Today is the day! I finish my breakfast and head to school. I'm going to confess my feelings for Lucy! I spent the past year memorizing her routine, and I know she uses a shortcut. That's going to be my chance!

I run toward the location where I will execute 'Operation Lucy'. My heart beats rapidly as I see her turn into this dark unpopulated alley. I stay hidden behind this dumpster until she finally walks by.

"U-um, excuse me…"

I mutter as I stand up and stop next to her. She looks at me with a frightened expression and takes a few steps back. Oh god, I messed up!

"Oh, it's just you, Misaka. You scared me."

She answers with a sigh of relief.

"U-UM!"

Come on, you can do it!

"I-I've re-really li-liked you si-si-since middle school! Please go out with me!"

I did it…! I grin with excitement and replay the hundreds of times that I imagined. Misaka, I really liked you too! I wanted to tell you all this time!

"Umm… I think you have the wrong person…"

My mind goes blank.

"Huh…? But, your name is Lucy, right?"

"Yeah."

"You went to Fukuoka Junior High School, right?"

"No, I went to Yokosuka."

My mind goes blank again. How could I have made this mistake…? I look at her again. Her brown hair flows down to her breasts. My eyes linger on her melons that are at least a D-cup. How could I have mistaken her… No, it's impossible. She's denying my love. Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, Lucy…

"Umm… I'm going to go now."

She says as she walks away. My eyes lose their focus on her plump breasts as her skirt flutters in the wind. I find my eyes wandering up and down her legs. I'm at my limit. I feel my 100% full-on erection bulge through my pants.

"LUU-CYYYY!'

I shout as I sprint toward her with my arms spread out ready to grab her from behind. She turns around and looks at me with a neutral expression. Yes, yes, yes! I'm almost there! There is just a little bit more, when suddenly, massive pain starts radiating from my groin. I look down and see that she has kicked me. Lucy… why…?

She doesn't give me a second look as she turns around to walk away. I feel light headed. I feel pain behind my eyes. But nothing is worse than the pain in my heart… I let all of my tears out as I lay in a fetal position on the ground. I think of the moment I first met Lucy. Her gentle greeting lit the dark world I was in. I drown myself in my tears, letting nothing in the outside world interfere with my thoughts. Not even Lucy who is running toward me saying something… Lucy?! I tune in to the outside world again.

"…watch out!"

A second later all my senses go dull. What happened? I can't feel my arms, my legs, my breathing. There is just pitch black. I don't know how much time passes when I find myself in a room full of white. I look at my hands and legs, noticing that I'm still alive. I stand up and walk forward. I see someone or something descend from above. I only stare at him in awe as he floats in the air the whole time. He looks at me and laughs. Who the hell is this guy? I can see him… but at the same time, I can't.

"I am the one you guys called God… but I prefer the name, Rigel."

He read my mind?!

"Indeed. It seems that you haven't realized you died. You spent your last moments bawling in a dark alley. Unfortunately, someone accidentally dropped a piano from the roof right on top of you… It was quite unfortunate!"

He laughs loudly. I'm… dead…? Oh well. I accept the fact immediately, feeling that life wasn't worth living anyway. Every day was hell, and the slight sliver of light became darkness at the end. I didn't even get to grab Lucy's breasts in the end… What a shame… This sucks. If I knew this would happen, I would have bought a gun and…

"Ahem… well, because I'm quite the benevolent god… I'll let you live a second life in a world of fantasy, magic, adventures full of romance, beautiful dre… Hey, are you listening…? Please listen to me…"

Why does this matter… I'll just screw it up again. This sucks. I want to be reborn a clam… I don't want to live a painful life where I have to think… This sucks… I sigh and pray that this guy named Rigel kills me… I close my eyes.

"Misaka?"

I open my eyes when I hear a familiar voice. I look up and see Lucy. Surveying the scenery around me, I realize I'm where Lucy rejected me. I look up and witness her wonderful melons again. I'm not going to let it pass by this time! I pant with my mouth open as I stand up. I take both of my hands and grab both of her breasts. She lets out a moan that sends chills throughout my entire body.

"Misaka, I love you… I… I want you inside me…"

She begs me with the sweetest voice I've heard in my entire miserable life. YES! FUCK YES! THIS IS WHAT I LIVED LIFE TO EXPERIENCE! MY LIFE IS FULFILLED! I gulp and flare my nostrils. Suddenly, the scenery around me breaks like a broken window. I'm not in an alley anymore, and everything is white. The soft breasts that were in my hands are no longer there.

"As I was saying, I'll give you a second chance at life, but this time in a different world… Hello?"

Lucy… I grin and snicker.

"If you listen to me, you can see Lucy again."

"Really?!"

"Yes, so as I was saying… I'm going to let you have a second chance at life. You'll be reborn to a wealthy noble family in a fantasy world filled with magic. You'll have all your memories that you have as you start a new life. The couple plans to name you, Durrendal. The best part is… I'll give you a power of your choosing."

"A power…?"

"Yep… Your options are: Transformation, Time, Restriction, Liquid, Puppet, or Reproduction. Choose wisely."

I started this story as kind of a troll... but KINDA taking it more seriously now. You might want to read until Chapter 6-2 until you decide that you don't like this fiction. Chapters are pretty short so it won't take long at all.