I'd never experienced the notorious 'Walk of Shame' before. Of course, I had heard quite a bit about the embarrassment it brings, especially if it had happened in a hotel or town where you knew almost everyone. I had always thought it couldn't be that bad, though. Nothing could bring such vivid embarrassment- and it's not as though anybody knew about the intimate activity you had partaken in.

Well I was wrong.

Very. Very. Wrong.

After spending a good twenty minutes burrowed in the comfortable and safe confines of the blanket calming myself down, both mentally and physically, I had decided that it was finally time to face my teammates. Mainly King. Ban had already left, but I heard some particularly promiscuous sounds before he left, which prompted a couple extra minutes of me sitting, a blushing mess, wrapped in blankets.

And now we are here. The 'Walk of Shame.'

I had cleaned myself up, trying to act as if absolutely nothing happened. I had woken up after King came in, sleeping in after being kidnapped and such, and it took me a bit longer than usual to get out of bed because I was still sluggish from the aftereffects of the enchantment. I almost convinced myself of it too. That, of course, was until I actually started to exit the safety of Ban and I's shared room.

I was rigid when I exited, the entirety of my confidence leaving me as I began to walk down the stairs. How was I going to face everyone? Oh, god, King probably told all of them! Either that or Ban came down and bragged.

'Hey, guess what? I was about to fuck the shit outta (y/n) until King came along. Hey, speaking of that, how was my cock, fairy boy?'

In my head, I was imitating his voice extremely stupidly, sounding more like a stereotypical buff guy than Ban himself. It was funny, but I was too panicky to laugh.

I should say something when I go in! Maybe something stupid, or funny! Just to ease the tension... Yeah, that's a great idea! (Y/N), you are a certifiable genius, if I do say so myself! I had some great ideas, but my dumbass brain decided to pick the worst of them.

I kicked down the door in the stairway, bursting in with dumbass confidence.

"I need alcohol!"

Yes. That is what I said when I burst into the main room of the bar. I stomped along, sliding behind the bar and grabbing a bottle of Bernia Ale. I walked out into the main floor, but I noticed quite quickly that nobody was there. I raised an eyebrow in confusion, taking a swig and looking around suspiciously. I glanced out the window, noticing that the other Sins, as well as Elizabeth and Hawk, were standing around something.

I walked out, taking another drink. As I approached the group, I started hearing the exchanges between the group.

"I'm going to murder you," I heard Ban say as I approached. That was the first thing I heard, and I already knew I needed to defuse whatever was happening.

"Whoa, whoa," I interjected, causing everyone's heads to swivel toward me. I laughed, joining them in the circle. "Who are we murdering, why, and can I help?"

"No way!" Diane snarled, "I'm going to destroy them."

"Wh- oh, hey! Dumb and Dumber!" I exclaimed, seeing the two men in the middle of the circle. One with a bowl-cut and the other with two obnoxious mustaches. "I haven't seen you guys in forever!"

I downed the rest of the ale, smiling sweetly as I approached the two of them. I crouched down to match their height, since they were tied up and forced on their knees, tossing the bottle to the side.

"Y'know, I recall that the two of you were perfectly fine with the notion of your boss raping me," I spoke, my voice hard but still somehow terrifyingly sweet, "That's not very nice, you know."

"W-we didn't let him," Mustache.

"We're j-just so used to it," Bowl-cut.

"We can't help but let it happen, " In sync.

"I can't believe you let him get away with something so despicable!" Ellie snarled, her face flushed pink in anger.

"I'll piggy-trot you bastards to the Demon Realm!" Hawk shrieked, huffing loudly.

"I think we should take turns," Meliodas grinned, punching his open palm while glaring at the two men.

"I say we all throw attacks at the same time," King spat, glaring down at the two from his standing position on his Chasteifol.

"How about I pound them to dust one after the other," Diane spoke maliciously.

"How about public humiliation followed by death? It would suit the situation," Gowther suggested.

"Or we could just torture them. That'd be fun," Ban smirked, a malicious aura surrounding him.

"Wow guys, calm down," I sweatdropped, "We should just let them go."

"Yeah!" Bowl-cut shouted, sounding panicked.

"Let us go? Great idea!" Mustache joined in.

"Did I ask you?" I asked, my voice going back to scary as I whirled around to face them. I took a step forward, glaring down at them with a threatening smile. I stomped my foot down, it landing in front of them and making a small crater, the ground shaking slightly in response. "On second thought, maybe we should torture you? I could slowly burn you alive as Gowther, here, puts you through the worst psychological experience you've ever had. Ban could sap every last bit of your strength while Meliodas and King cut away at your skin and Diane and Hawk pound you into a pulp. Would you like that? Then we could heal you and do it over," I stomped a foot down again, causing them both to fall back. They had mortified expressions, and were shaking vigorously. "And over," I stomped my foot again- they both scrambled backward, "And over again. Whadoya say boys? That sound like fun?"

They both whimpered, staring up at me, terrified. Bowl-cut's trousers turned a darker color around his crotch area, standing out from it's original tan color. I burst out in laughter, clutching my stomach as I pointed at him.

"Holy shit, did you just piss yourself?!" I wheezed, laughing harder.

"Wow, (y/n)!" Ellie spoke, "You can be terrifying when you wish to be!"

"She is known quite well in our group to be the best interrogator, both when she needs to scare someone into telling us information and when she needs to gather it without arousing suspicion," Gowther affirmed.

I continued to wheeze, clutching my stomach, as it hurt from laughter. Tears of joy formed in the corners of my eyes as I held onto Ban's shoulder, laughing unceasingly. "That's hilarious, oh my god.... I can't believe it! I actually made someone piss themself from being terrified!"

It took a while, but my laughter eventually died down. After I calmed down, Meli spoke.

"So, are we gonna kill them still?" He hummed casually, eyeing the men.

"Do whatever you want, I don't care," I shrugged, kicking a rock. It went flying, landing in the distance and causing a distant crash. The birds in the general area cawed, flying away at the disturbance.

"Cool," Meli grinned, "Who wants which one? We'll have to share."

"Me and Old Fart get Mustache," Ban spoke, glaring harshly at him, "You and everyone else share the pussy."

"Why do I have to share with more people?" Diane whined, pouting.

She continued to complain and Ban continued to rebut. I went back into the bar with Ellie, who said that she didn't like seeing too much blood, even though they very much deserved it.

We stayed inside while the others dealt with the twins. I'm total honesty, I don't know why I didn't want to participate. Maybe part of me still wanted to show them mercy, even after what they let almost happen to me. Maybe I was just tired of killing people. Maybe it was a small act, meant to show that I deserved retribution. Any reason doesn't really make much sense, so I stayed inside, grabbed a pint, and talked with Ellie. I guess there is one plus, though. Well, one plus I completely understand.

I didn't have to deal with being teased about what Ban and I were caught doing. Success!