher potential, Sentient animal, Named animal
Level
1 (0/4xp)
Health
12/12
Mana
0/0
Stamina
3
Defence
3
Attack
3
Strength
3
Agility
4
Dexterity
3
Intelligence
18
Wisdom
14
Luck
28
Attributes points to use
3
Known abilities
Lucky bastard, Animals are more likely to follow your instructions, Complete language comprehension, Gift from god,
Known skills
N/A
Known spells
N/A
Remembering the last time the screens appeared, Grey did not say anything and did not move. After about a minute of struggling to read the flashing blue text, he decided to try a different approach as a distant memory started to surface. He decided to try and will the screens into his mind and absorb the information.
Upon trying to absorb the screens, Grey's mind filled with the information of this status screen, his titles, and abilities. [It's just like the games Dad and I used to play and the books I’ve read.]
Giddy excitement began to replace the usual numb feeling within Grey as he came to this realization. He jumped in excitement as possibilities filled his mind. Or at least he tried to, before falling face first into a fluffy, powdery white surface.
Looking back in confusion he lets out a light laugh as he realizes that he is in an egg. [I was actually reincarnated as a bird, I can finally truly be free, fly and truly explore this new world even before my wishes. I should thank that grape looking, fella, next time we meet.]
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By literally using his head and newly acquired beak he broke out of the shell that imprisoned his body and stood up to look around. He saw a clear ocean that sparkled in the sunlight and the pearl white sand like substance that covers every available surface. Tall mounds made from the pearly sand encased the beach making a bay.
He also saw penguins. Lots and lots of penguins. [Wait a minute. Penguins can't fly.] In a panic Grey looks at his species on his status page.
Name
height / weight
info
Stats
Levels
Chinstrap penguin
Height: 68cm - 27 inches
Weight: 4.5kg - 10lb
Penguins are large flightless seabirds. Chinstrap penguins are named for their characteristic band of dark feathers under the chin that appears to be a strap keeping their hat on.
Born with 1 stat in each attribute.
Will naturally gain one stat point per level up.
Born as a level 1.
Rank up at level 5 to evolve.
Penguins are large flightless seabirds. Chinstrap penguins...
“...”
...flightless seabirds...
“...”
...flightless...
“Fuck”
Grey lets out a long sigh as the familiar numbness returns, then suddenly a faint spark of excitement is born. [ If this is like the books I have read and the games I used to play with dad, then I should be able to grow stronger and eventually be able to evolve into something that can fly. Now let's think. I don't know how long this trial will last but the Grape guy appeared to have a loose concept of time so I should treat this like my new life.
The stats and attributes are fairly self-explanatory. If I want to become stronger I should be trying to raise my stats naturally without relying on the stat points. This way when it becomes harder to raise my stats naturally I can still grow stronger. To be able to fly I should focus on agility and dexterity but I also want to take into account my survivability...]
Before Grey could prioritize his objectives and come up with a suitable way to increase the stats of a penguin. A large chinstrap penguin waddles up to him and shoves its peak into his own and regurgitates its meal into his open gullet.
[OH MY GOD THIS IS DISGUSTING, MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP!] (Grey)
Congratulations
Due to receiving food from a adult at an infant stage you have received 0.50xp
As grey is inwardly gagging a flamboyant voice could be heard within his conciseness [I’m baaack](Red) as fiery pink sparkles explode in Fuck Off mind [Oh Grey for fuck sake, I leave you along for like an hour and your already deepthroating something] (Red)
Grey closes his eyes and sighs [Being able to fly may take a while] (Grey)
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