“Is this some sort of prank? Cause I believe biker gangs are a thing of the past already?”

At first, Takumi thought there was a camera hidden somewhere to film his reaction. But he picked up small body signs and posture, all told him that these girls were dead serious. Annoyed, Takumi decided to turn and leave, and yet…

Their seemingly goofy attitude soon turned into a stomp kick targeting his back. Takumi slammed his face on the chilly grass, feeling humiliated:

“What was that for?!”

“Yer a man or not, runnin` with cha tail b`tween em legs like that? If ya [omae] don`t wanna get beaten up upon entering this park, ya`d better go and water these trees as well as clean up trash `round it for the next entire week! Every single day, starting here and now! If we caught you slacking off we`ll really knock it into yer!”

Standing up,Takumi`s face twisted into a deep frown:

“Heeh!? Is this park yours or something? And who the fuck do you think you are, bossing me around? What if I say fuck that?” His arrogant eyes deeply angered the girls.

“Yer really gonna get it this time douchebag!” The sukeban girl raised her bat, threateningly.

“Heh! How about this, if any of you can hit me with once, I`ll do it?”

“Stuck-up cunt!”

Way before she charged in, Takumi`s brain has already picked out the things he needed for this quarrel. If his memory served him right, which it did, the footwork that Kenichi taught him would be perfect for this. It`s called the in-out dash, a technique that creates a distance illusion. By standing on the tip of your feet in a side stance, you can quickly dash forward and backward. The key is to use the extra rotation of your heel to control the momentum, minimizing the transition time. The stronger your calf is, the more distance you can cover.

The girl pulled out a rubber stick from the metal pipe. The thing looked like sparring weapons one would see in self defense classes.

“Heiya!”

She swung, but the strike went wild. Becoming even more agitated, she rushed him down. Using his longer legs and the pendulum steps, he safely stayed out of her range. Takumi would suddenly step in from time to time, baiting out a swing or two from her. Soon, the mask started to obstruct her breathing. Sweat dripped from her forehead and soaked into her mask. She had power behind each strike, but her stamina was horrible.

“Huff…Huff…Huff… Bastard!”

“Heh. Much bark and no bite.”

“Give me that.” The gang leader snatched the rubber stick from her hand.

All three of them tried and failed. Takumi laughed as he shook them off, walking away in the most douche way possible. He was somewhat entertained from this encounter.

“Heh, always went just like how I expected.”

However, what he didn`t expect was to meet them three days later, inn a self-defense session at Kirishima`s place.

Among the numerous females that were in the class, three new faces appeared. This time dressed normally and acting like real schoolgirls.

Although he didn`t wanted to, Takumi had already memorized their name when Endou Madoka introduced the newcomers to the class. Because of Kirishima`s request, Takumi unwillingly became the only male student in this weekly session. But his job is closer to that of a mentor, as more and more girls and women are concerned with their safety. “Blame the thugs that use drugs and wander around, it`s because of them that crime rates are rocketing”, said Endou.

“Etou… So we should start with the basics…”

The three of them showed clear reactions when Takumi tried to act like nothing happened. The rest of what happened was described by Takumi as “Things that you`d only expect in a certain trending harem anime but actually happened, although in real conditions the girls would likely never fall for me.”

In another morning of the spring break, Takumi woke up early and went to the park. He carried a good sized decomposable plastic-looking bag along with tools for collecting litter. As he was cleaning the small grass patch, a voice called from afar:

“Oni-san~”

“Yer cleaning up the park?!”

Scratching his head, Takumi answered as such.

“Wow… We thought ya were a total douchebag! Nishimura Oni-san is actually a really nice dude!”

“Still, why were ya so mean the first time we met eh? Keh! While we were exhausted you stood there laughing like a cunt”

“If only you lot would stop your goofy cosplay act and have normal manners. Heh, yet you guys were all shy and timid at the class. Why don`t you talk like that all the time?”

“Heck! We do whatever we want! Female biker gangs need to be brought back to show them thugs on the street that girls ain`t easy prey! You heard? There`s been another case of sexual harassment on the street yesterday! The offenders were just punks a few years older than us! Apparently they were even high on drugs!”

“Also teach us how ya move the other day already!”

“Hai hai. I`ll teach you this evening in class.”

That evening, the girls stayed a bit later for their extra training. Takumi was impressed at how fast they can grasp the technique, with that it seems these girls have a knack for fighting.

“Senpai, does your phone have any cellular data left?”

“Uh… Here.”

“Thanks~”

Just a moment after Takumi went to clean up the gym supplies, she screamed:

“Senpai! You pervert! I can`t believe that you masturbate to girls peeing!”

“Disgusting! What a freak!”

“I`m so disappointed in men these day!”

Takumi palmed his face, regretting that he didn`t clear his browser history. Taking a deep breath, he faced the scornful looks on their eyes with a resigned attitude:

“Errr… No I don`t get off by watching girls going to the restroom. The reason why there`s that link is… complicated… I`d appreciate it if you trusted me…”

“No way! You`re so creepy! And this is even from the toilet in this district`s police station! We`ve been there a few times… Nee, I wonder if he had seen us too!? Kyaaaah!”

“It`s… no… I… haaa just think whatever you want, I give up.”

It`s not like he had any obligations to be on good terms with them anyways. But did they just say that the toilet was in the nearby police department? The place where Ayase Ichiko went to after they discovered her mom`s decomposing corpse!?

“Give me the phone!”

They threw it at him, and Takumi caught it.

“Endou-san! This!”

“What, Nishimura-kun? You should really come up with a good reason this time.”

“These restrooms are in the nearby police station! Can we report this and have them search the place?”

“Well sure, but that doesn`t change the fact that you`re a creepy…”

“Great! Then we can get the police to be involved! These yakuzas must be really dumb to attach hidden cameras into public places like that! Their fingerprints and all!”

“I can`t follow… Slow down” Endou looked annoyed.